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Speedbumps! yes...speedbumps......so evil........

I think it's annoying when your little cousin is walking and then stops you and says, "Hey, Tired, I got to tell you something and your my bro so can you help me?"

So I'm like "Hell yeah, anytime, dude. What's wrong?"

And so he's like just standing there saying nothing and I'm like "what?"

Then I smell his fart and he starts laughing because it was all a charade to get me to smell his fart. God damn little bastard. Totally like me when I was his age.

oh, absolute hilarity!

LMFAO hahahahaha

lmfao!!

You are absolutely hilarious TH!!

its annoying when lil bro's want you to play PS2 games like soldier of fortune......ihate games like that, but in a sense it is funny to watch some dudes head,arms and legs blown off!

All of the 'Do you like me' threads! Crazy ppl

my god damn sister, thats all that has to be said! Arrgh even thinking about her is annoying....

i hate ppl that drive with cell phones


oh and i also hate texans THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW A FOUR WAY STOP WORKS MAN U HAVE TO BE A REAL BIG RETARD NOT TO KNOW THAT

Are you old enough to drive?

no but im smart enough to know the rules

Of a fourway stop?

ok, more annoying than nething , pop ups, specially the fukers that dont die no matter how many times u clik to close them....

it's just annoying when people tell you how you should live your life...like they don't have their own life to worry about in the mean time.

Speed bumps!
They're just great! When I use to take the school bus, our 75 year old driver use to speed like mad on them and didnt even bother to slow down. We use to jump off our seats, knock ourselves against the roof and fall back on our arses.
Yooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I can still remember the feeling.

OMG TH What would KMC be like without you :lo:

damn, this thread is old as!......and it was ressurected..sweetness.....
which reminds me.....i hate it when you're jus sitting down, quietly, minding ur own business, and say a spider crawls up tha wall, coming into ur view.........i hate spiders.......so when they come outta nowhere like that, it scares tha sh*t outta me..........

My neighbor is so freakin' annoying. I bet he just sits in his room all day long staring out the window, because every time I walk by his house I see him staring at me and he usually says somethign stupid like: "Want some milk, Adrienne?" or "I would so do her" (pointing at me)

..stupid wanka.....
tell me bout it......i cant stand ppl who even stare at me....whether for a good reason or not......

people always stare at me...It must be because of my stunning beauty

The most annoying thing is when you try to be nice and let someone like get infront of you when ur driving or let someone out and they are complete dumbasses so to teacht them a lesson u let them get out a lil bit then totally cut them off and give them the finger

that was awfully specific D.....

Well the other day im coming home from school and there are this buildings like by the lights and so i was letting this guy in the van out and im waving him on and he is looking and looking and finally decides to pull out so i got really pissed since my patience level is like zero so i sped up really fast honked my horn gave him the finger because i was trying to be nice but no he has to be a dumbass and sit tehre and waste my god damn time.

lol.......

altho i get stared at alot too.....but i dont dress weird, i dont look weird...
so when dey do stare, i'm like "what is ur f*ckin problem!?'......altho i dont say it to their face.but i sure as hell think it.....

I don't dress weird or look funny either, but people always stare at me! Especially babies and little kids

maybe u have a abnormally large mole on ur face u dont know about

most annoying thing is your parents walking in on you when your masturbating ..


jk

omfg...

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*instantly thought of "goldmember"

o god i was 12 and was wanking the weasly and my mom saw me from the window then the next day she asked what i leanred at the robert kendal sexx education center and i felt like killing my self seriously worst moment of my life

OH GOD I KNOWW!!
i had a similar moment like last year .. my ma walked in on me .. and like i was almost done to .. and she like say what i was doing and jus sat there .... then after it went away .... she left ... the next time i saw her .. she gave me 2 condoms and a porn mag .. im like .. wtf

ooh that sucks...fortunately ive never gotten caught.

lol..this thread sure has changed topic....

and then i was downstiars i was like 13 and my dad was putting up chirstmas lights and he kept walking down stairs and up stiras so i had to keep stopping and putting it away when he came down but one time he came down and i was still doing it and he is like what the hell are you doing and i start yelling at him like i was hurt and i was like some bug bit me down tehre and i was rubbing it out and he just looked at me and i was like oo god i avoided that embarssig moment and why ddint my mom give me a porn mag

i run a daily inspection for weird bugs. if you know what i mean .,

....

omfg....

<< thats my " im proud " face ..

but if i was with a girl and she was giving me a handy my dad would walk down look at what was happening and giv eme a thumbs up and wlak out. but it sucked i was feeling my old gf up and i was doing it down in her basment and her dad walked in and the what evre blocked his site to us and i was like pissing myself i was so lucky and this girl had double D's i luved dating that jamican chick. now she is a *****

oh god dude
i went to my ex's house and we were in her bedroom messing around.. and damn i had a ****ing boner as hard as a rock .. anyways her ma walked in like 2 hours later .. (when the boner was at its fullest) and oh shit ... i ran outta that ****ing place.. i had to run 12 blocks.. < most exercise i have ever done

awww......so cute

o god stinkfist is almost as specific as i am next he will say what he did after he got home

Ok this hurts alot i was at a dance like a month ago with my old gf and we were griding and she kept feeling my thing threw my pants and what not and i had a boner for more then i would say 2 hours ok. so then we go to this party mind u the whole ride there i am thinking about getting some so i still got a boner. walk in all lop sided and what not and get downstairs the parents keep ****in going back and fourth from basment to the upstiars so this means we dont have privacy i walk up to my buddy that owns the house and ask why are ur closets so small. he yells at me for being a horn ball so she keeps feeling me threw my pants not doing ne thing else and i get home and jerk it finally to relive the tension i swear tog od i had one for 5 hours it hurt so bad.

......(SF's post...)

meh, you know you like the one better

oh dude .. i had one for like 6 hours .. i think someone slipped me a viagra or sumthin man
ok i was at this dance .. and god it was ****ing ass and t!ties everywhere.. i got this mean hard on .. from start to finsih of the dance .. even the ride home... then i got home and whcked away like no tommorow

it would have sucked for the chick i was with cause if she did end up givin me some noggin or a handy it would have been a mess cause i was so horny

handys are soo cool man ... its like you jus sit there and WHOA !! lol

.......hey i sense sarcasm!....

you mean your neighboors friend... fuzz head! lol

i dont .. or do i

no i dont like handys i like noggin it feels lots better cause girls suck at handys i would rather do it my self cause i do it better. but noggin now that is fun.

btw i cant belive i have had more then one discussion with stink about dicks jerking off and other sucj related topics i hope this isnt habit forming

vera...you expected something different from me?

you mean fuzz head? if you do then he is not your neighboor lol

the thing that annoys me most is my next door neighboor and his friends. One time they threw a stink bomb at my house, it smelt for a couple days.... they bug he soo much..

yeah this is like 2 times


i only like handys cause im too lazy to do it myself

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why did i even ask...

Good point Stink. I still think that they have courses required at my high school about how to give proper hand jobs

.. ok we have like 3 threads of us talking about masturbation and what not .. jus make a thread

yea thanks to stinkfist my posts have become homosexual

same to you ......

Yea but i was a member frist so having more power against u i can put the blam all on you

yeah well .. your a weight lifter .. thats a more gay thingy than .. lazy mother ****er

U lost me

ok .. you say you have more power .. so its all on me ... and then i called you gayer cause your a wieght lifter dude .. and you have dudes with like ..... short shorts on ... in your sig ..

me .. im jus a lazy masturbator

i was just joking about the power thing. nothing gay bout weight lifting. and i just got my idol in my sig.

*cough*gay*cough*
oh sorry .. i got a cold

as my mother would post

oo u never seen my mother post have u DeNiro's Mom half her posts are

>>>> <<<< that she yells at TH alot also

huh, He's kinda my neighbor too, seeing that you are also my neighbor...fuzz head?

no~ uh never mind~

*scratches head* woh...this has gone very off topic *looks around* and dont ne one say, 'this IS the off topic forum' but..damn! u know what i mean....

hmmmm......annoying tings....
school!.....very annoying.constantly in ur face....

most annoying thing: being an idiot