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Hello, i am starting this topic today to give the chance with anyone who has problems at home to PM me or add to this thread anything they would like to discuss

blessed be

well i dont have many problems i mean my dad died but these thngs happen and my mum thinks im depressed but i can handle myself fine so thanks but no thanks

I've got a strange light-fitting and I can't seem to find the right bulb to fit it.

poor poppet go and buy a new one

Hmmm, it's that simple isn't it.

probably not

im locked in

My pants are fraying at the ends

OK, so my girlfriend buys this thing called an Octodog (octodog.net) which basically turns hot dogs into marine-life-shaped cuisine. So, I'm on the toilet and I get this really great idea. Anyway, long story short, I got fecal matter all over the damn thing and my girlfriend is like, totally pissed. What should I do?

Send her my way, I'll get her over that fear!

hah that was on graham norton... not that i watch it much...