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ho! ho! ho! any nice children here?
so, what do you guys want for christmas? i'll give you anything you want. (as virtual precents). ( i'm a bit early out am i not )

Ooh! Do you do surprise gifts for others?

only virtual?

yes but that way i can give you anything. aaaanything , i tell you

but I'm not nice; can I still have my present?

just come with your wishes and i'll see what i can do

*starts writing on 'things to get-list' like a mad*
where's lara at, anyways?

ush, edna, anything you want?

I know that and you don't
jealous?

Well, I want to get Edna a new broom...

sure thing, now i have to rn to my helpers an tell them what to make

I also wouldn't mind getting a picture of what the To-slapping machine looks like.

i can give that to you right away

Cute! But now everyone will want one!

Not fair! I asked for it first!

everyone has one now, the demand for it got too big, i had to reveal it

when do we get it?

it's a long time to christmas.

Santa Claus... isn't that around december 6 instead of december 24? (or was it 25?)

what?

i'm looking forward to see what texas wishes, i guess it's a bjork poster or maybe a swan dress

whoops wrong one,

that guy, resambling Santa Claus, that comes around on december 6?
Riding a horse and stuff like that... don't you know him?

Er... you lost me there, buddy.

stop the gibber jabber, the man wants to know what I want for Christmas:
1. Scanner
2. New car
3. $1,000,000
4. Bjork

don't you guys know anything about a old man with a white beard that has black helpers?

For the ones that know European history:
he was bisshop of Mira around 500 AD.
Well all the stuff I know is too difficult to translate in English...

BTW: he is from Spain...

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?

K, found out:

you guys don't celebrate it, and translated it's:
Saint Nicolas, he comes on december 6 so... that's sooner than christmas!

you'll have to wait till christmas for the presents, though

I could try! But promise me that I get it first!

Looks like I better wear my hockey helmit!

mah could you add to my list an "automatic helmet remover"

of course

I need my head. I use it all the time

Really? Could have fooled me!

That's not too difficult
j/k, just sticking up for my pal ToMacco

pal? Is that what they call it these days?

Don't be like that yerssot, or I'll smack you silly!

dont need no smacking then

yers is a trouble maker. He needs to be smacked.

well you said you smack him silly, I just said you dont need to smack him then

You are up late my Norwegian bloodlined friend, whats up you aint got duties today/morning?

My job is pretty half-assed. I always stay up late on Sunday nights. Usually because I don't drink on Sunday, and my body is not used to it ( after drinking 3 to 4 nights in a row!)

Hmmm...that To smacking machine looks like a pretty complicated piece of equipment. What kind of warranty do you get with that ?

it breaks when you smack it back, no warrenty what so ever

If anyone gonna smack yerss, it'll be me.

Mmmmmmm, what could I possibly want for Chrimbo.....

1) A smaller beer belly
2) The Force to be with me, (always)
3) A big ass crate of lager
4) One of those To smacking machines (the latest super-slap model)

That should do nicely.

those who wishes, will get (at least something)

Well some illiteracy from that part of the country aint no bomb

yousa aint getting no presents this year

Well thats cool, aint to found of these religious holidays anyway

I would much rather spend my vacation in Floro then that dump Stavanger

How many people in Stavanger?

ahem...it's not a big city, but it has 12,000 citizens.
now santa claus is angry at you, and will give you a finti-slapping-machine

12000!!!!! we aint counting the fish

Stavanger has around 110 000 people living here, nothing on an American scale but the 4th largest in Norway. And we dont count fish as population

*Texas slaps Finti with Floro fish*
So I take it that people from Floro and Stavanger aren't best of friends?

I don't know I just like to tease people from the outskirts of civilization.

You should be more thoughtful, people from Stavanger should be more couteous to small town folks
*shakes finger at Finti*

go play something poisonous Tex

*Texas goes off to play with Finit's personality*

Where on earth are Floro and stavenger?

OK no need to be quite so snappy! You should learn to be more tolerant of the geographically challenged!

Yeah Finti, no need to get snappy! I'm sure you Stavangerians vould learn some manners from those floroians
Here you go Edna: http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/no.html#Intro

UK is not that far away from Norway, I am not snappy I m just amazed that the net aint used more too look up things before questions are asked. I met these questions in the states, but I thought the level of knowledge was higher in Europe.

Nor...way... is that in Russia? I hear a lot of stuff is in Russia.

You sound like you are from the states limey boy

That was the idea. Viking boy.

It was more like this
N o r -w a y is that closest to London or England

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what? i don't think finti was out to offend londoners, just writing an example of bad geographical knowledge.

ehh ok , I guess.
Santa Clause belivers or beardi supporters, same thing