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yep this is another bar here u can get drunk and talk HAVE FUN **drinks two pints of beer**

Jeepers, there are more bars than people now.

i can't have alchoholic bevreges

oh no a whole four bars

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cheers.gif

I'll have a duff lite please! Someone turn on the T.V!

hmmmmm, ok then, i want a coke-a-cola

beerbeerbeer

*embarrases herself by getting drunk and doing stupid stuff like pole dancing*

Beer here!

I WANT A BEER

Calls out to Duffman! BEER HERE!!!

lol

DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF!!!! I LOVE DUFF! WHO ELSE LOVES DUFF? I KNOW HOMER DOES http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/homer.gif

beer for me too *hopes noone checks for ID*

I'm too young for beer....

ERm...hello, can i speak to ''Ivana'' second name ''Tinckle''!

HEY U THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS WE SERVE AT THIS BAR #1 ALCHOHALISM AND #2 BEER **raises shotguns** NOW GET OUT!

**drinks 5 pints of liquer**

hello? moe's tavern? i'm looking for amanda hugnkiss.

sorry, that was too tempting once i saw the title of the thread.

duff beer for me duff beer for you I'll have a duff you have one too

heres ur duff lady **hands over beer**

HEY IS THERE A AMANDA HUGNKISS HERE HEY! IS THERE AN AMANDA HUGNKISS HERE?!?!?!?!?!? hey wait a minute

kid when i find u im gonna kill u nice and slow

hey nice bar

yall got sleeping pills

hmmmm no i dnt need em

nope but we got the best substitute BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pass me a duff beer! *flashes fake ID and giving the bartender a wink while looking at his fake bartending license*

yeah ill have two beers, a whisky, scotch and a dram...
ANYONE ELSE WANT ANYTHING???

* Hello Moes Tavern?.Is there a Mr. Jass there? First name Hugh.*

well im hugh jass...

*thinks: Oh CRAP!!!!*

Err....cool name dude. *Hangs up phone*

*hides in corner and sniggers into hand pointing at phone* they thought I was hugh jass heeheehee

hello im calling for a mister ICUP spell it out I-C-U-P

I...C...U...?

AHA HA HA AAHAH HA HA

(I dont get it)

DRINK DUFF... *starts to mutter* responsibly

D'OH!

'hello can i speak to 'I.P' last name 'freely'?

I'll have a Duffhttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/shifty.gif*prays isnt asked for ID*http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/innocent.gif

i'll have a bloody mary....some bars serve to minors, crazy roc chick!

One Flaming Moe over here, dude!

*hello. Moes tavern? I'm looking for a Mr. Rotch. First name Mike*

HEY IS THERE A MIKE ROTCH HERE??...... HEY EVERYBODY MIKEROTCH
hey wait a minute kid if u call me one more time im gonna be using ur feet as stockings

200 vewers

MIKE CROTCH is right here *points*

**wistles**

well this has had alot of hits

OK every body im taking you bar tabs

Holy Crap NO *runs out of the tavern*

**raises shotgun**

**runs in with gun and steals all money i cash register**

Steels a barrel of duff

where the hell is wiggum when ya need him?

.......

eatin donuts

DAMN that was one of my last berrels

Take me to the Place i Loveeeeeee !!!!

uuum...Ivana Tinckle...hey everyone, put down your glasses Ivana Tinckle!!

Cause I don't really wanna feel like I did that day

BUMP THE THREAD!

well this might get every ones attention FREE BEER TO THE PERSON WHO FIRST REPLIES TO THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't have any alcoholic beverages becasue of soccer.. but what coach doesn't know shifty DUFF PLEASE! beer

drunk

hey TURN ON THE T.V. THERE IS A BOXING MATCH THAT I WANT TO SEE!!!!!!!!!!

boxtv_happy

BUMP!

I'm bored, so I'm going to bump my stupid old thread.