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HA!
This is SO funny! Try this:

"Aragorn and I were tinklering in Fangorn last night"

"You have tinkled my sister's steps long enough."

"Shall I tinkle or should I get a box?"

"Give me tinkler NOW, keep nasssssty chips"

"I don't think Gandalf meant for us to tinkle this way."

"May it be a tinkler to you when all other tinklers go out "

"Tinkle me. Don't tell the elf"

From: www.stupidring.com

MUAHAHAA!!!

And this one (Lord of da Bling!):

Pullin' up to Hobbiton in his fly white convertible Continental, Gandalf gets stopped by Frodo, standing on the bank just above eye level.

"What da **** man, you late!," says Frodo, crossin' his arms in mock disgust.

"The G ain't never late ni'a" replies Gandalf, looking up at him from under the brim of his purple velvet hat, "and he ain't never early neither. Gandizzle come when he damn well want to, fo' sho'". They try to keep a straight face and stare each other down. But just when it looks like someone 'bout to bust a cap in someone's ass, they both start laughin', and Gandalf pumps the hydrolics on the car to get that ***** bouncin'. Frodo jumps off the bank and into the passenger seat. As they speed away, you can barely make out the license plate through the dust: SHDWFX1.

For shizzle ma nizzle.

YO! Try da page out, man! There's also, Elijah's Doom with the NazGirls!!

~*MISSY*~

Oh yeah! And here's da whole mother ****er song I was talkin bout last post!:

Get on my finger, one more time
(From our *favorite* person (ick) Britney Spears! Written by Sauron himself to his precious ring, to the tune of "Baby, one more time"


Oh ringy, ringy
How was I supposed to know
He'd cut you off my finger
Oh ringy, ringy
I shouldn't have let you go
I'm not a good singer

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me Ringy
'Cause I need to know now
Oh, because
My listless eye, is killing me
(and I)
I must confess, I still believe
(still believe)
When I get you back I'll rule the world!
Give me a sign
Get on my finger, one more time

(Oh ringy, ringy)
(Oh ringy, ringy)

Oh ringy, ringy
The reason I'm cruel, is you
You've got my one eye blinded
Oh precious, precious
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
To get you in my clutches!

Show me how you want it to be
Tell me ringy
'Cause I need to know now
Oh! Because
My listless eye is killing me
(and I)
I must confess, I still believe
(still believe)
When I get you back I'll rule the world
Give me a sign
Get on my finger, one more time

(oh ringy ringy)
(yeah)
(oh ringy, ringy)
(yeah, yeah)

Oh ringy ringy, how was I supposed to know
Oh ringy ringy, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my listlessness, is killing my eye
Don't you know? I still believe!
That you will be here, and I'll rule the world!
Get on my finger one more time

My listless eye, is killing me
(and I)
I must confess, I still believe
(still believe)
When you are here I can rule the world!
Give me a sign!!!
Get on my finger one more time!


~*MISSY*~

That is kinda weird.

funny
i like the Lord of da Bling one

That's hiysterical hahahaha....ok, I'm fine now. But it was funny

RoFL

What's RoFL precious? What's RoFL eh?

Yeah, legolasismyman. They are weird, but you have to think they are funny right? Cause they really are....

~*MISSY*~