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You know i wander whats it like to be a girl. i got alot of reasons.

A-its getting boring being a guy all the time and
B- My parents always wanted a giel

so can you girls tell me what its like being one?

it sucks and it rocks

WICKED

Micheal Myers? Are you going to get a sex change operation for real???

btw i know everyth behind the thread remember

i wish i could but im poor http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif

* has a butchers knife... *I'm ready to give you your operation MM1.

Oh its so good being a girl..

you can rip soneones head of and you had a perfectly good explanation why!!

Multiple....*******!!

You get to makeyourself pertty in the mirror for a great time, and noone would see it as weird....

WE dont wake up with ''morning glorys''

it suck and rocks like that other person said.

*gets popcorn*
this should be amusing

Just wonderin MM1 are u gay because why would u want to be a girl??? i aint being like a jerk calling u gay but i mean its not every day a teenage boy wants to be a girl u know

I don't mind waking up with a flag pole...

yo this is funny

yea but what about worrying about boob size and periods and the worst one having a baby and the morning glory's rock!


o god nooooo cant u somehow make me a shemale

and another way to say it is I dont wake up with a raised tee-pee

yes yes yes! very good points!

thats not actually limited

oh... but when its cold

oh....ok.

well when flag ole shows up in an un appropriate moment....thats emberresing....

if i was a girl i would like to be a hot gay one he he u can see whats on my mind

get a life

No one can know if a girl is...erm...''happy''...

jk

Eh, it can actually be easy to hide.

Plus just think of nasty things to make it go away.

i think there are more downs than ups actually......

lance r u going do to his operation soon?
*shares out boxes of popcorn*

not as easy as it is for us to hide..

o no i want to be payed to watch this operation and DeNiro cant join

plus, we can take guys clothing and it can look just as good on us as them

yea and if a guy wheres girls clothes.............

amen to THAT!!!!!!!!!!

dammit the girls have better things.........ok im ready for that sex change

Oo god i would never watch that operation *bends down in pain just thinking about it*

HEY AT LEAST UR NOT GETTING UR WANKER TAKEN OFF!

you are quite disturbed

* takes a swing with the clever *

So when is the operation going to happen, Michael Myers?

yay! the operations' started
*gets camera*

is passed out from seing his best friend getting chopped off

best frind

MM are you actually going to get the operation done to yourself?

yes i am getting finished up now and can u plz put Jim & The Twins in a jar for me

Oh my god! That is so whack!! Literally.

ouch mm1

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Ha Ha

How are Jim & The Twins

Dont listen to them MM1!! You are gonna luuuurve being a girl!!

there doing good in that jar all by themselves

ok u can give me some pointers

Guys suck!! Thats pointer number 1...they suck like a shit in a vacume...remember that everythime one of them gives you a compliment!

Except for me and Tex, though.

number 3... your ass becomes a factor in an interview for a job, now that you are girl...im afraid

Except you Hiker..i love you... we are making babies tomorrow...

Tex sucks TexARSE!!

ok should i get implants or is that a no?

number 4 -Beauty is painfull...i pierced my tongue, and now i cannot eat for a month....there is an advantage to that...loss of weigt andgaining of a new...erm....piercing..

Same goes for waring less clothes in freezing weather

so shjould i wear a short skirt with a g-string

pointer number 5

Do you wanna be a slutty girl, or a classy girl?

Slutty girls wear skirts so short you can see their tampone string

Classy girls do not wear such short skirts

Less clothes does NOT = sexy!

DeNiro also doesnt suck i hope

as a guy, YOU should know what to wear

pointer number 5

Guys will tell you anything to get you in bed.....stuff like:

''you are the most gorgeous girl i have ever seen'' ''you have pretty eyes'' (while looking at your boobs)''

LB, you are the most gorgeous girl i have ever seen and you have pretty eyes!

hear hear!!!jerks

this is hilarious!
oh, pads and liquid eyeliner are not ur friends.

**writes down hints from you**

^^^ pointer 5 demonstrated by the Tierd Hiker!

Differance is Hiker doesnt HAVE to say them....

**writes down "Sleep with tired Hiker"**

AHAHAHA!!!

No, not you, only me!! You the student, me the teacher!!

fine who do i get then

Dont hurry yourself, there will be a guy that will offer you a cheap line..DONT FALL FOR THAT!! Fall for someone with charm...funny boy!! like Dave123!!

Oh yes! And a pair of girlschool socks up to the knees

some more pointers for you MM1!!

Burping, farting, and cratching yourself in public is not allowed anymore...not with a classy lady like yourself!!

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i kno if i do fart and its silent then i can just lie and say it wasnt me

NO FARTING!

Remember that!! or scratching....you cant spred your legs in a public place and scratch...

NO SCRATCHING EITHER!!

arent there 2 point 5s?

well hello dave http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/naughty.gif

HAHAHAHA

Thats the spirit Mike!!!

wrong way round, I am the guy, YOU are the girl

lets try this again

ok

first, we're really gonna have to do something about your name, Michael aint the most lady like of names

and second, you dont go up to the guys, just stand there and look sexy

Oh Dave....you are a horrible date!!

lets continue with the points!!

o man i hate having to get another name

Nah...there is a guy who will love Michael Myers for who he is..( well that sounded wrong)

i'm not a terrible date, thats just a terrible way for "her" to start a convo
it should be me starting with that

Dave................ you are the weakest date, goodbye!

lol

Ok...so..what else you need to know...

hmmm....gimme a sec, adn i'll post you the picture of male/femle world...

ok

funny boy doesnt do "funny" girls.... if u know what i mean....

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ahahahaha

Awwwwwwwww dont listen to him mike!!! Hes just jealous cos he cant get a girl like you!!! SHAME ON U DAVE...MAKING OUT GURL CRY!!

yea dave

** runs away crying with skirt flying up **

COME BACK!! YOU ARE THE BEST STUDENT I EVER HAD...you are also the only one....COME BAAAAACK!

she must be easy

See what im talking about..dont let poeple think you're easy...now come back and do the running away crying thing again...this time watch the skirt!!!

yea some things I dont need to see

** comes back with a bat and asks where is dave hiding **

he's over there ---------->

No no no no!! You musnt kill Dave with a baseball bat!!

Here are the options of what you can do..(personal favourites)

1. Go to a gay chattroom and give his mobile to every horny gay guy

2. stick his toothbrush down a toilet before you filsuh.

now put away the bat!

ok, number 1 is my trick, and none of u lot have my number
and 2, whats a filsuh?

** puts away bat and says sorry i still have some of that guy in me **

ok this is boring i want my weener back on

HAHA!!!

yeah...being a girl is a hard work

yes it is **mike now has his weener back**

ARGH!! Thos banana's scare the living daylights out of me

lils scared of smileys, lol

what banana r u talking about ---- Note: Mike has now got his perversion back

the smileys hate me

LOL MIKE!!

The dancing one------> <-------

my banana can dance http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/naughty.gif and burly how come the smilies dont like u?

wanna prove it

If i was a guy for one day, i think id stripp naked and jump up and down with an erection..i wanna see if its as funny as it seems?!

nothing will happen if u got a booner

Yeah...but i wanna jump up and down while i have a boner!! i wanna see how that looks!

i've read some really stupid posts.... but that just beats them all

Well I can tell you that is not as funny as jumping up and down without one...ouch!!!

aww how come?
well u sure seem to be using alot of them!!!

i agree

Hahaa..it was one of the points on the list ''if woman was a man for a day'' it was so amusing!!

try it without a booner its funnier

AHAHAAAAAA!!!!

lmfao!!!

tex is gonna love reading this thread

lol im getting sick of talking about peckers

*thinks bad thoughts*

Ewwwwww....penises are ugly and discussting!!

phew i feel better now lets talk about something way better........ BOOBS!

Boobs..i like boobs, even though im a girl!!

haha now my mind is free

Boobs..i like boobs, im a guy

Boobs rock!!

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Id do her!

i wldn't -give me nicloe kidman instead