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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Where did that come from?

I don't get it.

It's a line from something..but I don't remember what.

Monty Python?

Originally from Monty Pyphon and then used by John Hannah in Sliding Doors.

Our main weapons are...

Surprise and fear...

and a Viking battle axe

THREE! Our three main weapons are surprise, fear, a Viking battle axe and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope. FOUR! Our four main weapons are...

(Flash frame of a man in Viking Gear with a completely historically inaccurate horned hat)

'Anyway...'

Poke her with the soft cushions.

Not one post in this thread makes any sense to me

I dont think it was ment to!*sigh*

Do you want us to say "nee" to you again?

Are you a knight?

Are you a princess?

Sssssssssssshhh..don't tell anyone.

*Keeps mouth shut...*

Too late! the secrets out *shouts*HEY EVERY ONE! DIMS A PRINCESS!

*Watches Lara TOTALLY miss the point...*

The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob.

It's like you people are having a crack party, and I wansn't invited
Hmph!

Hmmm, yeah, everyone do drugs, that'll help...

*lights up a phat splif*Will do

See, look what it does to your ability to spell simple words....

send that this way, Lara!

You know, to judge from some of the posts of Lara and her friends you would think they were running an Esher-based Opium den, or sometrhing.

Not without queeq knowing they wouldn't. He has to make his 30 percent you know.

Suddenly the whole diabolical plan is making sense...

I must be doing something wrong then.

as usual

Hey, I have my style, you have yours.

All that aside. . . who remembered to bring the beer?

I did! *ToMacco passes out beers*

always beer around, I am the bartender after all
queeq please smack To a bit, or as much as you like

Yes, he's an illegal vendor on this board.

*smakc To* Now, don't do it again.

Mmmmm, beer.

I drink, therefore I am.

You're a drink?
*sticks a straw in mech's ear*

Ah ha! your the fool cus there's not enough between these ears to fill a thimble!

Hold on wait..... that's not right......quick Dim, look over there *runs off while Dims looking away*

*passes To the splif* I take it that this means sise-fire, To?

That's right!

*opens can of Hydrochloric acid and pours into To's lap*
I dont think so now do you Tomacco!?

They do hydrochloric acid in cans? That's just asking for trouble.

Ah, but it's trouble for people on the move who need "fast trouble" and can't wait around for normal trouble. Convenience trouble if you will.

That's right and also because the acid was closer to hand than my semi - auto pistols

Hmmm...not sure if To got the lesser of two evils...