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Does anyone know why they made Harry die in the first movie? That was totally irrelevent to the plot.

I agree it was irrelevent to the plot. I mean it didn't happen in the book did it. Oh wait.......did he die in the book? I forgot.

he died because that one evil guy killed him i think the guys name was dumbledore

I thought i was reading hairy potter, but it turned out i was reading a good book... so, sorry, i cant help ya there

Yeah and he was played by Adam Sandler in the movie

yea he was funny

Adam sandler was the man in that movie!

I know he rocked!!

OMG! that had me pissing myself!!!

especially the bit where the red dude is in the cupboard, and he jumps out

haha you cant 4get that part man

Classic

I know that movie was the greatest comedy!!

But back to the original question: Why did they make harry die?

i was reading the first harry potter book, it was really cool and everything, loads of cars and women, then i found out it was a copy of max power... so yeah, harry sux compared to max

Yeah I know it would be so much better if they showed hairy dodging some bullets or force choking a few people.

lol the bit at the end was the best where ron turned out to be a woman, that was a shock, not as shocking as when dumbledore said, harry, i am your father

You know what part I liked was the part where Harry was in the nightclub with his hacker buddies and that really hot chick named Hagrid walks in:

Hagrid: I've been watching you, Harry.
Harry: Jesus.
Hagrid: What?
Harry: I just thought you were a guy.
Hagrid: Most guys do.

that was good, but the rude dude bits were classic

Yeah and that girl got all drunk and passed out in the bathroom and Hagrid had to help her out and it turned out i was Harry's girlfriend. Whats her name again? Hermy? Harmony?

i think it was Mary... cant be sure

I thought her name was Eowyn...

isnt that in book 3 and a half?

I dunno it could have been Bilbo also...

no bilbo didnt come in until voldemort took the ring and sauron showed up with the dancers
that was hilarious
although i never knew elrond could dance like that

Yeah that was funny! But Dobby passing out in the toilet in the nightclub was funnier.

You know who really danced good in that scene was Count Dooku.

Did you see Yoda dancing with him and dobby? Man that was hilarious!

that had me in tears
but when blade started stripping to the lobby music, i was like "no thanks"

i thouth dooku getting angry because aragrn asked amidala for a dance and starting a fight was uncalled for, expecailly whn muhammed ali knocked them both out

Dude that was so cool the part where Trinity walks in and starts running up the walls and stuff and then Neo and Smith come in and Smith shoots at Neo and Neo's like dodging to the music!!! And then the Rancor pit opens up and Ron falls in and Hairy's just like "whatever"

I am in the forbidden depths of the UK too. The socialists really did take our education system to Hell, didn't they?

*smashes head against wall, Stands on chairs slipes head into the noose, Kicks chair away* YES SOON ILL BE AWAY FROM ALL THIS CRAP

Our country really has become crap, what with one thing and another...

are you getting a rise?

Hey what's the matter don't you like Harry Potter?

i loved it when harry n draco where gettin in on in the same nightclub dobby was in

Hey bloomie... *coughcheckthesourceofthismadnesscough*

aaahhh...ah well it was fun

If you lot put Burlyma up to it, I have a bone to pick with you all too! And a looooooong memory...

shaber our country is slowly falling, but there is hope yet for it, we are turning into a mini america, we have too many big towns, i long for fields, mountains, and the like

plus bush has our prime minister on a collar and lead

john joe didnt do anything ok??/!!!!!

hey it was fun while it lasted

joe joe

^im on to u

Don't go saying mini-america. California is a mini-america, we have like the 5th largest economy in the world. we have great beachs, mountains, deserts, fields, and tons and tons of immigrants. And we have the Lakers, which is like the next best thing next to Manchester United. But I think the U.K. rules and it has only been getting better since the Margaret Thatcher era. GO ROLLING STONES!!!

i am soooooo confused!!! lmao! i've read the whole of this thread and can't work out what the hell u guyz r talkin about!!!! can someone fill me in please!!!!!!

yea i dont no wut u r talkin bout either... this isnt harry potter... thats all i no