**coupling**
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Syren
Pick a person, itz about time we were paired off (or trio-ed, whatever turns you on). Choose fairly and honestly, it can be cross gender, whatever your preference, we can cater for you. Itz kinda like Blind Date. We want your reasons for choosing each other, and NOT choosing. Ooooh, this could get ugly.
LanceWindu
Nivvy, for obvious reasons.
thorncrawler
i'd want saucy
Syren
aaaw, hey lance, u guys still together then? i was here when we were discussing wedding dates and prezzies!! i'd want, erm.... Bidmyblood2run, Saucybird, Bloomilicious, Korri, Silvertears, all my gals, and also Alias Neo for whooping Jimbob's ass. yay, go baby go!!!
Syren
soz guys, i gotta get ready for work, but if i got time i'll pop on to see who's chosen who before i go!! keep it goin. *hugs all* x x x
LanceWindu
Yeah, we are still together.
My love for her grows with everyday.
I am going to move to New Zealand as soon as I can raise some money.
CemeterySlut666
i dunno who i'd have probably slayer
saucybird007
awwww
I will have thorn, bloom, syren, ush, total metalhead, tired hiker, corlindel, tree, chicken fish and lots more
but, as we are meant to be pairing off, i will take....anyone that wants me

bLooMiLiCioUs
woohoo i'm there too!!


saucybird007
Bloom your my lover! :lol
thorncrawler
DAM MY SLOW COMPUTER
saucybird007
i can have both of you
a male partner AND a female partner...oooooh i like the sound of that!

bLooMiLiCioUs
me too

chicken fish
I will have thorn, bloom, syren, ush, total metalhead, tired hiker, corlindel, tree, chicken fish and lots more
awww! its a good thing im bi! id have saucy.....but what guy would have a porno watching kinky genie?
bLooMiLiCioUs
CF is bi too!!!

so mny of us here!!

more pl to choose frm

im in another one!!!woohooo!!!
now ive got chell,CF,syren,burly,TH..and/......and....*thinks*
saucybird007
yay! ppl want me! *sob sniff sob* i feel so wanted *sniff sniff*
saucybird007
awwwwww thanks!

i think im going to cry
Your a babe too Jithra

bLooMiLiCioUs


me feels loved too *sniff*
saucybird007
aww *hugs*
wheres thorn??
bLooMiLiCioUs
i dunno

saucybird007
maybe hes on lunch?

bLooMiLiCioUs
mm..

man it's hard to imagine hvin luch here now cuz it's 10 30!!

thorncrawler
bloom you can have me too if you like, saucy chick and bloom that sounds like a good recipe
saucybird007

its 2:38 here
thorncrawler
sorry i was on lunch
bLooMiLiCioUs

ive got thorn now too!!!

Syren
hey y'all, i'm back and i'm awesomely flattered!! i forgot to mention a certain person earlier, corlindel, he gave me his last mouse in the pub, bless 'im!!! and he cut the tails off for me.
Syren
there doesn't seem to be many ppl around today, where is everyone?? *looks around*
bLooMiLiCioUs
woohoo syren's back!!

thorncrawler
hey and welcome back
bLooMiLiCioUs
*runs up n kisses syren* missed ya babe!!
saucybird007
yay! syren, ive missed you huny! *hugs*
god damn it, all this talk of groupies and single life is making me horny!

I want sex now!!!

*looks round the room for a victim* damn you all!

thorncrawler
why dam us all, some of us are more than happy to help
saucybird007
you have all made me want sex. *crys* i dont want to be single anymore!

thorncrawler
*hugs* dont worry, have you seen the picture of you, you'll get someone in no time
saucybird007
i wish! waaaaaaaa
bLooMiLiCioUs
u can still be single and get it on..

*coughsinglesarenacough*
thorncrawler
you mustn't be looking at the same picture cos if you came down here that you would be faught over, no joke, i wish we had a few people who look as good as you
bLooMiLiCioUs
yes!!!!*drools over chell*
bLooMiLiCioUs
ooo i wish i were wherever you are now

saucybird007
me too!

saucybird007
i want to party.
bLooMiLiCioUs
*puts on music*
care for a dance chell?

you choose what kinda music

BidMyBlood2Run
Force and Matrix_Man, big surprise there

bLooMiLiCioUs

BID!!!!*runs up for a hug*
BidMyBlood2Run
Bloom! You're always on too!

*hugs back*
bLooMiLiCioUs
that's cuz this place has got me addicted!!!

Greek_girl
addicted to love *sorry i keep doing this *singing
BidMyBlood2Run
I'm addicted to KMC too
bLooMiLiCioUs

i dunno how im gonna survive once sch starts

i wun be seein you guys that often then

BidMyBlood2Run
oh no Bloom

bLooMiLiCioUs
i know!!*cries*
bLooMiLiCioUs
i'm gonna update my list - it's ever expanding!!

HockeyHorror
WU TANG!!!!
did u know that if you lock your knees while standing long enough, you will pass out
Rogue Jedi
lets see....who shall i couple with?
Raz Jr
nope, nor did I care

HockeyHorror
WU TANG!!!
did u know that tthe most common non-contagious disease in the world is tooth decay
crazy_c
fascinating ......... weep
HockeyHorror
WU TANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did u knwo that the iris(sp?) membrane controls the amount of light that enters your eye
HockeyHorror
WU TNAG!!!!
diud u know that between ages 30-70 youre nose begins to grown from all sides....1!!!
HockeyHorror
WU TANG!!!
did u know the human kidney consists of over 1 million little tubes with a total length of about 40 miles in both kidneys
silver_tears
die already

nazgulinthedark
ok, id have LTA, stinky, sauron, exa, spear, bacon, and kit
HockeyHorror
WU TANG
did u knwo that Tthe only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees is the praying mantis
Rogue Jedi
i actually have my queen already. i am married to her.
LarryTheArch
Milla Jovovich? or an actuall person (Or prefrably, Milla Jovovich is the real person)
Rogue Jedi
i have a real wife, flesh and bone. unlike you, i dont have to depend on suzy the blow up doll.
Chelsea23
i want to couple with one person, but they aren't on here
Black Onyx
..............he knows................
silver_tears
RJ you're hilarious

Chelsea23
who?
and who wants to couple with me?? j/p
Black Onyx
i like..
this guy....
..............how about them 49ers
PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
i don't want anyone cause noone wants me.................
Rogue Jedi
sure they do. you just havent found them yet.
PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
oh hell....i have waited 16 years...i am tired of not finding things.....
silver_tears
that so

Rogue Jedi
it took me 29 years. have patience.
PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
patience isnt one of my strong points*blushes* i have the worst luck with guys, they are either married,engaged,have a g/f and or they have been locked up before
silver_tears
how old guys do you look for

PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
age don't matter to me,as long as they aint past like 35...lmao....i am wierd i know
silver_tears
I mean wow engaged

or married ahahahaha
LarryTheArch
How does it feel to be 21 years closer to death than me? "
I'm going to stop right here with that comment, anything more is your choice. I aint looking to get banned again.
PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
well silver, there are guys in my school whom are married,and many whom are engaged
silver_tears
uh gah eek
how old are they??

PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
anywhere from 15-19....
there are freshmen *13-14* girls that are pregnant....and some with kids from 8th grade year
Rogue Jedi
so you are 12? well, that certainly explains a lot. the fact that you have been banned explains things even further.
LarryTheArch
13 - 34... oops, your 33
LarryTheArch
Sil, you always know what to.... uh, something
PeRfEcTlY~*~NoT
srry, i did't know..lol
holdenhsvgtsr
im guessing the schools sex education isnt working very good.......or maybe it is depending on how you wanna look at it lol
LarryTheArch
Weve got two pregnant ppl, a pregnant highschooler, and waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much sexm at the last party I went too... I preferred the drinks (MOUNTAIN DEW!!!)
Syren
LTA, you really need to start using your precious Mtn Dew as a mixer with anything alcoholic hun, rather than just supping from the can.
Go and get pissed sweetie, you'll see things from a whole new perspective.
silver_tears
my god, leave some for us Syren

LarryTheArch
Fallen Jedi
Oh dont worry Syren, all my Mountain Dew is spked
silver_tears
you wanna be a couple with Dave

Syren
Um, LTA, this thread is for "couples", hence the title "coupling". Babe, I'm allowed both gender coz I happen to like both gender. I'm now extremely worried about you
And Sil, I'll give you a fair trade on your particular choice

shaber
<<"I understand the question, but I don't 'buy' the premise.">>
silver_tears
I want more than one

LarryTheArch
I justnposted my buddy list, nothing more, and I edited to show who I wanna couple with

LarryTheArch
She best stay away from me :sick:
silver_tears
oh hell no missy, at least 10 of those are on my list

LarryTheArch
You smoke? At least that gives me the pleasure that you will die before mer

silver_tears
with pleasure little one

silver_tears
hahahaha says the 13 year old who gets pissed drunk

LarryTheArch
YTOuleft oput snotty miss ungrateful brat... hy did you attack me in Quen Ttread anyway

silver_tears
I'm a brat

thanks

And just cuz I don't like you
Actually it's because you are

That's not necessarily a bad thing

LarryTheArch
Didnt answer the question
Rogue Jedi
easy, people. we are all friends here.
LarryTheArch
right of course we are

Syren
Oh, LTA, shut your yap.
Don't you think enough is enough?
You are 3 years younger than Sil, so you are a kid in her eyes, but she shouldn't be so b!tchy about it, after all, she is 3 years younger than me

Rogue Jedi
listen to the advice.
Rogue Jedi
again, the public has spoken.
Syren
RJ

You tell him. He's a little tyke
Oh yeah, btw Sil, 10??? Hussy!!!

Mr. Bacon
i shouldnt be talkin im only 16y 8m
Rogue Jedi
but you seem very mature. you know when someone is kidding. you dont barge in and try to take over threads. all in all, you seem like a really cool person.
Syren
*cannot believe RJ*
You're telling someone they're mature?
Sweetie, as much respect as I do have for you, with regard to age and experience, every time I read your posts, they always seem to go like this......
"Good Point - Boobies - Sex - Good Point - Breasts - Titties - Ass - Good Point - Women - Fun - Mr Nasty - Mr Nasty again - Good Point"
G'night guys

Syren
btw, I'm 20 on Nov 11th, so nyah!!
*pokes tongue out and runs away*

Mr. Bacon
"Good Point - Boobies - Sex - Good Point - Breasts - Titties - Ass - Good Point - Women - Fun - Mr Nasty - Mr Nasty again - Good Point" nuttin wrong with those
bye syren, again jk
btw ill be 17 in august so nyah back, jk
Rogue Jedi
there are different kinds of immaturity.i am immature in regards to my sense of humor. nothing wrong with that, i like to laugh and make a fool of myself in order to make others laugh!!!

...but when someone is immature in such a way as they like to go around starting a bunch of onnecessary drama (we know who i mean here), instigating BS and generally being a nuisance, thats a cry for help. so just because i am capable of making a complete ass of myself to make others laugh, that makes me a bad person?
LarryTheArch
the public doesnt effect my desicions.
I dont barge in and take over threds. You chose to fiht me in that one. Twice

And I chose to fight you once
and if i recall you said that was behind the past.. why bring t up again?

Mr. Bacon
definatly not, ur humor is in a heterosexual sense, which everyone is familiar with and its pretty hilarious
LarryTheArch
no. i did not start unnessecary drama, especially in that last thread... I HAD TWO POSTS IN IT. IT OBVIOSULY WASNT EVEN MEANT FOR THAT... YOU TURNED IT INTO WHAT IT WAS. And dont EVER call me a nuisance again... That is the onyl word I prefer under Bag of Crap/ Crap Bag. I dont need help. Now lets just fugging put it behidn us.
and for gods sakes the whistleing should tip your over serious self off of the sarcasm in that joke. you say you have a sense of homor, so am I going to ahve go

j/p after every joke i make?
Rogue Jedi
i never mentioned your name.
LarryTheArch
fine
but if u were talking about me than all of what i just said stands. take it to heart
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