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I'm going to be home alone next week...
I think it's going to be difficult: school, getting there, even more house-cleaning...

Party Time.

Everybody to Yerssots house!!!

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I have the music here and the food, now just wait till Monday and fly over!

I used to have crazy parties when my parents were out of town! When I was sixteen they came back to find our neighbours mad cus I'd shot one of them with an air rifle while drunk and also I'd gotten the first of many tattoo's!

I'm on my way round yers.

maybe you should lock your doors yerss

Locked doors dont stop a Norseman in party mood

'close the blast-doors!'

well invetations are on there way

Don't forget to set booby traps for the burglers.

Ice the front steps
Tar the basement steps
But heater on the door handles
michromachines on the floor

To and Texas are the water bandits

Poor yerssot, first his teachers go on strike, and now his parents

yeah; life can be great

But who goes on strike next? Do you have any pets, yers?

They ran away as soon as their broken legs healed.

don't have pets; mmmmm, my sister?

*In Darth voice*

SISSSSSSTER!

continuing in DV voice
*So you have a sisssssster, now your party has involved her too*

don't worry, she's not home that week...

Who is worried?

one of the many that haven't met my sister...

bah humbug, Never met a woman I couldnt handle

and I will hope that you will never meet my sister...

I bet you do

on second thought... pay her a visit....

Careful Yers, one whiff of his Norse charms and you could be calling him Brother-in-law!

nope, I don't think she or her boyfriend will let that happen... and come on! I am certain that my sister has taste!

So much for your God status, fint..

Try some fries, fint, and you'll have a huge success.

What is he supposed to do with those fries??

Woo her, lure her, seduce her.

espaccialy in Leuven, THE studentcity
we can buy fries on every corner!

What's the big woop about fries?

Belgium... students... Leuven...fries...

Hmmm..okay.

Knowledge of women is the first step in seducing them.

and you are married...

It's a black day for mankind than...

that I am taken, yes you are right

no, that was the good thing

of course more women for you freebies

I only need one!
*looks towards Lara*

puppy love

finti:
i don't think you stavanger people will be so charming either , on Sunday night, when your pathetic football team will have lost the Norwegian cup final.

Bah humbug Rogaland e fotball fylket

yes, og bryne e lage!

maybe, Im a BRANN suporter though

what???
you bastard!

well, this is getting a bit out of topic maybe

and for you others translate what I just wrote, not you MAh

Of course when I speak Norweigian, I have a Floro accent, only rogues and fiends speak with a Stavangerian accent

Well then the rest of Norway will have troubles understanding you

well it's based on bergen-people's accent who came here a long time ago, so since you're originally from bergen, you forget quick

I have adapted the stavanger dialect

Texas is obviously confused. He would have Norwegian Drawl.

No he is a southerner and they t a l k s o s l o w zzzzzzzzzzz no Norwegian drawl as a matter of fact there is no drawl in any of the Norwegian dialects

Fast talkers die sooner you know. We Southerners like to lay back, take time to smell the roses, no point in rushing.

Would be good to get something done in this life though

my first day as home alone kid; t minus 1 hour

heat up the iron

home alone now

Lara and Yers start singing
"I think we`re alone now" - awfull song from the 80`s

got too late on the first day...

Finti! that song aint that bad! In fact I quite like it!

done!
my mother is back, so here ends my home alone and my chance to stay up late...

nighty night Yers

so no more staying up late... darn it!

Aw, now aint that a shame!

well it is! the night is the best part of the day...

I'm a real night person, my senses are more keen in the dark

*tries to contain laughter* is that so!