Was Edna Witch Drinking and Driving last night?
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Ratcat
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yerssot
No, that's To actually
mechmoggy
But the boots look like the ones Havoc hound described!

Raz
I don't like the position of that broom!

yerssot
well, no-one of those we think it is, responded so....
finti
Raz naughty one

Ratcat
The Lone Ranger and Tonto, on a day off...

ToMacco
That's a funny picture. I love how the arms are sticking straight out like that.

Texas

Hilarious

Ratcat
It made me giggle when I found it.
Edna Witch
Fear not! I am still alaive! As for my friend Evilyn however! Well as you can see she had a bit of a rough night! I was not drinking! tiotally sober! Well almost! Besides I wouldn't be seen dead in those tights! No! My stipes arwe pink, purple and black!
Ushgarak
In case anyone hasn't guesssd, it is TONIGHT that it wouldn't be a good idea for Edna to drive...
ToMacco
"totally sober" That sucks, Edna Witch!

I had to stay sober for Halloween, also.
yerssot
Edna.... sober...

mechmoggy
Two words in the English language that shouldn't be uttered in the same sentence!

queeq
Contradiction in terms comes to mind.
Dim
Eventually she either get sober or become pickled..
queeq
Or both.

Ushgarak
Hang on a mo...
(Looks at Edna)
Looks sober to me right now; just tired. Uni seems to take it out of her.
Hmm... she's fast asleep. I'd best type quietly..
finti
and dont think to loud either
yerssot
no problem

finti
For you yers I know

yerssot
reminds me of a movie:
Look who's talking
(get the double one here?)
Ushgarak
It takes time to put my brain in 'quiet' mode...
yerssot
the joys of having one braincell, I told you this was better!
queeq
How does that feel, one brain cell, yerssot?
finti
I thought you knew that queeq

queeq
Well, I have many braincells, even empathy cells, but despite my genius that is even a little hard for me.

Edna Witch
You're not ginger are you Yerssot?
yerssot
ginger ale?

finti
ginger colored hair Yers...how about that haircut

yerssot
no... I like it more blue...
finti
Blue hair? I might have to cut at the neck then

Edna Witch
ooh bluehair! Cool!
finti
Finti paints Tex blue, Neandethal smurf

mechmoggy
Finti's hair doesn't need spraying white Tex, at his age it's already white!

Gundark
Good grief, now finti looks like Palpatine.
queeq
Now he finally looks scary.

mechmoggy
What is thy bidding, my master?

yerssot
ok, Smurfs: the have a blue skin, NOT blue hair!
finti
and I painted Tex blue.
I shoot lightning bolts at mechs butt
Gets axe off the wall

yerssot
being active again...
Texas
Good Grief Finti! You shouldn't be handling that big battle axe with your old person arthritis! Besides, the red blade clashes with your white hair

finti
when 33 years old you reach looks as good you will not.
pewee

yerssot
no, but then you will be 60, so we will still be the goodlooking

finti
I`ll even be good looking as a corpse, you whish you had my looks Yers at least then someone would take you seriously

yerssot
come, it's time for your pills again!
Texas
Yeah, like the coroner and the tranny at Starbucks

finti
Finti like those youngsters so full of life, at least for a while

swings the axe a little. chop chop.
Hands both Yerssot and Texas a chocolate milk, the rest of the group gets Glen Dagobah Ale and Shots ....oh Tex and Yers do you want straws with that?

Texas
Yes

Edna Witch
Hey! Don't diss the straws!
Texas
Pokes Edna in the eye with straw
Welcome back

yerssot
Good! A chocomelkske! I like it!
Give me another one!
Texas
*Texas examines milkshake closely* This isn't a milk shake!!!!!! it's choclate flavored Ensure vitamin drink for old people!

finti
No it is a vitamin rich chocolate milk for young kids. Very nutritious
I got apple as well pealed ones too

queeq
And raisins too?

mechmoggy
Can I have a curly straw in my ale?

queeq
Plain or with glitters?
mechmoggy
Would I be out of order if I had both Mr.Q?

queeq
Weeeellll ........ okay then. But only because it's your birthday.
Texas
*pouts as a result of lack of gliitery curly straw*
mechmoggy
It's my birthday? Damn I gotta cut down on my drinking, I didn't even know.

Dim
yeah, drinking does that to you.

Ratcat
Yes, drinking definately enhances my ability to talk complete gonads...
mechmoggy
I also have an uncanny ability to talk nads and drop myself and other people into trouble when beer passes my lips.

queeq
No more beers then. Only whiskey from now on.
queeq
Looks like yerss can't handle his liquor.

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