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OMG! You people aren't going to believe this!!!

So just right now some teenage dude comes to my house, thinking its one of my brothers dumb friends I open the door!

Big Mistake!

He goes on and on about how he's working for some college and that he has to meet and introduce himself to 10,000 people!

Right off the back my instinctive investigative skillz alert me to danger!
This guy had some very raggedy clothes, his teeth had rot on them, he was just yapping away about how he was collecting money for charity as part of his "school credit". Sure...Tex wasn't born yesterday ya know! Although I do have perfect baby skin!

So anyways, this guy was giving me the creeps!
So I start inching back to my door ready to make my escape....!

I politely told him that I already contribute to many charities and that I was broke and had no money on me or in the house...We'll he didn't like that one bit!

He very angrily said that bored children in hospitals needed my money for books.
Can you believe that?
What a moron!

Needless to say I pulled one of my Keanu Matrix moves and high tailed my ass back into the house!!

What a creep!
Thinks he can scam Tex!
The audacity!

wow, what a life you lead

i think Tex should be our new detective?

oh...poor traumatised Diva...

Thank you all for your support during this trying time.

I'll manage, somehow!

oh the drama!

hah! Its really funny too....traumatised Tex...hahahaha!!!!!!!! trying to get back into the house!!! Making up some crap in his attempt to escape...hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Now that id give anything to see.....lol

zzzzzzz

silly attention whore...

hah!!

Maybe you're used to such solicitors in your Calcutta neighborhood MM!

My solicitor vagabond is probably a distant cousin of yours!

LMAO!! your so funny Tex.
Baby soft skin! ....... mine too actually! Do you moisturise??

How dare anyone try and get one over on the diva! I mean, whats the world coming to??

Thank you saucybird!

I know! How dare he attempt to scam me!

I wouldn't mind getting overcharged for a candy bar towards a charity scam, atleast that way I get something to much on!

But $$ for bored children in hospitals....right!

Tex...thats a horrible thing to say....

Tex wasn't born yesterday ya know!

Although he does have perfect baby skin!

OH GOD INTERNATIONAL CRISIS!

lmfao!! hah!!

Oh PAWLEASE! He would have totally scammed you!
There were no bored hospital children!
It was his scam hook-line!

Jacksparrow22 thinks I'm international!?! What a doll! *blows kiss*

GET OUT THUNDERBIRD 1....
THERES A DIVA IN TRAGEDY!!!!!

I would not have given him money Tex....im not born yestarday either, it was just how you said it..i know he was trying to scam you...duuh!

But if you go back and read the sentance you wrote it wasnt very nice!!

Do you have perfect baby skin!?

Danger Danger, Tex is being an arse, everyne, run for cover..women and children first

oh yeah, all the way baby

your running from yourself!??

Tex, its you who they all are running away from....

O, how embaressing

*coughattentionwhorecough*

amen to that!!

not exactly what i meant.....but ok anyway

How atrocious!

The Diva has a near death experience with a vagabond solicitor, and all you can do is joke & mock?!?
Such shameful Shenanigans

Oh! The Humanity!!!!
*faints*

dude wake up im sorry

*splashes water all over Tex*

you obviously dont know Tex very well....

?

I know, its terrible! What a cheek that man had!
Like you say, with a candy bar your getting something for your money
Gosh, he had a cheek!
Are you ok Tex, or are you still shaken up?? Can i get you anything??

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Oh god Tex a whole few bucks would have made you broke huh

Tex WAS the diva...which means unless everything is HIS/HER way, its not good enough...


pfffft....Divas...

Bite me!

ok tex you should be more kinder (is that a word?) to people!

He should...but its the Diva that is his alter ego that stops him....

once a diva always a diva

Tex is a GREAT Diva.

VA < Indeed!!

But he lost his title now!!! mwaahahaha...his official title!

http://www.freebiesforwomen.com/postcards/images/diva.jpg

No he aint!! lol

All he says is:

-I'd bang him

-How embarrassing for you

-The audocity

- zzzzzzz

hah!! Silva, thats great!!

I aim to please In more ways.......

lmao!

its nothing without the totally!

would that be because you won the tex vs lil_b thing?

yeah...sorry..my mistake

i'd totally bang him

Me too

hah! Partaly yeah....but its cos Raz removied the dots and titles!! hahaha....under our names!!

hump and dump!! the only way....

ok ill pretend i know what your talking about

exactly the point of Tex

hah!! Yeah, the best way to be!!

I would too

mila what i said was about what u said before the hump and dump (i know what that means...im not a total idiot!)

That was TEx's quote by the way...its what he says all the time...

But yeah, i would too, its not like hes good for anything else

i know!
im saying i would bang Tex

yeah...sorry!! i didnt mean you were an idiot! *hug*

*hug*

I know....so would everyone...

hum and dump as Silva would say....

not hump, and love forever...some guys just arent cut out for that kind of attention and loving....

Thats more Hiker kind of thing...

Tex is hump and dump and move on...

Hump and dump.....again.....and again........and some more too

hes a hot ass prima donna

did i spell that right?

Who cares!! lol

People, you do release what this is doing for that TexARSE's ego, dont you?!

giving him an even bigger Ego!

im leaving you guys.....dont miss me too much! i love you all!

bye Virginia....tak later!!

*hug*

He already thinks everyone is stalking him....lol

and he named me his number one stalker too!! i should feel important...but i...just....cant seem...to...

Just to clarify things, here's a list of all the people that would totally bang The Diva

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/memberlist.php?s=

Oh God...this is just....i dont know what to say...

yeah Tex...everyone is just wanting to bang you...all the time....

I know!

Jealous lilbitch?
*snap snap*

alot of the members are either underage
or male too

Talk to the hand, cos the face aint listening!! mhm!

Could you attach a magnifying glass to lil?

How embarrassing for you!

Yup i would totally bang him!

Oh yeah...im soooooo ashamed cos his higness Texarse The Great isnt liking my emotion...

Go bang someone Tex

I wanna go......
Just cuz you are blind Tex dont mean the rest of us dont see it

Tex The Great eh?
I'd buy that for a dollar!

oh god no.......not another title

Yeah Tex, just cos you're blind, doesnt mean that the rest of us are too....

We all know why Tex's eye sight isnt as good...dont we..

my eyesight is horrible...

Tex the lowly meybe actually that was lowest in my repiotoire of disses, insults, jokes, innuendo, and etc.

We can only imagine

Presenting The Great Divine Diva Tex! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/photo.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/photo.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/photo.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

Ooooo, that just rolls off the tongue doens't it!
I love it! Absolutely smashing!

How embarassing for you

wait a sec. In my crush thread you said it was you who i liked. you do know im a guy right... and only 13.

kinda duh point there

Tex, Im gonna have to say, you absolutely and truly sound like a girl!

mebbe he had a sex change...

that may change your uh anotomical parts, but uh, not the personality

But i am talking about personality....i bet he's camp too!! hehe

thanks you know i was planning on sleeping tonight till now

Cant say the same to you! mhm! mhm!
*snap snap*

omg seriously i can imagine stexy snapping his fingers

ouch that had to hurt.

Haha...me too! lol snap snap is my thing...and he took it!! ugh!

Nah i cant really...i bet this is his girlfriend talking to us!!

girlfriend lil remember who we are talking to

that makes sense

His boyfriend then...whatever....lol hahaha

lol

alright guys im off to bed zzzzzzzz
later days

good-bye

awwww....asleep..nooooo...

okis then, nite nite!!

geez everybodies goin to sleep, its only 7:53 here

Where does Silva live?

Canada!

in the US we make fun of you guys saying that you guys can't do shit. do you guys do the same for us?
P.s. I've got nothing against canadians, one of my friends, James Levitsovitis, (greek candian I think) is canadian

Read my location genious...im in United Kngdom!
Silver lives in Canada...

whoa...meanness

i meant Silver Tears. But okay, I guess I am a genius!

Shut it Tex!

And quit taking my phrases!!!

So, yeah, those solicitors came by my lakeside den as well. When, they asked me if I had any money, I said no. When they asked if anyone else was home, I puffed up like I was buffed and said, "now's a bad time, pal." And I quickly shut the door. He looked like he belonged to a prison gang.

And Tex, I think you need to update your 'who'd bang you' list. There are a few newbies who registered tonight. Plus not to mention all the guests who log on!