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I`m member of the day, boy I must be real special

whispers to everyone:
*let him have it, we will let him do for a while... and then the axe*

I hold the axe,..... need a haircut Yers?

no, I have short hair... so.... perhaps To?

sure , a little trim by the ears maybe?

no thanx

I`ll be gentle
sharpens the Viking battle axe

Well, congrats again I suppose...

No there is no other explaination for it! Finti must have mrdered Raz!

ItNif must be sleeping with the boss
*runs away*

and the boss is Sandra Bullock

That would certainly explain why Raz never sent us a photo.

Tex you cant hide the after shave gives you away....phew

hmmm.... what's Zed then?

Julia Roberts

EEUGGH... Julia Roberts...

EEUGH...Angelina Jolie...

Eughh. . . Bjork! j/k Tex

EUGHHH...ToMacco...

I second that

second to most things yers

it's the thing I have to life with

I'm a little confused, why am I member of the day?

Don't mind it... it's random

Not if your Finti

It's because the evil computer that controls this board and will soon control the world has chosen YOU JediOasis. You should be very afraid.

The machine prefers Norwegians, espesially one the machine recognize perfection when it see`s it.
And me so humble

leaves best for last

I`ve been last three times now

The board must like old people smell

Hey you are the one with the crappy after shave Tex even Leia thinks so. Cow dung dont work as after shave man....

Nope! That will only attract the cows! But sne dhtme to me when you have finished with them will you?

Only sane Norweigian cows are attracted to dung smell

Sure, I'll send them right over

There will be no cow trading, please

*Texas brands ToMacco's ass with hot branding iron*

Gee, Tex. I use my ass to sit down everyday! Couldn't you have just bashed my head in instead?

NO I like the hissssinnngggg sound hot iron makes on flesh

*ToMacco throws coffee in Tex's face, then whacks him with an aluminum bat.*

*looks at T's butt*

The "X" in Texas is bearily readable. It got lost in the crack.

I know I have a cute ass, but you cant' stare at it all day!

Ewwwww *Barf!!!!*

Not you, you fool!

Ohhh, so you dont mind if I stare?

If you're looking at my ass Tex, I'm gonna start walking backwards when you're around.

Cool Moonwalking

Not quite. But To, I thought you were backwards anyway.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII didn't look at it, I just happened to stumble across a pic of ....err.... Tex's handiwork.

I have a cute ass. I do leg squats

IIIIIIIIII do not think we needed to know that.

you knew already

*runs away*

Hmm, I don't know how to respond to that.

*ToMacco runs away, does more leg squats, his ass looks cuter next morning!!!*

doesnt help on your face though

little bit of cutting here and there and it should be good

Hello everyone, plastic surgeon Texas here *examines ToMacco's face*hmmmm, I dont think you need two ears, and that left eye lid has to go!!

That will certainly improve his looks.

What? I can't hear you, someone removed my ears!

ah! much better!

Guess you can still smell Tex`s aftershave To, phew

Is that what that is? I thought I was near a slaughterhouse!

That's what Tex's house is. In a way, you're lucky.

You know To, your ears arent exactly needed because the parts you need to hear sound w/ are inside your head.*slides on glasses and smile intelligently*

"Behind the smile is great and nice,
Beware of what is in hers/his eyes.
Looks like fun but he's/she`s after you,
It's not so funny what that smile can do..."
from the Butterfly ball convention

Thanks Lara

she is truly one of the most intelligent persons around...

That's because you make everyone stupider when you're around yers (j/k)

Yeah I know
well, at least she is intelligent (more then YOU)

what? huh? who said that? where am I?

time for his pills again...

*tackles To, rams pills in his mouth, puts hand on To's nose and mouth so he would swallow*

Okay, now I feel better. Thanks, yerssot!

no prob!
I'm here to help the weakminded

What about some self help then

That's why he had those pills in the first place.

pills chills and bellyaches

And ice cream!

Lara intelligent? Hmmmm, scary...

well, everybody is smarter then you, queeq

Even me?

How am I going to put this to you....
well...
you...
you are...
let me think...
you are special...

That doesn't sound like a very smart thing to say.

hey! I paniced ok? how would you explain it to him then??

Oh! the ignorance!*overly dramatic pose*

ignorance is something you find at TFN

There's a lot of it here, too.

No its not, unlees you speak for yourself

I'm not going to fight with you, finti. I'm in a good mood today.

hmmm I wonder for how long

let's ruin his day

I`m on it

Nope!
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy!

So are the lunatics

ToMacco must have robbed a Prozac truck

No, that was yerss. That reminds me, its time for your next jab, yerss.*pulls sterile seringe out of draw and fills it w/ prozac*
*grabs yerssots arm and stabs needle in, injects fluid and exspells needle safely*

I've never heard of Prozac in liquid form Poor Yerssot must be really depressed!

Not anymore.

whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
everything is piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink

I wuv eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverybody!

Better call the men in white suits again.

*starts singing*
There the men in, there the men in...
Here comes the men in white!
They will protect you!
Here are the men in white!

Nobody does any surgery or gives painful injections around here without my strict supervision.

queeq, I think you know better than to encourage this behavior.

I guess I'd better close this one before the Prozac kicks in..

*ToMacco pours a shot of Vodka, sets it in front of yerssot.* That should calm him down.

changes the vodka with limonade

No no no! Don't give him sugar!

*laughs* I told you before yerss, dont sing! my ears cant handle the sound level. *winces at the noise*

*struggles to get the ringing out of ears!*

dont smile at me like that sir!

Damn! Don't call me sir! I'm only 21!

21 years old and 12 years inside the head

I'd say thats about right for To.

No No No...keep calling him Sir..lets drive him crazy.

what you mean like a united force to intimidate the men on the boards?

Intimidates, no...aggrivates..YES!

Okay, this seems off topic enough to close now.