Rubber duck
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mechmoggy
On a business trip to Wigan this morning, traveling on the M6, just by Stafford I saw a big ass truck and the thing was painted black with Star Wars pictures all over it like Yoda and Jabba and other stuff. Couldn't get a real good look cus I was driving alone. But let me tell you it looked kewl.
King Jedi
Yeah that was me. I just fancied a drive.
mechmoggy
Breaker breaker, keep on truckin' KJ!
Edna Witch
right so why the rubber duck reference?
Texas
Maybe mech drives on the M6 in a big rubber ducky like The Penguin in Batman Returns
Ratcat
MAybe it was the Myth and Magic tour???
mechmoggy
Rubber duck was a reference to the film "Convoy", a classic trashy movie.
*Best CB voice*
Click.....Two four for a copy, this is rubber moggy. I think we got ourselves a convoy.
Gundark
So I said Big Ben, this here's a rubber duck
and we just ain't a gonna pay no toll.
So we crashed the gate doin 98
and I said let them truckers roll, 10-4 !
Extremely bad movie. Kris Kristofferson, Ali McGraw and Ernest Borgnine as the sheriff. So bad, it's just simply bad.
mechmoggy
Wasn't Kristofferson supposed to be a heart throb? Dunno if it's cus I'm a chap but I always thought he looked as rough as a bears arse.
Was a naff movie Gundy, but it came out when I was a mere nipper and me and my brother loved it.
finti
Convoy
Edna Witch
before my time?
Ratcat
Ah, the origins of my beloved screen name.
#This is the Ratcatcher coming at ya on the big 1-9, knock it down 2 for a 10-4 copy.#
#Whizz, bang, whoosh and we're outta here!#
#10-10, 'til we do it again'#
Texas
The best movie with a big truck was 'Big Trouble in Little China' I love that movie!
ToMacco
Is that with Kurt Russel, when there is an underground army of ninjas? That's a pretty funny flick, Tex!
I love it!
Texas
Yup, that's the one. It had Kim Cattral from 'Sex and the City' in it, before she was famous. I liked that evil Ninja dude, I forget his name, and that one guy who gets really fat and blows up, that was sweet!
ToMacco
I like Kurt Russells bud.
Texas
Yeah that Chinnese kung fu dude, he was kewl
Lopan! That's the name of the head evil Ninja. I also like that old dude who knows the spell and fights Lopan with his 'lightsaber' ring!
ToMacco
Wasn't that a John Carpenter movie?
Texas
hmmm, I dont know.
The only good John Carpenter movie was 'The Thing', that's classic Sci-Fi Horror, I've been meaning to buy it on DVD for the longest now.
ToMacco
I saw that too. I'm pretty sure it was a Carpenter film.
Texas
The Thing has some pretty kewl special effects for the 70's, it still looks good today.
ToMacco
How did that end? I can't remember! They didn't kill "The Thing" did they? I just remember the last shot in the movie was Russells bearded face, and wasn't he out in a blizzard or something?
Texas
Yup, him and that black dude are just left to die in the open. Or the black dude could of been the thing and we just dont know. It was a kewl ending!
ToMacco
I've got to watch that again. I don't really remember the second half.
mechmoggy
I'm pretty sure they die in the blizzard, although you don't actually see them die, they're just left there with the place burning behind them (I think so anyway).
BTILC was funny, I loved that really hard Ninja who wore that HUUUUUGE hat that looked like a lamp shade!
Gundark
Kurt Russell's bud ? I thought you meant Kurt Russell's butt.
finti
you wish
I`ll go for Goldie then
mechmoggy
Looking a bit old now Finti.
(I mean Goldie, not you)
finti
ok her daughter then
from Almost famous
Texas
She's ugly.......YUCK!!!!!
finti
Some taste you got she`s ugly but you think Bjork is hot.
Bjork looks like a man, but maybe that's what you prefer.
mah
agree with you finti, i guess norwegians and americans have pretty different taste.
Texas
http://www.bjork.com/specials/magz/pics/aloha/Aloha-02.jpg
Bjork=Beauty
yerssot
what is her nationality?
Texas
*Faints*
ICELAND
ICELAND
ICELAND
finti
She looks like Mowgli with a glam problem
yerssot
Norway?
Texas
You have the hots for Sting? You must get horny every time you see a Jaguar.
yerssot
you know,.. there IS an option in your user cp that allows you to hide all aviatars...
Texas
DONT MESS WITH MY FABULOUS AVATAR
That's one swan with sharp teeth!!!
yerssot
ah! it's an aviatar with bjork and a swan?
Gundark
I would boink Sting the first chance I got.
Texas
No, it's not Bjork and a swan
She is 'one' with the swan
Texas
Gundy
You must love those Jaguar commercials then, Sting in the back seat all alone with his shirt open singing his little heart out!!!!
yerssot
isn't there a setting that let you write those?
finti
I dont know always had a Norwegian keyboard.
ToMacco
well, however you spell it, it doesn't matter. Bjork is ugly like a gorilla.
Texas
No She's not
*slaps ToMacco with official Bjork doll*
All my guy and girl friends think Bjok's hot! You people just dont true beauty when you see it!!!!
http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/elektra/bjork/bjork_1.jpg
I REST MY CASE!!!!
finti
and the jury came up with Guilty of being ugly
ToMacco
*ToMacco shakes his head in disbeleif* Tex, you can do better than her. Notice how in all of her pictures her face is covered up mostly? The photographer is smart!
Texas
Her face is not covered up. I'm into photography, we do that purposely to add dimensions to the face, you want to get it at an angle, not dead on. It adds energy and movement, it's kinetic. She is beautiful, you dont have to be 6 feet, blond hair and blue eyes to be beautiful. Bjork proves that, and as Gundy put it so delicately, I'd boink her in a sec
I like her slanted eyes too, very sexy!!
She's 1000000x more sexy then that Almost Famous twit, she looks like a albino mutant
ToMacco
Tex's attraction to Bjork proves that he is not a light drinker!
Texas
OK, Mr. Smarty pants, so who in your opinion is the hottest female singer out there?
Knowing you, probably Liza Minellii!!!
ToMacco
Even though I HATE country music, I would have to go with Shania Twain, or Faith Hill.
mechmoggy
Minelli's got a big hooter and a Roy Orbison haircut for Christ's sake!
Although I do think Bjork can look rough in some photo's I've seen her in others looking totally hot.
Dim
I dunno..she's been looking pretty old lately..
finti
Always been kind off old looking.
Dim
Yeah..she's just a strange little woman.
mechmoggy
No argument about that, she's as nutty as a bunch of old lorries ain't she? Cuckoo.
mah
yes, you know how to put it
finti
More like down your ally then Mech
Texas
She doesn't look old you guys
. She is strange, that's what makes her soooo kewl!!!! Her music video's kick ass, she has killer teddy bears ripping of people heads, blood flying everywhere, cumming robots, she has an unbleievable voice, she doens't give a rats ass about what people think of her, she attacks reporters and wears a Swan to the Oscars! What's not to love?? I think that your all jealous of Bjorks, Bjorkness!!!!!
Especially Finti!
finti
In her last video she is topless, and piercing her body too
Texas
Is that the Pagan Poetry one? It sucks in the US, they banned all her videos, I have to download most of them, and that takes hours, so I have to result to looking at crappy streaming vidoes! She's topless eh????
finti
yes she is and she is really a gallaxy far far away from hot
Texas
You probably only have Boy George videos saved on your hard drive
mah
on the news they showed her video, talking bout it's been banned, or censored, in US and UK.
Texas
I just orderd this kick ass MP3 player from the Sharper Image.
It's a cassettetape MP3 player, you download your songs onto it, and then you put it in your tape deck in the car and it plays your songs. It was only like $150 something. It should be here by Saturday!
mah
aughh! that avatar, it burns!!
Texas
Of course it burns, it's soooo
HOT
, it's Bjork
ToMacco
I don't think there are any good pictures of Bjork
ToMacco
greasy lip marks? No shit?
mechmoggy
Yeah, all that fried chicken eatin' and Bjork picture kissin' paints a horrible picture doesn't it. Eeeuww.
Texas
Silence!!!! Or I will have to unleash my Bjork powers!
ToMacco
Bjork powers include:
- wilting from looks
-severe diareah
-chronic lung disease
-the black death
-instant death
-lack of sleep(at least) she's f****ng scary lookin'!
Texas
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr
you asked for It!!!!!
*Texas grabs magic, fluffy, swan feather Bjork wand from left pocket*
*lighting flashes, thunder crashes*
Magic Bjork wand, with your power make that bastard ToMacco cower
*Magic Bjork shaped glitter covers Tomacco*
*lighting flashes, thunder crashes*
*ToMacco is transformed into fluffy swan feather panties*
ToMacco
*ToMacco mails himself to Pamela Anderson's house*
yerssot
*get's rejected and is sent back*
finti
"She wrote upon it:
Return to sender, address unknown.
No such number, no such zone.
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back" -The King
yerssot
In GTA's voice:
"It's the king, baby!"
Texas
*ToMacco is accidently delivered to Richard Simmons' house, who lives next door to Pamela Anderson, Richard Simmons puts on panties and dances to 'Sweating off the pounds Broadway style' exercise video*
finti
Is Richard Simmons the guy David Letterman sprayed with a fire
extinguisher?
ToMacco
Tex- you bastard
yeah, Letterman sprayed him real good.
Texas
Well we're over 100, this thread is history
Yeah, I liked that episode, Simmons was dressed as a Vegas Show Girl in feathers
ToMacco
Feathers, huh? Sounds like Simmons and Bjork are buddies!
Texas
She wouldn't be caught dead with that looser
ToMacco
Or vise versa!
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