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barbie_girl
hi everyone. well my threads keep gettin shut and i think u all have somink against me so ill c how long this 1 lasts. does any one have ne barbies they dont want?
yerssot
It must remain on-topic ofcourse
Lara
Oh God, here we go again!
mechmoggy
Haven't got any Barbie's but I do have a rather large collection of Malibu Stacey's for sale.
ToMacco
I love the Simpson's reference.
You know, when I was five years old, we moved into a brand new house. We had all of my relatives over on moving day. To try to be funny, one of my uncles took the head of a Barbie doll, and stuck it on a stick, and put it at the end of our driveway.
I was only five, but I could just see the look on the neighbors faces as they drove by. "Oh God, what kind of people have moved in here?"
mechmoggy
Always start as you mean to go on To!
Lara
*Goes to mech's doll collection and starts to rip the limbs off each doll one by one*
yerssot
don't forget the axe, dear!
mechmoggy
*Cries like a girl*
Boo-hoo.
Lara
*gathers up plastic limbs and remains of mech' doll collection and tips them into a funace for melt down to make some thing of use*
finti
like plastic devices???
mechmoggy
Steady.
Ratcat
Careful Finti, I got told off for saying things like that.
finti
Try me
Lara
You know I have a very interessting stat that you guys might like to know.
King Jedi
Try you with plastic devices?
Lara
no you dirty minded freak!
Did you know that the thought of sex crosses the mind of every male every six seconds.?
ToMacco
It's more often than that, for me.
Lara
I bet it is, I mean w/ all your dirty, little fantacys.
ToMacco
Hey, I can't help it. I'm a man, and God made women beautiful.
All women are beautiful.
ToMacco
You're beautiful, Lara. (yerssot, put the spoon away!
)
Lara
I hope he did put that spoon away, I dont want a full scale punch up on my hands thank you.
ToMacco
I can duck!
Lara
what! and let yerss spoon out my eye? I dont think so seeming as you have no eyes now anyway!
ToMacco
I don't have any ears either, I guess. I also have a burn on my ass. I don't remember who gave me that one.
And yerssot hasn't got a spoon, only a plastic spork that I gave him.
Texas
All women are beautiful?!?!?!?
That what men say to get laid!
yerssot
*screams out and grabs a spoon*
*runs to To, readdy to cut his hart open*
YOU PROMISED ME NOT TO DO THAT!
mechmoggy
Now now, violence won't impress the ladies Yerss. Everybody knows that chics love men with smoking jackets and space hoppers.
Lara
I dont know about that mech, but I'm pretty amused at the moment.
Texas
Women like to be told what to do!!!!
Lara
Thats a load of pants and you know it.*humpf**mutters to ones self- stereotypical pig*
Texas
Women like it when men tell them to get into the kitchen, it makes them feel nice and loved
barbie_girl
err u lot of chauvanistic pigs!!!! we like it wen men treat us nice let us put our feet up and then give us a nice long night of hot passion *dreams about lots of unthinkable thoughts!!!)
Lara
Yeh! what she said!
Texas
No complaints here
yerssot
djee! you guys are so old! We are in the 21 century! We all have equal rights! Woman don't have to cook, we can do that also!
Texas
Shouldn't you be standing under a book shelf or someting?
yerssot
well, I'm waiting for the spoon-suply now!
Texas
Are you out of spoons?
Lukan Shilh
I have to dissagree with Tex on this one...
bah.. the only thing I remember about texas was in a movie... what was the quote... "only steers..." something like that...
Only kidding... but I do know in texas even the snakes have horns!
and Yers... what-ever you do... don't go for altitude! Don't go for altitude! ToMacco has no eyes and will just rip your spoon apart!
atleast it said he had now eyes, and no ears right?
LS
*Why do I feel like I am getting in the center of the hot pan?*
yerssot
no eyes; no ears; well, he can still walk
Lara
*gets the chains was out of the cuboard and starts it up*
I'll soon sort that one out yerss!
Lukan Shilh
Hey yers... remind me not to get on Lara's bad side!
Also, Lara... I ment to tell you this before... BEAUTIFUL AVITAR!!!
LS
Dim
Tex and a bunch of teenage girls...I think I'll stay out of this one.
mechmoggy
This is Tex's dream come true Dim.
Dim
That's what I"m afraid of...well, that or them pulling his arms off.
mechmoggy
Again dream stuff for Tex, he likes it a bit rough.
ToMacco
*ToMacco brings Tex his inflatable girlfriend*
Texas
It's about Cindy showed up
Texas
*Texas notices that Cindy looks a little deflated*TOMACCO!!!!!!!
ToMacco
Oops, sorry.
We had some drinks, and one thing led to another!
Texas
*Texas just realizes that doll is not Cindy, but a blowup Fintii doll*
Poor ToMacco
yerssot
no wonder that threads get closed...
And besides To, you are too young to smoke!
*grabs sigarets of To; trows them outside*
ToMacco
*ToMacco shrugs his shoulders, buys everyone a drink*
finti
Finti charges To double for all the drinks
andput it on Texas visa
yerssot
woohoo! free drinks!
ToMacco
*ToMacco pukes*
Texas
Ooohhh just wait, they get better
ToMacco
I bet.
Texas
Jealous?
ToMacco
Why don't you just go back to Billy Corgan, or C3PO?
Texas
Cause I'm a littlr obsessed with Bjork at the moment
ToMacco
I hadn't noticed
Texas
Do you wear glasses? I just started this summer, they really suck
Lara
Thank you. LS
and just for every ones information. absolutely NO ONE knows what my temper is really like.
What I say here is me being playful and maybe a little bit frisky
yerssot
and you don't hear me complaining!!!
Well, you told me about it yesterday; so I'm a bit prepared...
ToMacco
Trojans?
yerssot
yeah! what are you saying???
Lara
yerss, darling! you cant possibly try to prepare yourself for my temper. But I can say I have great control over my temper so Feel assured it takes alot for me to lose it.
yerssot
and I wont do anything to get you angry!
Ushgarak
I've seen a lot of bad temper over time... all seems the same, eventually.
yerssot
but I won't get angry!
Ushgarak
Well, that's ok then!
finti
Lara for your info: 10% of all men are colorblind and your colored writting has like no effect at all.
queeq
She wrote something?
finti
I think she did
finti
cause the first part was white, and white is not a color
Chile
should I quit the Colour Theory course now?
You know, dogs are colourblind.
I wonder if 10% of them can see colour...hmmmmmmm......
DJ Velocity
If women demand equality. Why do they moan when they gaet head-butted or glassed in a bar. Blokes have to put up with it? No no, women want the GOOD things in equality.
Me: Natalie, do you think women are equal to men?
Nat: Yes of course you f****** sexist pig!!!
Me: So why are nearly all professions dominated by males?
Nat:
Me: We aren't EQUAL are we?
Nat: No
BTW I'm not sexist, this is just a joke!!!
finti
Some joke, cool avatar by the way
and Newcastle United sucks
Lost in the fog on Tyne
DJ Velocity
Its OK Finti, I really f****** despise football (soccer). It is a fanny's game.
In all fairness Vinnie Jones is hard. Thats why he didn't fit in in the sport and went to films.
I am not exactly from Newcastle, I'm from Hartlepool which is about 30mins drive south. I am at Uni in Newcastle but I am moving back home to Hartlepool next week.
Thanks for the compliment Finti. He's our Staffordshire Bulll Terrier, Mac. He is 10 weeks old this Saturday. On the pic he is about 6 weeks.
yerssot
and he looks ... evil
DJ Velocity
Its amazing what a pair of Darth Maul style contact lenses can do to a dog
yerssot
and I thought the tongue was manacing!
Lara
stop picking on me!
*runs and hides behind yerss.*
barbie_girl
ahh dont be horrible to lara for she is in love!!!!!!!!
Lara
No! thats not the reason although I will say that the male specise has a habit of ganging up on me.
Ushgarak
White not a colour? Strange world I have wondered into...
mah
white isn't a color, and that's a fact.
Ushgarak
I think you will find that depends whether you are talking about pigmentation or light. If you are going to say that white is not a colourt then nor is anything other than the primaries.
queeq
Finally, over 100. Time to close this one...
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