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This club is for the elite. The ladies we employ are the most stunning, luxurious creatures on the face of the planet. For a price, they will twist, writhe and shake their beautiful bootys to any music. Enter, and live out your wildest fantasies. We are clean, sexy and promise to show you a good time. Anyone will be admitted, but be careful, the ladies are not all quite as they seem. we serve a multitude of refreshments, order ANYTHING your heart desires.

good day all......i shall have your finest blend of single malts and one of your loveliest ladies....

this sounds a bit like a spanker's club...

Wow, this should get some responses. As Bloom would say, "Horny Men "

i shall take that on please.....the sexy little minx who just posted

I don't know if u can afford me, sir.

Music please!

Ladies, there are three stages, I would like Bid to take centre stage, get up there girl! *jumps on stage left and grabs pole*

*turns on music, playing FORSAKEN*

(( I can see this thread being shut down soon... ))

I' m having the same thought Bid but let' s enjoy it as long as we can

ok storm

*Jumps on stage and begins to dane*

I myself will do my best to keep this thread open as long as possible if there's some dancing

Yerssot, we may need your muscle. Bouncers needed

watches bid.....puts a $100 bill in her G string....

consider it done

but in the mean time ... *takes camera*

Is there still a stage free?

*grabs microphone*
Gentlemen, any requests?

Take the right stage Storm, and work it like your life depends on it

"I've seen you ... shaking that ass"

Bid, you are my top earner at the moment, but in the interest of profit i will need to take 10% of your earnings. ok with you?

*jumps on stage and twirls around the pole*

Yerssot, if you make good enough film I'll pay you. We may be on TV

The bar is situated up the spiral staircase, the DJ booth at the back, all requests to me please.

That's fine

consider it done

why not start with a classic? Dirrty-Christina Aguilera?

The bar is situated up the spiral staircase, the DJ booth at the back, all requests to me please.
*struts around stage, smiling seductively*
This is gonna be a wicked night
*grips mike*
So Gents? Are You Ready To Paaaartyyyy!!!

"get fired up and... dirty"
*grinds on the dimly lit stage*

"itz about time for my arrival"

*flicks back soaking hair*

I'm hot, anyone gonna buy me and my luscious ladies a drink??

*sits down on edge of stage*
if any of you guys feel the need to 'relieve' yourselves, the toilets are up the stairs next to the bar!!
*giggles cheekily*
I've gotta shoot in a mo, but Im leavin Bid and Storm in charge, Yerssot, look after my girls
LOVE YOU ALL

roger roger

*looks over to Yerssot and grins, wondering if he was big enough to take care of the joint she continues to dance to 'Dirty' *

*smiles seductively while spinning around the pole and then slides down it*

hey, I am the bouncer for a reason

keep up to good dancing, girls

*takes a mouthful of gasoline and a torch from the side of the stage and blows the gasoline onto it*

I'm now going. But I'm bringing loads of outfits for you girls to choose from 2moro, and weaponry for the lads
Mwa x Mwa x Mwa x

Bye Syren! *waves*

TAKE IT OFF!!!!

*stands on stage with hands on her hips, glaring at MM* This is a gentleman's club

oh fine.......would madam kindly remove her clothing so that i can....get off?

oh...right... my job ...

MM... the lady is offended, you don't want that!
*looks menacing*

*gives a seductive thankful smile to the bouncer* thank you

mmm... no... not yet

ok ok i'll settle down buddy....*glares at bouncer*

**gets off of the stage** I'll be back in a little while **tells Yerrsot** (( wow, it's like Showgirls in here! )) *walks into the back room**

*walks in unnoticed*

Im here to apply for a job....

*nods at Bid*

silver, syren runs this place, you can apply when she's here

She asked me to work here in a PM even

need to see that written down, black on white first

Fine Ill leave instead of being harassed by the bouncer

it' s true 'though

well, syren places you and Bid in charge, so if you stand in for her, I don't mind
*nods to silver*
Only doing my job, miss

*ponders whether to leave* well what else would I be doing here
I didnt come here to watch the girls

damn my grounding, *walks out*

you could dance, one stage is free

alright ill stay because i was asked nicely
*heads to back to put on costume*

give the lady some room!

*comes back out* god these are skimpy

*clears the way for silver to the stage*

*wets lips and slides both hands down her body*

keep up the good work girls

*wraps leg around pole and slides down to the ground*

*grabs pole with one hand, crosses legs around it and bends backward*

OMG!! Syren Employed me!
THANK YOU HUNY!!

Lets get to work!

bid is off of her stage, one free for you saucy

Wowa too hot for me this place

Oh yay!

*goes up on the stage and starts to pole dance*
any requests??

Yes but I cant post em...

*struts around stage, then starts to dance around the pole. smiles seductively*

wheres mine yerss

sure you can Bay!

Oh boy I goota go! Back real s s s soon...

*twirls round pole and falls into split*

*slides up and down the pole opening and closing legs*

*starts doing an erotic dance on the stage*

*Walks back in arkwardly with box of kleenex....*

toilets are there, baylin *points*

*slides body along ground and rises into sitting position*

Dont care I'm watchin da laydeez dance *table wobbles...*

*moves sensual on the rhythm of the music*
Ladies, anyone in for a close dance?

*picks you out of your chair and throws you at the toilets*
THERE first, THAN here to watch

Oh damn I could be some time...

*walks in*

if you hurry up, you can see them sooner again

*changes costume and dances coyote ugly style*

what's goin on here?

*grabs bloomi and pulls her onto the stag. Starts doing raunchy moves on her*

THAT's going on

oh god this reminds me of some dance classes I took

*is busy droolin*

*Walks out of toilet, looks at the stage "Oh booy!" turns around goes back in*

I echo previous comments- what's going on here?

need a hand?

??

*Drools*

Im getting dirty with bloomi!

*gentle kisses bloomi on the neck, still dancing raunchy with her:

*runs tongue over lips and bends down*

Sorry its the dog in me...

(gets out camera)

for the newcomers... you either drink or donate to the girls ... or you get bounced

(looked it up: coyote ugly got a PG-13 rating)

yerss is already filming

*Pulls self together* "Round of drinks for the stage artists!"

*holds off camera*
sir, it's illegal to film here, please go to the "giftshop" at the bar to get a tape of the performances

*spins round pole* you gentlemen are amusing

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Hey are we allowed to walk the floor

no that's been taken over by me n SB

I meant the place other than the stage

*Prays 'Walk the floor, walk the floor' *

you are free to do what you want while performing, I take

if some guys (or girls) don't behave I'll kick them out

aaahh wel just don't interrupt us

*hops of the stage and starts to dance in front*

*slides up and down the pole*
*Throws thong at Mike*

*Continues to dance seductively around the pole*

*dances while seductively moving her hips*

Uhhh... are you wearing anything under the thong, SB?

We want the girls to mis-behave.

aw damn she's gotten off me
*goes over to the bar*
who's the barmaid here?

*walks slowly to bar while shaking booty* what can I get ya

they can, you can't; mister corran

*Walks out* "This way too much for lil ol innocent me I need some air!"

*takes off a garment and drops it on the stage*

no fair Yerss.

Hehe I have pics of some of these moves

not now!

*lays on the stage and does some raunchy moves around the floor looking very sexy with suductive eyes*

don't sweat it, corran, sit back and enjoy

*Runs out the door*

*tries HAAARRRDDD not to be distracted*

where are you going to Bay?

*removes bra from underneath my lace top and throws it at Corran*

(catches thong)

(faints)

Hey I'm from a little English backwater I cant take all this raunch...

Now I've come over all unnecessary

thats a bit late! i threw it ages ago!!


*does a quick number for Baylin before he goes*

you offered them a drink, not asking a lapdance in return from one of them?

hey! *throws water on ush*
get up! you're taking up too much room

Im here to tease!

*still dancing raunchy starts to very slowy pull up my top*

I'm already up, no need for water here.

the other brit

*picks up ushgarak and places him in a chair*

*jumps back onstage and slowly moves along ground*

Yers, you can throw a bucket of ice water over me if you like!