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Okay since Neo v 7 said the party of the year was over I'm throwing another party. This one NEVER ENDS!!!!

dancing here *points* stereo right next to it. If this KMC band thing eventually gets off the ground or if anyone else is crazy enough to perform there's a stage over there. Bar is over there they serve whatever you want and for all the vampires out there, yes they have blood. And see the sign *taps sign* there is no smoking inside. There is a door to the KMC gym showers over there If you want anything else, just say what you want and it will appear over there. *points to empty corner* Other than the no smoking inside rule, anything goes. Oh, and if I don't like the music selection, I will change it. HAVE FUN!

*goes to stereo and turns on Linkin Park*
*starts dancing*

... *yells* PUT ON PAPERCUT!!!

no! Linkin Park rocks! *grabs a bloody mary*

there's BLOOD!!!!!!

Never heard of 'em......what kind of music is it

oops, there some blood in this drink

well it's a BLOODY MARY!

BLOODY MARY!!!!!!! linkin park has a song called papercut!!!!

and a damn good one too... lucky for me my alcohol tolerance level is way above what it was in the who has a crush on somebody in the KMC family thread...

SF>I've only heard Hybrid Theory... maybe its on that one

it is... track 1 ..... dude its awesome.....

did someone call?

BLOOD!!!!

yeah its the party of the century!!!!

im gonna get stinking drunk again, and some people should know what im talking about! Bloomi, ST, bid, NEO7, TH

same..... im kinda stoned aswell

burly want some blood?seeing only you and i are the vamps here

lol.......

I used to be a vampire before, but then I became a headless zombie, then I was resotred by a magic elixer and then... (trails off into boring history)

where's the host of this party??

*walks in wearing short vinyl dress, her hair down, and elegant goth make up and glowing blue contacts that literally glow in the dark.*

im in *burp* love... *starts hugging a bar stool*

LTA's in love with a stool

easy there larry.. have another

Bids in sexy mode right *burps loudly* now

nah! I luv you al- *runs to the bathroom for reasons I wont desribe here* coughdrunkalreadycough

lol........ HAHA!!! good job... im almost there aswell...

I always am

*sits down on a bar stool and orders a Corona with lime*

for some reason my smiles menu wont work properly and I cant wink back.
oh wait im drunk right *almost throws up* now

sits next to the stool that larry is luvin... and orders another bud........ *burp* runs to bathroom for confidential reasons....

*sighs* this place is filled with boys

comes back..........

Im no longer in love with a bar stool. I need somebody else no*coughs*
*Looks around a bit until spying bid*

yeah BOYS not MEN dunno wich is worse

a sigh! WTF boys are kewl, fer gurls anyway

*hides from sight*

wow I realized I am a "boy", only 13

same.... 14

those last to posts came out entirely wrong. Good thing I'm drunk

*moves toward bid*

*waits for the funny thing thats gonna happen*

bid's too old n experienced for ya LTA

...... here it comes..........

no ones too old for LTA when hes drunk

(things to know about LTA when hes drunk
1.referes to himself in thirdperson
2.go for anyone, as long as gurlz
3.forgets any commitments
4.is way more sarcastic than normal
5.usually does something stupid)

*...leans toward Bid...*

*sees LTA coming toward her and thinks "oh no"*

... almost here.......

*and collapses into her and starts mumbling something about dancing bananas*

* gets on table *

*stands up with her drink as he falls to the floor and sighs*

*wakes up after hitting the floor and walks to the bathroom for some much needed puking* *wonders why Stinkys on the table*

*is dead drunk*

heres some more Linkin park ...

*walks to a small round table to drink her Corona*

*goes to bathroom for a much needed piss and puke*

is now in love with... *eyes pass Stinky, the bartender, DR, then settle on bid again. walks toward, leans in once again, and then blacks out.*
*wakes up far away from Bid. Needs new love*

whos my friend?

*points at the stool*.... .........

*walks over to stool and hugs it*

DR where are you?

tooo muchhhh beeerrrrrr...... *spews all over the bar*....... :

*drops the stool and runs away from the bar*
oh wait, my buddy~
*runs back and gets the stool out of there jsut in time*

I'm right here. LTA, get off the stool and stay away from bid.

gets on table again

why dont you party a lot!
Ill stay away from Bid on one condition: I can keep my good friend the stool here

sorry Bid for drunkenly moving toward you

passes out in his own barf........

It's ok LTA. I'm just about to leave anyways.

allrighty Bid good night

Night

*blows kiss without collapsing... whuddayaknow!*

*wakes up and realizes his tab is 10,000 $*.......... :/

*realizes that were the only two people active in the party of the century*

cheers to that ..... whoa your right........... WUT THE HELL!!! CHHERS!!!

CHEERS!

LMAO!!! i say cheers in like my last 4 posts........ im gonna stop partying and awate the upcomgin hang over....

its already come to me

: ... runs to bathroom and barfs up 10,000 dollars worth of beer.

*Throws up all over his buddy the stool*

wants a stool tooo.......

Okay LTA...the stool is not your friend anymore. Say hello to Mr. Shotgun. He's your friend now. *pulls out shotgun and cocks it*

hey Im hangin in the gentlemans club now! this parties died down for now

*hides*

Okay time to change the music. Hows about some Nickelback?

someday
*sings along drunkly*
"how the hell do we wind up like this... blah blah blah blah"

singing "What the hook gonna be UH_OH you motherless B!"
*collapses*

" I'VE BECOME SO NUMBBBBB!!!! I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE!!!!!" ..... looks down at LTA....

Oh god I LOVE THAT SONG!!!! *cranks up music*
*sings along*
"Become so tired
So much more aware

" TIRED OF BEING WUT YOU WANT ME TO BE!!!!"

Tequila anyone? *holds up bottle of tequila*

ALL I WANT TO DO
IS BE MORE LIKE ME
AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!!!!

RIGHT HERE!!!!!.....
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of mePut under the pressure of walking in your shoes

turns musci up louder and asks for a tequilla

*pours stinkfist a shot of Tequila*
Damn the songs over whats your favorite non Linkin Park song

your choice.... i was at the party for WAYYYY too long now.... im surprised i havent found a stool yet......

no girls here either?

SOOO ITS A PARTY!!!!

They all have barf on 'em...*uses force powers to clean up vomit*
*turns on "Saterday night's alright (for fighting) by Nickelback*
Has a shot of Tequila and sings along:
Seven o clock and I haven't seen my date......

WHOOOHOOO!!!!
"Coz Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright, alright, alright"

SATERDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT
FOR FIGHTING

SATURDAYS ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!!!!

SATURDAY NIGHT'S THE NIGHT ALRIGHT
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

SATURDAY NIGHT'S THE NIGHT I LIKE

*PUT ON ANOTHER SONG!!!!!!!*

*puts on "What's my age again" *

"Started makin out
she took off my pants
but then I turned on the TV
nobody likes you when you're 23"

I COULD SING THIS WHOLE SONG RIGHT NOW....
" I TOOK HER OUT IT WAS A FRIDAY NIGHT I WORE COLOGNE TO GET THE FEELING RIGHT!!!"

"MY FRIENDS I SAY I SHOULD ACT MY AGE... WAHTS MY AGE AGAIN??? WUTS MY AGE AGAIN???"

Yeah me too I know almost the whole song
What the hell is ADD
My friends tell me I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
And that's about the time that ***** hung up on me

" WHATS MY AGE AGAIN?? WAHTS MY AGE AGAIN!!!"

"NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE 23!! WHAT THE HELL IS CALL ID?!!"

" next song....... uhhh hmmmm blink 182-- feeling this"
FATE FELL SHORT THIS TIME I'LL LEAVE WHEN I WANNNA!!!!"

SHOW ME THE WAY TO BED
SHOW ME THE WAY YOU MOVE!!
Another of my favorite songs
Damn its late I'm goin to bed *curls up in a corner and goes to sleep*
g'night dude

curls in corner of barf and smells with enjoyment........... everyone like there own brand....... then goes to sleep as well...... looks at a stoll..... brings it over to bed and falls asleep with it...... "THE NIGHT PT. 2 TOMMOROW"

I'm baaaaack!! Well only for a few minutes because I have to go to school..
Anyways, lets play some more music.. *puts on "dysentary Gary" by blink 182*

GOTTA LOTTA HEART ACHE
HE'S A F***ING WEASEL
HIS ISSUES MAKE MY MIND ACHE
WANT TO MAKE A DEAL!!!!!

*walks in n goes to the bar*

Want some Tequila? *holds up Tequila*

sure why not?*take drink frm DR and downs it*

Careful that stuff is nasty.... I wouldn't drink the whole bottle at once

too late*feels intoxicated*

*drinks a bottle of Vodka*
Now we can be drunk together!

Grrr....I have to go to school...see you later bloomi

pkie

waddaya know! Im here once again!
*sees none around. Grabs a bunch of beer and starts to drink merilly*

back off my beer ****ER!!!! ... *will beback about 10-11 maybe 12.... in about 6 hours...

your beer! I think its time for this party to have its first fistfight!
*punches the stink in the mouth*

Catch Burly *Throws a bottle of beer*

*catches* it pured itself into a glass

*Drops suddenly from over-intoxication*

WIMPS!!!!
*pours a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Tequila, and a bottle of Whiskey into a bucket and drinks the whole thing*
Beer is for *hic* wimps!!!!

*pours a bottle of Vodka, Tequila, Whiskey with no waterring down, Bloody Maries, and of course: DUFF! into a big bucket and drinks the whole thing* Im not gonna survive this...

*watches larry over-intoxicate himself while drinking from a juice box *

Hey I said I wasn't a wimp not that I was crazy!!
*goes to bar and asks bartender for a Duff*

Woohoo!!! DUFF!!!
*turns on "Numb" by Linkin Park*
"I'VE BECOME SOO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE BECOME SO TIRED SO MUCH MORE AWARE!!!!!"

*is so drunk turns on In The End... which sucks*

Like some Everclear in that juice?

why thank you Tonks

*screams and turns on "believe it or not" by Nickelback*

remind me to thankyou after my drunken stupor ends...
How a bout a little rap as a change of pace.
Milkshake by Kelic
or maybe 50 cent
*I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT ME, BUT YOU WONT GET A DOLLAR OUTTA ME...*

I guess...

its LTA Tonks!

huh?

LTA = LarryTheArch...

o I knew that...I'm a little slow today...

MC Mike has nailed it!

Ok that's it I am officially changing the rules. NO RAP!!! Since I'm feeling generous today I will let you play ONE Eminem song but that's it. You can choose the song since I don't know much about rap.

*takes juice box from Tonks and pours a little Everclear in it*

thanks darth *takes one sip of the everclear/juice and passes out http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/drunk.gif *