Mens christmas gifts.
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Men are sooo hard to buy christmas presents for! Anyone got any ideas what i can buy for the men in my family?
Matrix_man
boxers, strippers, cars, palmtop computers that double as coffee makers...
total metalhead
...motorcycles, monkeys, more strippers, fork that doubles as a TV remote....
bLooMiLiCioUs

i was in such a dilemma abt that too!!
com'on guys REAL ideas now
remember i'm the innocent angel!!

Matrix_man
shirts, shoes, mobiles, women that double and housekeeping robots...
ab012f9448
Women that double? Wtf?
bLooMiLiCioUs
double?!

dave123
ignore him, he's an idiot
total metalhead
jeans, posters of Sarah Michelle Gellar, home liposuction kit....
ab012f9448
Liposuction kit sounds like a good idea
total metalhead

just make sure yo keep the fat removal tubes above the waist.
wicker_man
A dancing gnome.
dave123
i advise a MONKEY HAT......
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t21246.html
bLooMiLiCioUs

oh yeah B's monkey hat!!

total metalhead
you can monkey hats????? i must have one!
bLooMiLiCioUs

her's is cute!!!
burlyman
u can get me this
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/151/2647.jpg
burlyman
but seriously...
http://www.pimall.com/nais/bio.kgb.html
http://www.uvprocess.com/products/Safety/Handpro/Gloves/Np/np_elbowlength_gloves.ASP
http://www.sunsetent.com/Categories/furniturelockdown.html
bLooMiLiCioUs
oh man those are like such boring..PRACTICAL presents!!
diegocala
Tools, or Gift Certificates to buy tools

burlyman
what wa wrong with my presents bloom

el_barto
matrix movies on dvd, stripers, scarface, oh and lots and lots of rap albums
bLooMiLiCioUs
they're just sooo...practical!!!
dave123
so when sil quotes me, everyone laughs, but its not funny when i post it
silver_tears
I laughed becuz you posted it

burlyman
i was eeking at silver *points at silver*
bLooMiLiCioUs
and i was laughin at burly eekin at silver!
silver_tears
why was he eeking at me

burlyman
cause silvers been a bit of ninja for 2 days

silver_tears

*disappears again*
dave123
shes been on, you've just been sleeping
silver_tears
and I missed you guys sooo much

Tex
You cant go wrong with electronics.

burlyman
i stole your job

silver_tears
I hate shopping for my dad

so im getting him a gift certificate

dave123

what do you mean
burlyman
you go to sleep early and i stay up
what dya think i meant?
dave123
i had no idea, perphaps one of MMs thread-protecting jobs

bLooMiLiCioUs
ok that kinda killed this thread

dave123
we have gone slightly off topic.....
bLooMiLiCioUs
well it IS the otf

burlyman
anyone gonna buy me the
spy camera
elbow length gloves
furniture earthquake proofings

??

bLooMiLiCioUs
aaaawwww i will!!


*goes off to her piggy bank*
silver_tears
*gets out charge cards*

dave123
i wont

silver_tears
they arent that expensive

lik a whole 6 bucks geez

burlyman
i always thought id get my first elbow length gloves from you

bLooMiLiCioUs
haha makes it sound like sumth else

burlyman

zip it
silver_tears
omg burly

bLooMiLiCioUs
*zips up her mouth*
*geos to look for orli posters*
they're more expensive in my currency sil
burlyman
yeah?

silver_tears
you are too funny!!

burlyman
hmm... daves made me upset now

*waits for witty comment*
dave123
sorry b

maybe santa will get them for ya?
silver_tears
*slaps with elbow length glove*

I have a pair well more like 3

burlyman
you have a pair and an odd one

did you lose one?
bLooMiLiCioUs

3?!
silver_tears
3 pairs idiot

burlyman
thats no way to adress jith!
its, Mrs Idiot

bLooMiLiCioUs

so i'm married?!
bLooMiLiCioUs
then who's mr idiot?
*crsses fingers* plz let it be orli!!
burlyman
larry (the archie)

bLooMiLiCioUs
omg dun put me in hell!!!!
*files for divorce immediately*
silver_tears
okay burly i will forgive your stupidity becuz you are so cute

bLooMiLiCioUs
hey IM the one who got hurt here!!!

*pouts*
ab012f9448
Bloomy, you can't divorce over christmas!!

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