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I'm going to start a thread which we can blabber about something or nothing.

I have a feeling that we are going to see a lot of new faces around here, now that the Episode II hype has begun!

Hello.

Well, I hope so. Maybe now is a good time for a big advertising drive.

Does anyone else miss all those girls now they have gone?

Yeah, where did they go anyway? I think they were all too young for me. But it's not like I was going to leave the states to go to England to pick them up!

*Texas walks into ToMacco's place*
*Examines walls*
Hmmmmm, this place could use a Bjork poster

Maybe on the back of the bathroom stalls.

you bastard

So what are we going to talk about today? OOOO, did you know that Billy Corgan has formed a new band called Zwan? It's pronouned Swan, and with my Bjork swan fetish, this is just too good to be true! It's fate I tell you.

So what happened to the rest of the Smashing Pumpkins?

And where DID all those girls go that were here before?

One of them PM'ed me and asked me my "a/s/l", I replied "24/not often enough/England".

She never Pm'ed me again.

I replied to one of those type PM's, but I'm really not that kind of a girl, you know.

Really?..hmmmmmmmmm..

yeah really

a/s/I" ? what's that?

age, sex, would be my guess. no idea, though.

age, sex and livingplace....

oh, thanks.

Lara is the only one who keeps coming back. She is fearless!

you don't hear ME complaining!

That's cause she's your girlfriend (I think)

Lara, sorry if that's not true.

well, I can say that if YOU make a move on her, I'll personally cut out your hart with a spoon....
just to let you know now...

I'm not gonna make a move, but she may chose me!

With a spoon? Man, that hurts!

in Han Solos voice:
I know

and rest assure: I won't let that happen (she chosing you I mean)

Just in case, I'll hide all the spoons.

well, then I have to take knifes!

*ToMacco hides all silverware, gives yerssot a plastic spork*

hmm, a spork.....

well, let's take something else then!!!!
Just remembered: if you give me your word, I don't have to do this....

Okay, you have my word. But I have my lightsabre here, just in case you get any crazy ideas.

you don't know that a lightsabre can't hurt me???

And I will remember that that you gave me your word!

Where is she? No female can escape the charms of a Southern Gentleman

Yes your aftershave scare em off Tex

Tex, listen very carefully I will say this only ones:

DON'T TRY IT!http://www.ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/violent/lsabre.gif

A blabber thread, eh, To? How appropriate on a blabber forum. It won't go over 100 though, I assure you.

One of them talked to me for a while but then vanished. Odd; that always seems to happen...

Yes, maybe it's you.

It's all making sense! Yes! They must be too dazzled by my brilliance!

Let's just say: dazzled by something.

My special powers?

That's a way of calling it.

dazed and confused is the word you are looking for

It's because I am pathetic, isn't it?

This is where I wisely refrain from any comment.

Who are you, and what have you done with queeq?

and why are you pathetic?

Genetics, I guess.

and I thought it was some sort of state of being mentally

Perhaps I am more genetically disposed to being pathetic.

queeq, remind me what the qualifications are to making it over 100 posts?

I see "Name the Poster Mark II" and "Queeq Astroid. . ." at 1,000. So what makes my "ToMacco's Place" so unimportant?

If this is a general discusion thread in the general discusion area, with a general discusion title, wouldn't that leave it open until no one responds to it?

No

shut up, Tex

Your place sure is booming, almost 50 replys! Too bad it's days are numbered

I'll number you!

#1

queeq, if you close this, that ain't cool. You let your little Astroid thread get up to a thousand (I've said this already).

Tex, you're number. . . ah. . . 6?

666

You're possessed by Bjork!

Isn't she looking ravishing today?

No comment

Bastard

Isn't it better that I have no comment instead of making fun of Bjork again?

I'm just trying to help you out, bud.

. . . . . . . P.S. Bjork is ugly

My Bjork Avatar could eat your little puny Homer Avatar for brunch!

"We will see"

Crunch, crunch, crunch

*ToMacco draws lightsabre*

Crunch, Crunch, Crunchhttp://www.ukobservers.net/cwm/otn/violent/lsabre.gif

Put the sabre away, my friend.

"Don't make me destroy you"

How's everyone doing today? What a beautiful Tuesday morning here in Minnesota!

Take of your bear hat and say that

It's actually really nice out. It's like 50 degrees. (And beleive it or not, that's nice for this time of year.)

When I go out, I'm not going to wear a coat.

BAH HUMBUG! I have to write a stupid 15 page Organizational Change proposal that's due next Wednesday!!!

sucks to be you!

yeah it does sucks to be Tex

Wooossshhhh woosshshshshshhs

Have you even started it Tex?

I think something needs to be done. I am sick and tired of being brought to my post after I post it. What's up with that?

go to the user options

I didn't see it there? Please explain how to stop this madness.

go to the user cp, then edit options, then 'use send to forum by default' select 'yes'.

okay, I'll try that.

Nice. I love you, mah.

*and while ToMacco said that, mah looked at To's avatar, and wasn't sure if that was such a good thing*

My avatar only shows that I love the Simpsons.

*blows mah a kiss*

*dodges the kiss*

Well, whatever, I guess.

Pulls a hand granade. HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE

p6, you live in Maine, huh? I herd that state is BEAUTIFUL. I'd really like to go there sometime.

Well if you drive dont look in the mirror you may just pass it in that time

You wouldn't have that problem in Texas

Well you soon grow tired of all the sand though

Dallas doesn't have any sand!!!!!!!!!! SEE!!!!!!!!
http://cache.corbis.com/compwm/11/45/79/11457904.jpg

that's not sand?

A few more posts...

Actually To, here's how it works. We only keep threads open to 100 posts UNLESS it's still ON TOPIC. That's exactly what "Name that Poster Mark II" has been for these 1000+ posts.

As for my Asteroid Arcade.... well, that's over 1000 because it's a bar. The general non-topical thread where you can come and relax. It's there to avoid lots of other threads like this.

And since I (and let's not forget finti) don't like competition and I mod this forum, you don't stand a chance. That's what we call MONOPOLY!

Anyway, we are still thinking about moving to another planet or something. I'll give you a job in the next place. If you're nice....

like doorstep

And then work your way up. To doorknob.

wait a sec! We have to touch him??? Heck! I will use the Force to open the door then!

Try using your foot.

not even that!

*ToMacco's bouncers throw queeq out*

Don't come back, you're 86ed!

Finti tourch this lousy establisment and watch it burn to the ground.

finti's 86ed too.

who wanna be in this burnt place.
"Watch out you might get what you're after
Cool babies strange but not a stranger
I'm an ordinary guy
Burning down the house

Hold tight wait till the party's over
Hold tight We're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house" -Talking Heads

Talking Heads, okay band.

they are ok

Bob Dylan

not after 1974.

*gives finti a nasty stare*

didnt know you were cross eyed To

"if he could take it from the money man.
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again.
She signs no contract
but she always plays the game.
Dines in Hampstead village " -
Jethro Tull

Jethro Tull rules!

blah

Went to a JT concert once, everyone was sooooo old they all sat down through the whole concert!

The only concert I every sat the whole way through was Eric Clapton.

86ed eh? Well you are. Closing.