Funny As Hell!!!

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total metalhead
i got these pics e-mailed to me a while back, and they're real funny. they're all signs for stores or services, and they're all 100% real.i'll post all of them eventually. for now, check the first one out

burlyman
roll eyes (sarcastic) seen it laughing

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughinglaughing out loudlaughing
omg that was funny!
what if it's a woman thowhistle

total metalhead
thought some ppl might have seen em. they've been in circulation for ages. still funny though. make me laugh every time i see them.

total metalhead
rolling on floor laughing

burlyman
wink

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughinglaughing out loud

DeNiro
ooo god u guys made my day with those sighns those r priceless laughing out loud Llaughing out loudL

must_kill_Santa
laughing out loud love them

Tex
Megaflicks is the best laughing out loud

ab012f9448
Heres some
http://www.afunworld.com/img434.htm

total metalhead
i love this one!!!

ab012f9448
Is this funny?
http://www.angelfire.com/ok3/clem/images/roadkill.jpg

.:[Kamikaze]:.
haha those are so funneh... big grin big grin laughing out loud

Tex
That's sad but yet funny. laughing out loud
Not a Photoshop job is it? *suspicious* shifty

ab012f9448
No i found it, like i found this one
http://www.appliedinspection.co.uk/images/image2.jpg

total metalhead
laughing out loud i like that! heres another church one

ab012f9448
And this one
http://www.fozzisfunnies.com/Pictures/Funny/Signs/Muffins-Advert.jpg

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughingrolling on floor laughing those are just so funnylaughing out loud

ab012f9448
There are lots of names for the elderly but why add this one to the list?
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/sign018.jpg

ab012f9448
This college must be popular
http://people.bu.edu/wwildman/WeirdWildWeb/media/images/other/signs_20.jpg

clispin
lol those are good i like the muffins one that classic

total metalhead
warning for the ladies, even at the dentists, your not safe from sexual harrassment and rape no

burlyman
laughing out loud

total metalhead
laughing out loud now thats a catchy slogan!

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing i'll keep THAT in mind next time sum guy's sticking that metal thingie in my mouthlaughing out loud

ab012f9448
Who would want to live here?
http://kr4jb.net/alan/pics/thumbs/thumb_funny_signs.jpg

total metalhead
laughing out loud laughing out loud i hate to be immature but that sounded kinda strange bloomi! laughing out loud laughing out loud

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing well ive got no idea what that metal thing is called!!!dont go hvin strange ideas now..shifty

ab012f9448
If you want to be immature check this out!
http://members.cox.net/nbratney/funny.jpg

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing
men.roll eyes (sarcastic)

ab012f9448
Hey i'm not a guy!

bLooMiLiCioUs
i know you aren't!!!but it's not you who made that sign is itwink

ab012f9448
Oh O.k I get ya big grin laughing wink

burlyman
eek!

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughinglaughinglaughing out loudlaughing out loud

ab012f9448
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud OH MY GOD!

total metalhead
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud i love that word! and just think i would never have learned it if i hadnt come to england. rolling on floor laughing

bLooMiLiCioUs
*still laughin uncontrollably*

total metalhead
*slaps bloomi* get a hold on yourself woman!!!!

bLooMiLiCioUs
hahah!!!whenever any1 tries to stop me laughin i only get worse!!!!!
*starts laughin hysterically*

total metalhead
*shakes bloomi roughly*

you crazy kid! stoppit!!!!!!!!!

bLooMiLiCioUs
hahaha laughinglaughinglaughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughingrolling on floor laughingrolling on floor laughing

ab012f9448
Me thinks metalheads gonna go crazy....

total metalhead
okay....dont say you didnt provoke me!

*kisses bloomi and covers her mouth*

total metalhead
HAVE YOU STOPPED NOW???????

bLooMiLiCioUs
eek!eek!eek!eek!
*is subdued*

total metalhead
thank god! smile

bLooMiLiCioUs
big grin

total metalhead
wacko wacko wacko wacko one eye one eye huh rock What the f**k? What the f**k?

bLooMiLiCioUs
*dreamily*
he did he did....

ab012f9448
And bloomy loved every second of it. love

total metalhead
.....well.....i was provoked!!!

bLooMiLiCioUs
*still in dreamy mode*
i did i did.....

total metalhead
oh no bloomi!!!!! we've done it again!!!! this thread has been changed into a flirting thread by us two again sad

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing damn why do we always do that

BidMyBlood2Run
eek! No way are they putting me to sleep again, I'll just have the novacaine please.

burlyman
roll eyes (sarcastic)

BidMyBlood2Run
shouldn't it be the other way around? confused Tacke first then Master Bait... oh never mind.. laughing out loud

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing damn we're never safe are we?

dave123
"master bait".....

BidMyBlood2Run
Nope, we never are *grabs mace*

total metalhead
yes wise yes

im just glad female dentists are rare.

bLooMiLiCioUs
*grabs her drumsticks*
gd thing these are with me 24/7shifty

total metalhead
JayJay will protect me big grin

bLooMiLiCioUs
who on earth is jayjayblink

total metalhead
here he is now...

BidMyBlood2Run
these signs are great! keep them coming!

bLooMiLiCioUs
oh no TM!!!!not the monkey again!!!laughinglaughing out loudlaughing

total metalhead
heres one more before i go

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing that was the one you posted earlier!

ab012f9448
As i said in the other thread......Here we go again!

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing i feel hysterical aft reading all these i'm sorry!!
i get tickled easilylaughing out loud

ab012f9448
You can say That again laughing

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughinglaughinglaughinglaughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loudrolling on floor laughing:rolli
n:

burlyman
happy

burlyman
roll eyes (sarcastic) idiots

Dogbert
laughing out loud
this is a good name for a store, rite?

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughinglaughing out loudlaughinglaughing out loud
ok i officially won't be able to sleep tinightlaughing out loud

BidMyBlood2Run
LMAO! laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

DeNiro
The first page is just histerical with the one with the one that says dont let worries kill you let the church help. and the one about the most powerfu postion is on ur knees hahaha thats just great laughing out loud

ab012f9448
This is a cool shed
http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/images/dirtyhoefunnysign.jpg

ab012f9448
Finally someone who's honest
http://www.thefunnypage.com/signs/beggar_sign.jpg

ab012f9448
Heres one for the lazy men out there
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/083_dick.jpg

total metalhead
laughing out loud that shed one rocks!!!

ab012f9448
Check out this one.
http://home.enter.vg/badhumour/signs/bathroomsigns.jpg

BidMyBlood2Run
eek! eek! eek!

total metalhead
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

BidMyBlood2Run
I should print that one out and give it to my guy friend to put on his bathroom door he shares with his roomates!

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughinglaughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loud
*cracks up*

ab012f9448
Who would play a joke like this???
http://www.westworld.com/~woody/Free_Rooms.jpg

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughinglaughingrolling on floor laughingrolling on floor laughinglaughing out loudlaughing out loud
all these are just too damn funny!!!!!!

ab012f9448
Putting it bluntly....
http://www.takeourword.com/images/slowdown.jpg

bLooMiLiCioUs
omg i don't think *wheezE* i can take *cough* it anymore *choke*

total metalhead
roll eyes (sarcastic) there funny but there not THAT funny!

ab012f9448
How stupid can ya get?
http://canopus.saao.ac.za/~wpk/gallery/signs/sotp.jpg

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing i mean ALL of them put together...laughing out loud i get tickled easily!!stick out tongue

omg that road sign one!!rolling on floor laughinglaughing out loudlaughinglaughing out loudrolling on floor laughing

total metalhead
interesting..... shifty

bLooMiLiCioUs
eek!uh-oh that's not sumth that i shld hv told the world...

total metalhead
*flexes fingers*

evil face

bLooMiLiCioUs
aaarrrggghhh noooOooooOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs off to the corner*

total metalhead
i was jokin come back blooooooomi!!!!!!!!!!!

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing i'm herelove

bLooMiLiCioUs
*moves back cautiously*
don't tickle me!!!

total metalhead
aww but i want to!!!!

bLooMiLiCioUs
why does every1 like to tickle me!!!!!
*moves even more cautiously*

total metalhead
cos your cute when you giggle?

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing so THAT'S the reason??damn i must train myself to be immune!!!!

total metalhead
can i help???????

bLooMiLiCioUs
shiftywhistle
*tries to keep a straight face*

total metalhead
*pokes bloomi under the arm*

did that tickle???

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing no not yetwhistle

total metalhead
okay....

*grabs bloomi and pins her down*

whats your most sensitive area? evil face

bLooMiLiCioUs
eek!eek! i'm not telling!!!
*squeals* aaahhh get of me!!!laughing out loud

total metalhead
listen if you wanna become immune you must learn how to cope!!! now are you gonna tell me or are you gonna make me guess?

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing eeek!!!!nooooo!!!!
*starts laughing hysterically*

total metalhead
*lets bloomi up*

oaky i'll let you go for now cos im hungry. i gotsta eat something or i'll die soon. but be warned, i'll be back in 20 minutes, and i'll be looking for YOU

bLooMiLiCioUs
eek!
i'm being tracked again!!!

total metalhead
well like i said before, your irresistible!

bLooMiLiCioUs
big grinnot like you arentbig grin

Vampiree
ello.... jesus christ ppl i thought it was a 'g' rated forum! hehehehe big grin soooooo..... wassup? god... i'm so bored... tm, you like deftones!!! at lasst someone normal here!!!!

total metalhead
yes deftones rule, but me normal? okay...

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughinglaughing out loud

Vampiree
so what's your fave song?

bLooMiLiCioUs
i don't think he's here nowwink
i'm on his listmessed*looks scared*
maybe i shld hide b4 he comes back....

Vampiree
oh puhlease... you're OH SOOOOOO normal, compared to ppl on the x-men forum... *whispers* they're maniacs!

Vampiree
you can hide behind me bloo big grin

total metalhead
fave song..........thats a tough one....either Minerva, Change or Good Morning Beautiful, but i like pretty much everything they've done.

total metalhead
you cant hide from me bloomi woomy!!! i send id come get you, and i never lie!!!

bLooMiLiCioUs
*hides behind vampiree*

Vampiree
'change' here big grin or maybe 'digital bath'... but minerva is good too big grin soo... *desperately hides bloo behind her* uhm... well.. hehe *nervous laugh*

bLooMiLiCioUs
eeeekk!!!!!!!!!!!nnoooo!!!!

bLooMiLiCioUs
*peeps out*
psst vampiree,issit safe?

total metalhead
yes perfectly safe evil face

bLooMiLiCioUs
*walks out cautiously*

i'm a maive,innocent li'l girl rememberangel

total metalhead
laughing out loud yeah i know what you mean! all the x-men, matrix etc forums cant be entered unless you've memorised every last detail about the films/comic books. its kinda sad.

Vampiree
TM - big grin nhehehehe... don't f*ck....
bloo - NO!! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

total metalhead
i remeber you used to be, but you've changed. i mean all that hangin out in the gentleman's club cant have helped whistle

bLooMiLiCioUs
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!NOW you tell me!!!!!


(and yeah,i totally agree with the maniacs thingroll eyes (sarcastic) )

total metalhead
I'LL F*CK AS MUCH AS I F*CKING WANT DAMMIT!!!!!

......sorry fit of rage. like i said, me normal??? confused

bLooMiLiCioUs
i stayed behind the bar the whole time!!!!*looks innocent*
what REALLY scarred me for life was that PICTURE YOU PUT UP FRM ROTTEN.COM!

Vampiree
like i said you seem perfectly normal to me... but maybe i'm the psycho one...

bLooMiLiCioUs
shiftyshifty

total metalhead
*sighs* trust bloomi to make everything sexual. cmon we've really go to try and stop this thread becoming.....well you know what im talking about wink

total metalhead
laughing out loud you mean this one?

*goes to post pic......*

bLooMiLiCioUs
hey i'm innocent remember!!!laughing out loud oh yeah dammit we did it againlaughing
okok back to the picturesyes
but then again - there is a reason this is called the off-topic forum!!!stick out tongue

bLooMiLiCioUs
NNNooooOOOOOoooOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away*

Vampiree
what pic??? oh, oh show it! show it to me!

bLooMiLiCioUs
nono oh god please no post a link but DON'T POST IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs off*

total metalhead
yeah i suppose. but dont you think people might be gettin tired of our constant flirting?

oh what the hell! big grin bloomi you kissable ball of sexiness!!!!!

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