Funny As Hell!!!
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total metalhead
i got these pics e-mailed to me a while back, and they're real funny. they're all signs for stores or services, and they're all 100% real.i'll post all of them eventually. for now, check the first one out
burlyman
seen it
total metalhead
thought some ppl might have seen em. they've been in circulation for ages. still funny though. make me laugh every time i see them.
DeNiro
ooo god u guys made my day with those sighns those r priceless
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must_kill_Santa
love them
Tex
Megaflicks is the best
ab012f9448
Heres some
http://www.afunworld.com/img434.htm
total metalhead
i love this one!!!
ab012f9448
Is this funny?
http://www.angelfire.com/ok3/clem/images/roadkill.jpg
Tex
That's sad but yet funny.
Not a Photoshop job is it? *suspicious*
ab012f9448
No i found it, like i found this one
http://www.appliedinspection.co.uk/images/image2.jpg
total metalhead
i like that! heres another church one
ab012f9448
And this one
http://www.fozzisfunnies.com/Pictures/Funny/Signs/Muffins-Advert.jpg
ab012f9448
There are lots of names for the elderly but why add this one to the list?
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/sign018.jpg
ab012f9448
This college must be popular
http://people.bu.edu/wwildman/WeirdWildWeb/media/images/other/signs_20.jpg
clispin
lol those are good i like the muffins one that classic
total metalhead
warning for the ladies, even at the dentists, your not safe from sexual harrassment and rape
total metalhead
now thats a catchy slogan!
bLooMiLiCioUs
i'll keep THAT in mind next time sum guy's sticking that metal thingie in my mouth
ab012f9448
Who would want to live here?
http://kr4jb.net/alan/pics/thumbs/thumb_funny_signs.jpg
bLooMiLiCioUs
well ive got no idea what that metal thing is called!!!dont go hvin strange ideas now..
ab012f9448
If you want to be immature check this out!
http://members.cox.net/nbratney/funny.jpg
bLooMiLiCioUs
men.
ab012f9448
Hey i'm not a guy!
bLooMiLiCioUs
i know you aren't!!!but it's not you who made that sign is it
bLooMiLiCioUs
*still laughin uncontrollably*
total metalhead
*slaps bloomi* get a hold on yourself woman!!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
hahah!!!whenever any1 tries to stop me laughin i only get worse!!!!!
*starts laughin hysterically*
total metalhead
*shakes bloomi roughly*
you crazy kid! stoppit!!!!!!!!!
ab012f9448
Me thinks metalheads gonna go crazy....
total metalhead
okay....dont say you didnt provoke me!
*kisses bloomi and covers her mouth*
total metalhead
HAVE YOU STOPPED NOW???????
total metalhead
thank god!
bLooMiLiCioUs
*dreamily*
he did he did....
ab012f9448
And bloomy loved every second of it.
total metalhead
.....well.....i was provoked!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
*still in dreamy mode*
i did i did.....
total metalhead
oh no bloomi!!!!! we've done it again!!!! this thread has been changed into a flirting thread by us two again
bLooMiLiCioUs
damn why do we always do that
BidMyBlood2Run
No way are they putting me to sleep again, I'll just have the novacaine please.
BidMyBlood2Run
shouldn't it be the other way around?
Tacke first then Master Bait... oh never mind..
bLooMiLiCioUs
damn we're never safe are we?
dave123
"master bait".....
BidMyBlood2Run
Nope, we never are *grabs mace*
total metalhead
wise
im just glad female dentists are rare.
bLooMiLiCioUs
*grabs her drumsticks*
gd thing these are with me 24/7
total metalhead
JayJay will protect me
bLooMiLiCioUs
who on earth is jayjay
total metalhead
here he is now...
BidMyBlood2Run
these signs are great! keep them coming!
total metalhead
heres one more before i go
bLooMiLiCioUs
that was the one you posted earlier!
ab012f9448
As i said in the other thread......Here we go again!
bLooMiLiCioUs
i feel hysterical aft reading all these i'm sorry!!
i get tickled easily
ab012f9448
You can say That again
burlyman
idiots
Dogbert
this is a good name for a store, rite?
DeNiro
The first page is just histerical with the one with the one that says dont let worries kill you let the church help. and the one about the most powerfu postion is on ur knees hahaha thats just great
ab012f9448
This is a cool shed
http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/images/dirtyhoefunnysign.jpg
ab012f9448
Finally someone who's honest
http://www.thefunnypage.com/signs/beggar_sign.jpg
ab012f9448
Heres one for the lazy men out there
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/083_dick.jpg
total metalhead
that shed one rocks!!!
ab012f9448
Check out this one.
http://home.enter.vg/badhumour/signs/bathroomsigns.jpg
BidMyBlood2Run
I should print that one out and give it to my guy friend to put on his bathroom door he shares with his roomates!
ab012f9448
Who would play a joke like this???
http://www.westworld.com/~woody/Free_Rooms.jpg
ab012f9448
Putting it bluntly....
http://www.takeourword.com/images/slowdown.jpg
bLooMiLiCioUs
omg i don't think *wheezE* i can take *cough* it anymore *choke*
total metalhead
there funny but there not THAT funny!
ab012f9448
How stupid can ya get?
http://canopus.saao.ac.za/~wpk/gallery/signs/sotp.jpg
total metalhead
interesting.....
bLooMiLiCioUs
uh-oh that's not sumth that i shld hv told the world...
total metalhead
*flexes fingers*
bLooMiLiCioUs
aaarrrggghhh noooOooooOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs off to the corner*
total metalhead
i was jokin come back blooooooomi!!!!!!!!!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
i'm here
bLooMiLiCioUs
*moves back cautiously*
don't tickle me!!!
total metalhead
aww but i want to!!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
why does every1 like to tickle me!!!!!
*moves even more cautiously*
total metalhead
cos your cute when you giggle?
bLooMiLiCioUs
so THAT'S the reason??damn i must train myself to be immune!!!!
total metalhead
can i help???????
bLooMiLiCioUs
*tries to keep a straight face*
total metalhead
*pokes bloomi under the arm*
did that tickle???
bLooMiLiCioUs
no not yet
total metalhead
okay....
*grabs bloomi and pins her down*
whats your most sensitive area?
bLooMiLiCioUs
i'm not telling!!!
*squeals* aaahhh get of me!!!
total metalhead
listen if you wanna become immune you must learn how to cope!!! now are you gonna tell me or are you gonna make me guess?
bLooMiLiCioUs
eeek!!!!nooooo!!!!
*starts laughing hysterically*
total metalhead
*lets bloomi up*
oaky i'll let you go for now cos im hungry. i gotsta eat something or i'll die soon. but be warned, i'll be back in 20 minutes, and i'll be looking for YOU
bLooMiLiCioUs
i'm being tracked again!!!
total metalhead
well like i said before, your irresistible!
bLooMiLiCioUs
not like you arent
Vampiree
ello.... jesus christ ppl i thought it was a 'g' rated forum! hehehehe
soooooo..... wassup? god... i'm so bored... tm, you like deftones!!! at lasst someone normal here!!!!
total metalhead
deftones rule, but me normal? okay...
Vampiree
so what's your fave song?
bLooMiLiCioUs
i don't think he's here now
i'm on his list
*looks scared*
maybe i shld hide b4 he comes back....
Vampiree
oh puhlease... you're OH SOOOOOO normal, compared to ppl on the x-men forum... *whispers* they're maniacs!
Vampiree
you can hide behind me bloo
total metalhead
fave song..........thats a tough one....either Minerva, Change or Good Morning Beautiful, but i like pretty much everything they've done.
total metalhead
you cant hide from me bloomi woomy!!! i send id come get you, and i never lie!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
*hides behind vampiree*
Vampiree
'change' here
or maybe 'digital bath'... but minerva is good too
soo... *desperately hides bloo behind her* uhm... well.. hehe *nervous laugh*
bLooMiLiCioUs
eeeekk!!!!!!!!!!!nnoooo!!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
*peeps out*
psst vampiree,issit safe?
total metalhead
perfectly safe
bLooMiLiCioUs
*walks out cautiously*
i'm a maive,innocent li'l girl remember
total metalhead
yeah i know what you mean! all the x-men, matrix etc forums cant be entered unless you've memorised every last detail about the films/comic books. its kinda sad.
Vampiree
TM -
nhehehehe... don't f*ck....
bloo - NO!! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
total metalhead
i remeber you used to be, but you've changed. i mean all that hangin out in the gentleman's club cant have helped
bLooMiLiCioUs
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!NOW you tell me!!!!!
(and yeah,i totally agree with the maniacs thing
)
total metalhead
I'LL F*CK AS MUCH AS I F*CKING WANT DAMMIT!!!!!
......sorry fit of rage. like i said, me normal???
bLooMiLiCioUs
i stayed behind the bar the whole time!!!!*looks innocent*
what REALLY scarred me for life was that PICTURE YOU PUT UP FRM ROTTEN.COM!
Vampiree
like i said you seem perfectly normal to me... but maybe i'm the psycho one...
total metalhead
*sighs* trust bloomi to make everything sexual. cmon we've really go to try and stop this thread becoming.....well you know what im talking about
total metalhead
you mean this one?
*goes to post pic......*
bLooMiLiCioUs
hey i'm innocent remember!!!
oh yeah dammit we did it again
okok back to the pictures
but then again - there is a reason this is called the off-topic forum!!!
bLooMiLiCioUs
NNNooooOOOOOoooOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away*
Vampiree
what pic??? oh, oh show it! show it to me!
bLooMiLiCioUs
nono oh god please no post a link but DON'T POST IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs off*
total metalhead
yeah i suppose. but dont you think people might be gettin tired of our constant flirting?
oh what the hell!
bloomi you kissable ball of sexiness!!!!!
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