Titles
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mechmoggy
Sorry it's another music related thread but I want to know the funniest/wierdest song titles you've ever heard. I've got two to kick us off: -
"Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey" by the Beatles
"Hard on for Jesus" by the Dandy Warhols
King Jedi
Some girls are bigger than others - The Smiths
ToMacco
"Smells like Teen Spirit" Nirvana
finti
"Smells like Tex`s aftershave" - leia
ToMacco
Geze, Tex, what kind do you use?
King Jedi
The homemade stuff.
ToMacco
He mixes it in his bathtub.
Texas
Agua di Gio, by Armani you fools!!!!
finti
Aqua di fish and crab is the one you use Tex,
PHEW
Texas
Oh yeah???? Well....ummm... you...ummm...use......horseradish
ToMacco
lunafisk?
finti
Lutefisk
nice try To and it smells
ToMacco
You Norwegians actually eat that? I actually part Norweigan, too.
finti
well I`m 100% pure Norwegian and I dont eat fish at all. Fish are for whales and seals
Texas
Norweigans eat alot of cabbage
mah
that's actually true, how come you guys know so much about this?
mah
but it is true, i've read about it, it is more usual in norway.
ToMacco
What the hell was this thread about again?
ToMacco
sheep? You eat sheep? I thought you could only herd them.
mah
most people use it other times too.
ToMacco
What, sheep?
ToMacco
Speaking of cabagge, did anyone have a Cabbage Patch Kid when they were younger?
Texas
Not the dolls, but I had the Cabbage Patch trading cards, and I saw The Cabbage Patch movie like 400 times!!
ToMacco
*ToMacco shakes his head.*
You're thinking of 'Garbage Pail Kids', dumbass!
Texas
Well excuese me Mr. Cabbage Patch Kids expert!!!!!
Garbage Pail Kids eh? Why am I not suprised that you would be an expert in anything remotely garbage related
ToMacco
Man, you're lucky you're down in Texas, otherwise I'd smack the piss out of you!
ToMacco
*ToMacco, with his hand on his lightsabre, decides not to use it. Buys Tex a beer instead.*
Texas
Awhhhh, your sooooo nice!!!!
ToMacco
That's right. Don't forget it, either.
Texas
Pop Corn
mechmoggy
Oooh, don't mind if I do.
mechmoggy
Sweet or salted, large or small, buttered or plain?
Texas
*Texas slaps Finti's hand*Dont stick that cabbage smelling stub into my popcorn
You can have the un popped kernels at the bottom
finti
finti ejects Texas seat, kind of like James Bond eh Tex. oh you landed 13 rows back
Texas
*Texas lands 13 rows back, starts throwing un popped kernels at the back of Finit's head*
finti
wow a 13 row long barf, cool
Gundark
Tex, the usher wants to see your ticket stub. He's headed down there with a flashlight.
finti, thought you would have come up with "fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round"
Dim
Run Tex!!! before he finds you!
ToMacco
*Tex runs into next theator, he has to hide there. He is forced to watch "Glitter"*
ToMacco
Mariah Carrey's dumbass movie. I didn't see it, but I herd is sucked a fat one!
finti
hmm I think you gonna like this movie To, you liked stand by Me.
ToMacco
Stand by Me was good. Mariah Carry is a hot piece of ass, but Glitter sucked big time.
finti
Exactly how I felt for Stand By Me
ToMacco
Hmm, I don''t know about that one. Who was a hot piece of ass in Stand by Me?
finti
Anything else you need spelt out?
ToMacco
Stand by Me is damn good. I think you're just trying to be argumentative.
finti
Actually ...no. I didnt like Stand By me... as for just beeing arumentative, well if I get the chance I will...
ToMacco
You son of a *****
Padawan_Learner
Subterannean Homesick Alien by Radiohead (I really love this song)
Texas
Finti had the hots for the fat kid
Edna Witch
You know tex, I know eau de toilet translates to toilet water but you didn't have to take it seriously!
Texas
I'm sure my toilet water smells better then some of the colognes people wear around here
yerssot
yeah right!
don't overpush it!
Texas
You need to take a road trip to France and pick up some fine scents!
Edna Witch
not if that is where you got yours from he doesn't
Texas
It get mine at Macy*s across the freeway
I think you are all jealous of my fine tastes in French cologones
If I played around with stinky toads, dirty skeletins and dragon toes, I woulld bite my lip, hard
finti
Those will not do it by themself Tex, water and soap helps as well.
The trick is not to put on too much. If you can smell the colognes you put on yourself you have put on way too much. Just a little dash thats it.
Texas
Yes, indeed,
your very talanted Finti
I can see you working the fince scents counter at Nordstroms
Edna Witch
They certainly wouldn't let you work there Tex! You stench would frighten away all the customers!
finti
Tex why dont you change your name to Skunk?
Ushgarak
Cheap University transparancies? Tex, you wouldn't be trying to sound clever but actually meaning nothing intelligible there, would you?
finti
Well dont worry Tex, we know you are lame. Finti looks at his new killerwhale skin shoes. I guess it is Keiko aka Willie
phinney6
DOnt worry tex i am lame too
Texas
Your not lame Phinney6, and I'm most certainley am not lame
Welcome back!!!!
What have you been up to?
finti
you aint lame Tex?, boy you fooled us then
phinney6
It is great to be back...i love this place
Texas
IT IS!
You should frequent more often
Alot has changed!
I have a snappy new Avatar everyday!
I added Slave 1 to my Sig
and my post count is way larger than yours
finti
Still crappy avatar Tex.
Texas
jealous
yerssot
nope, the truth
Texas
That coming from Mr. No Avatar
Gundark
Yerssot's avatar is invisible, Tex. You just can't see it cause you're still a dopey padawan.
Texas
I like you, so I'll just smile
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