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mechmoggy
Sorry it's another music related thread but I want to know the funniest/wierdest song titles you've ever heard. I've got two to kick us off: -

"Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey" by the Beatles

"Hard on for Jesus" by the Dandy Warhols

rolling on floor laughing

King Jedi
Some girls are bigger than others - The Smiths

ToMacco
"Smells like Teen Spirit" Nirvana

finti
"Smells like Tex`s aftershave" - leia big grin

ToMacco
Geze, Tex, what kind do you use?

King Jedi
The homemade stuff.

ToMacco
He mixes it in his bathtub.big grin

Texas
Agua di Gio, by Armani you fools!!!!roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
Aqua di fish and crab is the one you use Tex,
PHEW

Texas
Oh yeah???? Well....ummm... you...ummm...use......horseradishembarrasment embarrasment

ToMacco
lunafisk?big grin

finti
Lutefisk laughing out loud laughing out loud nice try To and it smells

ToMacco
You Norwegians actually eat that? I actually part Norweigan, too.

finti
well I`m 100% pure Norwegian and I dont eat fish at all. Fish are for whales and seals

Texas
Norweigans eat alot of cabbage

mah
that's actually true, how come you guys know so much about this?

ToMacco
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Tex, where the hell did that come from? How did you know that? My god, that's funny!laughing out loud laughing out loud

finti

mah
but it is true, i've read about it, it is more usual in norway.

ToMacco
What the hell was this thread about again?confused

finti

ToMacco
sheep? You eat sheep? I thought you could only herd them.

mah
most people use it other times too.

ToMacco
What, sheep?confused

mah
no, cabbage

ToMacco
Speaking of cabagge, did anyone have a Cabbage Patch Kid when they were younger?

Texas
Not the dolls, but I had the Cabbage Patch trading cards, and I saw The Cabbage Patch movie like 400 times!!

ToMacco
*ToMacco shakes his head.*

You're thinking of 'Garbage Pail Kids', dumbass!sad

Texas
Well excuese me Mr. Cabbage Patch Kids expert!!!!!roll eyes (sarcastic)
Garbage Pail Kids eh? Why am I not suprised that you would be an expert in anything remotely garbage relatedstick out tongue

ToMacco
laughing out loud Man, you're lucky you're down in Texas, otherwise I'd smack the piss out of you!

Texas
stick out tongue

ToMacco
*ToMacco, with his hand on his lightsabre, decides not to use it. Buys Tex a beer instead.*

Texas
Awhhhh, your sooooo nice!!!!smile

ToMacco
That's right. Don't forget it, either.

Texas
Pop Cornbig grin

mechmoggy
Oooh, don't mind if I do. big grin

finti
yes please

mechmoggy
Sweet or salted, large or small, buttered or plain?

Texas
*Texas slaps Finti's hand*Dont stick that cabbage smelling stub into my popcornstick out tongue
You can have the un popped kernels at the bottomstick out tongue
rolling on floor laughing

finti
finti ejects Texas seat, kind of like James Bond eh Tex. oh you landed 13 rows backevil face

Texas
*Texas lands 13 rows back, starts throwing un popped kernels at the back of Finit's head*evil face

finti
wow a 13 row long barf, cool

Gundark
Tex, the usher wants to see your ticket stub. He's headed down there with a flashlight.

finti, thought you would have come up with "fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round"

Dim
Run Tex!!! before he finds you!

ToMacco
*Tex runs into next theator, he has to hide there. He is forced to watch "Glitter"*eek!

finti
Glitter?

ToMacco
Mariah Carrey's dumbass movie. I didn't see it, but I herd is sucked a fat one!

finti
hmm I think you gonna like this movie To, you liked stand by Me.roll eyes (sarcastic)

ToMacco
Stand by Me was good. Mariah Carry is a hot piece of ass, but Glitter sucked big time.

finti
Exactly how I felt for Stand By Me

ToMacco
Hmm, I don''t know about that one. Who was a hot piece of ass in Stand by Me?confused

finti
Anything else you need spelt out?

ToMacco
Stand by Me is damn good. I think you're just trying to be argumentative.mad

finti
Actually ...no. I didnt like Stand By me... as for just beeing arumentative, well if I get the chance I will...evil face

ToMacco
You son of a *****wink

Padawan_Learner
Subterannean Homesick Alien by Radiohead (I really love this song)

Texas
Finti had the hots for the fat kid stick out tongue
rolling on floor laughing

Edna Witch
You know tex, I know eau de toilet translates to toilet water but you didn't have to take it seriously!

Texas
I'm sure my toilet water smells better then some of the colognes people wear around here evil face

yerssot
yeah right! roll eyes (sarcastic)

don't overpush it!

Texas
You need to take a road trip to France and pick up some fine scents! smokin'

Edna Witch
not if that is where you got yours from he doesn't

finti
big grin laughing out loud

Texas
It get mine at Macy*s across the freeway roll eyes (sarcastic)

I think you are all jealous of my fine tastes in French cologones smokin'

If I played around with stinky toads, dirty skeletins and dragon toes, I woulld bite my lip, hardstick out tongue

finti
Those will not do it by themself Tex, water and soap helps as well.big grin big grin

The trick is not to put on too much. If you can smell the colognes you put on yourself you have put on way too much. Just a little dash thats it.

Texas
Yes, indeed,
your very talanted Finti
I can see you working the fince scents counter at Nordstroms cool

Edna Witch
They certainly wouldn't let you work there Tex! You stench would frighten away all the customers!

finti
Tex why dont you change your name to Skunk? big grin

Texas
Finti roll eyes (sarcastic)
Edna roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic)

I dont smell like Stavanger whale fat stick out tongue
I dont smell like cheap university transparencies stick out tongue stick out tongue

I'm so kewwwlllll cool smokin' cool

Ushgarak
Cheap University transparancies? Tex, you wouldn't be trying to sound clever but actually meaning nothing intelligible there, would you?

Texas
embarrasment embarrasment embarrasment Edna mentioned something about transparencies,
it's all I could come up with embarrasment embarrasment embarrasment

finti
Well dont worry Tex, we know you are lame. Finti looks at his new killerwhale skin shoes. I guess it is Keiko aka Willie evil face

phinney6
DOnt worry tex i am lame too

Texas
Your not lame Phinney6, and I'm most certainley am not lame smokin'
Welcome back!!!!
What have you been up to?

finti
you aint lame Tex?, boy you fooled us then big grin

Texas
given the environment, it wasn't tooo difficult stick out tongue
smokin' cool smokin'

phinney6
It is great to be back...i love this place

Texas
IT IS! smile
You should frequent more often
Alot has changed!
I have a snappy new Avatar everyday!
I added Slave 1 to my Sig
and my post count is way larger than yours wink
rolling on floor laughing

finti
Still crappy avatar Tex.

Texas
jealous roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
nope, the truth smile

Texas
That coming from Mr. No Avatar roll eyes (sarcastic)

Gundark
Yerssot's avatar is invisible, Tex. You just can't see it cause you're still a dopey padawan.

Texas
I like you, so I'll just smile smile

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