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i was just wondering if people can recall doing stupid things after having one beers to many. for example i often used to move peoples gardens around, you know a tree here a tree there. i'm always worried when i come on this forum the next day and think "what did i type last night", i also have a fear that i send emails to my mom's mates when they should be going to my mates.

god damn beer (has a sip of Bud)

Fortunately I outgrew those kind of drinking habits.

Yes, they lead to some extremely embarrassing moments

Ah, nice to see someone is like me, SP10!

I do lots of crazy stuff when enebriated.

First and foremost, I guess I get really horny. I like to talk about movies, too.

Hmm, let me get back to you on that one. *ToMacco goes to the liquor store*

stupid thing. hmm maybe order another one and then one more and one more and one more and where am I.......

What? Who said that? Who's driving me home?

well if in a bar, I am home.

Party at finti's!

Silly things, mmmmm lets see

1. Got the inside of my lip tattooed
2. Picked a fight on a doorman twice my size
3. Told my mates mom I fancied the arse off her
4. Stole a solid wood garden table from someones back garden

The list goes on.

I'm a lot better behaved nowadays though.

Far too many times and I am not about to admit to ANY of it....

We can just imagine

Wouldn't it be cool to see RC shteamin'?

Like a big drunk bear I imagine.

Dim obviously has memory lapse.

Mech, that's about the sum of it.

Nuff Said, thank you and good night.

Actually no, I remember quite well, thank you very much.

That's not what I heard.

I'll tell you what happens to me when I'm drunk. I al. . . I can always . . . um. . . wha? What was I talking about? Yes, I've always liked yellow,. . . and of course. . . err. I wanted to be zookeeper at one time. . .
*ToMacco passes out*

*Texas takes Tomacco's wal........* Ahh, hell, that's getting old

Besides, I stopped carrying a wallet.

So your back to the ole purse then?

You bastard

*Texas compliments ToMacco on his fine european leather purse* Gucci?

*ToMacco shows that he stole the purse. Buys everyone a beer with stolen cash*

*Texas calls Americas Most Wanted* Yes hello, John Walsh?, hey, listen, I have a hick here who just..............

*SMACK!!!!*

Ouch!!! Italian leather really hurts you know
You could really hurt someone with that purse

*ToMacco breaks a beer bottle on Matt's head.*

If you two want a private room, just tell us

Private room? I just smashed a glass on his skull!

Well, I was charming as ever.... Actually, no, I probably wasn't///

And situations like THAt are exactly the reason I DON'T drink very often.

I think Mech was closest with his bear analogy.

RC + Beer = BAD...

*ToMacco gives RatCat a case of beer*

Cool, I wanna see this!

*Ratcat opens each bottle in turn and tips it down the drain.*

*Watches Mechmoggy and ToMacco turn white .*

Actually, I must say..RC was kind of funny drunk..not that I thought so at the time..but looking back..he was hilarious.

oh my god nooooooo!!!!!!!
what a waste

*smashes Ratcat's head on a rock*

Ouch..that's not very nice To..

Me? Hilarious?

nah you are British

Yeah, before you stuck your foot in your mouth you were charming and cute in that drunk sort of way..

Note that she said 'drunk'.

excuse me, the brits are known for our humour, especially when pissed, and excuse me again, we are always charming and cute, i'm renowned for my cuteness.

what a claim to fame.

Don't all brits have bad teeth?

maybe, but not bad breath, an american trait I think?

Only beer breath

And hamburgers, fat boy!

yeah cause fish and ships is health food

Hmmm, I thought we weren't eber gonna mention THAT again?

Someday there will be a huge stack of history books written about that era.... X-rated!

PFT!, you know NOTHING!

Okay, RC..but I was just saying...*zips her lips*

True, I'm waiting for the books to come out.

Nah..we've got a gag order on the author..you're gonna be waiting for a looooooooooong time.

He has a ghost writer.

yeah Alan Dean Foster

You know, I would never have believed that anyone would be interested in something THAT mundane...

Mundane is not really the right word though.

I'd sure like to know what that means.....

Actually, in respect of friends I would suggest the matter is dropped.

You have... friends?????? Plural?????



Can I have one?

Poor little queeqer no mates....

Yup. Where does one get them?

Now there's a question....

No one will tell me.... anything for that matter.

JUst another example of there being nothing to tell.

And with that I bid you good night....

Good night.

Good morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning.

"wake up wake up
its time to wake up
the sun is shining"- Butterfly Ball

Grrrrr, not bloddy shining here. Yet another crappy Autumn day!

I was being ironic

Oh, doesn't work so well...

It does to me.

yeah, like it is summer in holland now...

well Belgium never has summer

Summer in my heart.

arh!!!!

Hmmmm.

Meaning?

Meaningless.

figures

Same old story I'm afraid, looking for a meaning that just isn't there....

I can make one up if you want.

If anyone has a life so empty and shallow that they need to, then let them feel free.

I, on the other hand, really have no requirement for giving meaning where none was ever meant to exist.

Oh, you're no fun anymore.

You know it would only end in tears...

Now it does.

woohoo