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My dad just handed me half a pint of beer and I'm all like "what m I sposed 2 do with this?"
And he's like "I dunno. Drink it"
Isn't that so weird? I also have a pic of my mum giving me coors lite at the age of 3 and a half. I have weird parents. I think they'r trying to cure me of my addiction to alchohol, before I even get one. Seriously, the stuff is disgusting! So, I think thats what they'r doing.

my dad got me hooked on beer at my 13th birthday...

Weird...

my mom got me hooked on weed.....

wow thats wierd!

is it really? that weird

So sad...

who... me?

How old are you *---*?

hmmmm....thats funny!

thats when he THINKS I got hooked on beer...
12 yr old fer me andim still only 13!!!

13 and a half.

closest age 2 me
u a gurl?

Yes...

and only half a year older than me huh...

Are you hinting at something?

.... maybe

im soooooooo bored

yeas actually I was hinting at something... why?

i never drunk beer in my life. but i had a cake that had ummmmm i forgot what its call but that would get u addicted. im going to try some at 16.

i used todrink a bit of beer wen i was younger, bout 12, n i actually lyked it den, now i hate it! its kinda weird how my opinion of beer changed

its not bad

but i looooooooove sangrias!!!! they are so good!!!!!

I only like Thai beer.

any thing thats gets me drunk.. i'll drink it...

ll

Sorry, I'm back now. What were you hinting at LTA?

I think u know

i started drinking when i was 15 and in my first 3 years at uni i did ALOT of drinking but now on my final fourth year i only drink occasionly and if then i only drink wine

that... great

I got hooked on baileys chocolates once. Theyre horrible but nice at the same time. i just couldnt stop eating them.....

Do I? * Raises eyebrow*

*takes a step towards *---* uhhh... do u?

Thats what I'm asking you, silly!

*leans in* are u sure u don't know

Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.

*is only an inch away from her face*
maybe?

*smiles slyly* maybe...

u know what i gonna 2 next right

Why don't you tell me?

*kisses the nameless wonder*

meh getting half a beer aint special

*kisses back* You should be the snogging program, not the loving program...

i shud, shudnt I
*snogs again*
uve seen me and the snogging huh?

Yu'v snogged tons of girls here, of course I've seen it *snogs back*

im gud like that

some1 said I got "mojo"
i think a little 2 much 4 my own gud tho

*gives a 5-second frencher*

every girl shudn no that BLACKANGEL and lady veralidaine r the only gurlz I like in dat way right now

i think the sig gives that away a bit

yep
makes it obvious
dont it

Yeah.

hey *snogs her*

You certainly seem to snog a lot... its kinda weird...

snog means french... and ive don it 2 many different gurlz on this forum

Snog, what a funny word...

technically it means kiss not french

I know what snog means LTA....

u jealus schizo
*snogs her*

why would she be

ill do it 2 u if u dont shut up!!!
(sarcastically)

umm please dont I would feel violated then

i know u wud. so i wouldnt do it 2 u

*pulls away* *Cough, wheeze* *Dies of horror*

same feelings here

LTA seems to think he's a stud among all women here...

apparently

so u coughed and wheezed and died huh...?
well maybe thats not so bad either.
coughsourgrapecough

shut up

*coughwhateverlosercough*

coughicanseethiswillbethestartofalongfriendshipcou
gh

*coughohyoursofunnycough*

coughwhythankyouohwaitthatwassarcasticcough

seriosly tho, im just messin wit ya

me too, no hard feelings

You guys want Tylenol or something?

k

i swear my refrigeraotr only has a donkey in it! not u!

Pssh! I'm in one of the ice cubes...duh!

is that why it walways feels like im not alone when i openmy freezer door...?

Exactly!!

well i think I go run the ice cubes through a crushing machine

You do and I'll slap you to Saturn

how cud u do that when u r a geometrically designed shape of frozen h20?

it was about... err sometin. i jsut progreesed into me constantly snogging gurlz here

I'm special. You'll notice I'm dead and I'm still posting...I am God!

so u r a special dead geometrically desgined cube of of frozen h20 that thinks its god?
interesting...

Whereas your just a kid on a computer who prtends to snog girls over the internet. Let see...who is weirder? *coughLTAcough*

how did u kn... damn u profile!

u think ur r a freakin ice cube!!!

coughjokinaroundbutplayalongcough

I wouldn't mind a bowl of some purple haze right about now.. o.O

and what's.. snog mean?

french kiss

I'm in an ice cube, not shaped like one. snog means kiss...

And.. LTA is 13? And he thinks he's some kinda pimp? Someone give me a shotgun. I don't care if it's loaded I'm going to kill something.

*unplugs his freezer*
what now! you're gonna melt!

No, I'm not. I'm no longer in an ice cube. I'm now in the material that your fridge is made of...

Has anyone else figured out how useless you two are?

My addition 2 my sig is fitting is it not? I'm not useless, I'm just insane...

*turns around and sees Gotwa, grabs his head, and snaps his nek*
die *******

Wow Larry.. What a way to god mode. Want to fight me in an actual rp situation? No firearms or laser-powered weapons. Pure and simple. Swords. And, Schizo, I like it.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/eek.gif Well, that was nice...

Zankyou Gotwa.

what the hell did u do 2 my smiley schizo!!!

Well, its you!

lets go mudda fukka
*pulls out two scimitars*
u bout ta die
*slashes at gotwa head

I'll just watch...

We're going to do it in the unhosted roleplay section.

-edit- Can't.. gotta send it through ush.. we'll just do it here.

*follow thru with one scimitar and attempts 2 gut him, while slashing againat Gotwas head

Smirking slightly, Gotwa reaches behind his back, his grim visage making no noticeable ailments of his emotions. His digits idly grasp the pommel of his old-styled katana, the once-white tassle now speckled with deep red spots, and a brownish color at the end. It's blade is completely rust-free, but spots of wear are noticeable. Pulling it out of the scabbard, his smirk diminshes, his auditories perked, icy blue orbs transfixed upon his opponent. Completing his unveiling of his sword, he flows slowly with it, bring it around, and into a guard position, angled left, blade out, going from head to waist, held in one hand, the other producing a small, ivory-handled dagger.

.. Try me now.

If you guys are gonna fight, lets keep it in 1 thread, okay?

k u overdescriptive *******

*feints a lung at Gotwa, then crouches and criss crosses both scimitars.
then he leaps into the air at gotwa, swinging his twin scimitars with cool precision, matching every defensive move that gotwa makes.*

Such a waste of time. I'm not even going to bother finishing. I can't even tell what you did. And if you think that's overdescriptive, just wait til the SW RP boards open back up. -.-

why r they closed?

The storyline is near the end.

aaahhh
well check out the earlier post, i made it more readable