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Come on, bud. Get on line! I'm dying of boredom, man!

oh so you been watching STAND BY ME or SCHINDLERS LIST then.

finti, you're so dead!

after you

*ToMacco draws blue lightsabre*

Finti drops him with queeqs Tommy blaster

*ToMacco falls asleep on the floor.*

To, you seem to sleep alot!

He is one of the dwarfs you know

*ToMacco wakes up, then goes back to sleep *

*again, ToMacco wakes up. Looks around. Yawns, falls asleep again. *

I'm bored w/ this*falls asleep herself*

*cuddles up with Lara, falls deeper asleep*

Hmmm..what's yers gonna say about that?

Theres not alot he can say.

Oh I'm sure he'll have some small comment.

Hey ToMacco.....you listen to Prairie Home Companion out there in Minn ?

You're damn right I do! Good stuff, good stuff.

Hmmm rednecks

I am no redneck. We in Minnesota are an intelegent group. (Well some of us arn't, I guess)

Rednecks live in trailers and listen to country music, and wear 'wife beaters'.

You have it all wrong, rednecks live in the south, hicks live up north

hicks?

*coughs*white trash*coughs*

Have you ever notice on the show "Cops", the people never have a shirt on? Or they only have 'wife beaters' on.

That is a great show. It makes me want to be a cop.

Yes, the've been to Dallas like 3 times, it's so embarassing

My uncle is going to be on Americas Most Wanted on the 24th. Jim Rygg. Watch for him. He shot and killed a bank robber here a few months ago. He's the man!

He's a cop, by the way. He's not on it because he's a wanted man.

Thanks for clearing that up

You must be very proud, not alot of people can say they've had a family member featured on America Most Wanted *cough*hick*cough*

You're just a son of a ***** today, arn't you?

Everyone try to watch that Episode. It's on the 24th. It will say Edina, Minnesota. Or Minneapolis Minnesota. And watch for Jim Rygg. My uncle!

You know I honeslty would watch it, but I have tickets to The Cirque Du Soleil that Saturday

The WHAT?

Why am I not suprised

You made that up.

You don't have plans on a Saturday night. You're going to sit at home and eat bon-bons.

I am not Peggy Bundy

It's this very sophistaced circus with these French Canadian people who do freaky acrobatics while wearing these devil looking costumes and these perform to freaky electronic music!

The circus? You're not applying there, are you?

You're gonna take acid before you go there, arn't you?

Never

Bring me back some cotten candy.

It's not that kind of circus, but I'll get you a souvenir

How about a shot glass?

I can give you a shot in the ass.* Brings shotgun out with marbles shells

I'll have one of those too

reloads shotgun with salt and pepper
Bend over Tex

*ToMacco runs away*

OOOO, remember, I like it rough

What are you waiting for? Shoot him!

pulls the trigger Texas squeels like a pig and have to attach a cushion on his butt for the next 4 weeks

looks like your "sitting" days are over, Tex.

*tut* now, now childern!

*Texas shows off his big swollen ass to Jennifer Lopez who becomes ultra jealous*

*ToMacco runs and uses Lopezs ass as a pillow.*

That's not Lopez..it's Tex...crazy man.

*Texas gives ToMacco a wakeup call*
Peeeeuuuuuu

oh ick..

*Tex's fart clears out the entire room. ToMacco and JLo head to the bar*