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So.. does anyone know Kung-fu?

i wish

I know karate

yes!
no just kidding

I wana learn... I'm gona try and teach myself. The Matrix movies have boosted my enthusiasm to learn this art.

yea i tried to do some matrix moves.....it was a painful experience

there was a documentary about Kung Fu on a few days ago
apperently, without training I can do a master-style (forgot the name) and can do even better than the one who demonstrated it

Well, if it's worth consolation, I hit myself in the face while trying to do an M3 'Super Smith Punch'...

I don't know Kung Fu, but I do know Crazy! Like Owen Wilson in Shanghi Noon.

First move...

Second move....
...and it ended in disaster
Just imagine that motion of Smith punchin himself in the face, and that's me...
..WHY AM I SHARING THIS!!

There's already this: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21033&highlight=martial+arts ... but i sure don't care...

I can do a weak version of that one jump kick that is designed to knock a person off a horse! But it is really sloppy when I do it, and I'd probably kick the horse instead of the person.

nope i can't and don't want to lern

lol...

*winces* ouch!

Bruised my eyebone above my left eye...
Diehard Matrix fan.. that's me!

I knew kung fu! Couldn't understand a word he spoke but a nice chap none the less...

the amount of times me and my mates have randomly imitated this:

(burls> what release is that?? )

if i told ya i would have to kill to ya

I took karate for three weeks...boy I'm good...

i take american boxing lessons from a place that teachs kung-fu lol

Pfft... does this say anything to you?
Just tell me the name of that lesser release, please.

go on msn then
wats lesser

kozzy hasn't told you yet!?

Burly, there you go. I'm on MSN

ya i got my lessons from the tv

What show?

i know OF kung fu.....

If u dont mind my saying...
"everybody was kung fu fighting...
they were as fast as lighting..."

no wait kung fu is the guy lives across the street. i know him! he steals my newspaper evry mornin. tw*t

u know, when i was younger i thought kung fu was a person...

That's awesome.

Dont make fun of my stupidity...and yeah it kinda is.

"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you"

Hardy har, im tellin ya...hardy har. no seriously, i used to be one retarded kid

Yes, very spedcial... still are
Haha jk... man middle school was fun times..

Was it? Jeez i hated middle school...mr. peri was the man, but all the other teachers were gay gay gay. emphasis on the gay part.

I didn't mean the learning you fool... I meant LUNCH!
APPLE BOWLING IS THE BEST SPORT EVER

OH YEAH!! AND EVEN AFTER WE GOT CAUGHT! (for those of you who dont know what apple bowling is, its self-explanatory. AND ITS DAMN FUN, ESPECIALLY WHEN U STOLE THEM FROM THAT NERDY KID WHO SITS AT YOUR TABLE WHOM EVERYONE HATES. *takes deep breath* Excuse me.)

i know kung-fu!!

Really?

i don't know Kung-fu but i do know Judo and boxing. judo is more of a defensive art rather then a attacking like kung-fu and boxing is a good attacking art.
i been doing judo for 10 years and boxing for 6, but the wried thing is i was about to choose kung-fu but the classess back then were way to expensive so my parents put me in a cheaper class which was Judo.