What Should We Call Our Band???

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Jaxi D
as you may or may not know, me and TM have been in a band for 3 years now together with 3 others. but a week ago our lead vocalist and his brother (our drummer) left us after a big fight.

so, because TM's in england, i had to find a new drummer/singer. which i have. but now we need your help. we're so un-creative we couldnt think of a name for our new and improved band sad . any ideas for a name? anyone???

total metalhead
yes he speaks the truth. we need suggestions plz.

oh and by the way we are a rock/metal band, so nothing too....flowery big grin

clispin
pizza dudes... its what my brother called his *cough cough* "band" then again he's eleven.

Treehuggerjanie
i bet your music is really good.
How about something like
infection for life
staple heads(thats funny!)
necrophiliacs

clispin
how about pus busters?

total metalhead
laughing out loud thats nasty!!!

Treehuggerjanie
hehe!
I reckon "blood habitat" would be cool!

Korri
lol

mechmoggy
The KMC All-stars?

or even the KMC Upstarts? wink

Korri
laughing

gotta get rich
how bout....Bunchalosers? thats a good name evil face

total metalhead
oh hahahah. how did you get so witty Leon?

bunchalosers....aw my sides hurt rolling on floor laughing

lil bitchiness
The nose pickers!

Korri
laughing oh yeah!

lil bitchiness
It would be cool...''Hey dude, wanna go see the nose pickers tomorrow'' thumb up Perfect!!

Jaxi D
thats Leon????? Sam you never told me your brother was on here!!!

hey Leon! its me Jax!!!

total metalhead
laughing out loud laughing laughing out loud

not quite as meaningful as i'd like but certainly has effect. what ya think J man? nose pickers sound good?

Jaxi D
laughing out loud ummm...well i'd have to ask the others first!

but it does sound better everytime you hear it....nose pickers....dude i'm sold!!! nose pickers it is!

98R1
Deaths Head big grin

total metalhead
spread the word! The Nose Pickers are ready to roll rock rock

lil bitchiness
kewl torso whackers??

crappy afro scratchers??

fruity pedestrian snatchers??

total metalhead
laughing out loud where are you getting these from lil???

lil bitchiness
blink dont mess with my brain..it generates weirdness...

total metalhead
no kidding....

Korri
laughing aww

Jaxi D
but that Nose Picker idea was genious!!! ive already had some sweet lyrics ideas for our self-titled song!!!!!!!!

lil bitchiness
big grin Aww...i'll be you're biggest fan!!! big grinbig grinbig grin

total metalhead
big grin you'll be our only fan!

lil bitchiness
Ok, on a serious note now, you have band called 'Snot' which were absolutely amazing, i love snot!

I was so amazingly crushed when Strait died...more than Cobain! yes

Korri
can i be a big fan too? big grin

total metalhead
laughing out loud laughing rolling on floor laughing laughing laughing out loud

sorry. i have the humour of a 6 year old big grin

total metalhead
definitely!!! wow two fans!!!!!!!! are still there J man? we got fans man!!!!!

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

lil bitchiness
Have you never heard of 'Snot'? OMG!!! *faints*

total metalhead
get up lil!!!! i have heard of Snot! Lyn Strait died bout 4 years ago right? plus they've worked with a whole load of cool people including Jonathan Davis and Serj!!!!

Korri
big grin lil lets make banners!

total metalhead
errr....i think shes fainted korri

lil bitchiness
lol...Im all up....:lyn was SEXXY!!! shifty with that labret precing of his!!

Yeah, Korri, lets make banners...we are the two original fans!! big grin

Korri
lol yay lets go!

total metalhead
we have fans....this is all too much http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif

amity75
A Band name? How about "The Jesus Sandals"? or "Monkeyspunk"?

lil bitchiness
Lets hear it for the nose pickers!!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/clap.gif

total metalhead
laughing out loud laughing out loud

MONKEYSPUNK!!!!! that is truly nasty sick

total metalhead
*complete silence*

confused

lil bitchiness
miffed...EVERYONE BETTER CLAP OR YOU'LL GET CLAPED YOURSELF!!

Scythe
I have my own band. It's named Vigaku. You could name your band Hajime. It means fast. Just an opinion.

total metalhead
laughing out loud now THAT is threatening!

total metalhead
big grin the only thing fast about us is our tour bus. and that broke down last month.

Korri
we love u love

total metalhead
we love you too!!!

hey Jax are you still online???????

burlyman
The Nose Pickers laughing out loud my m8s band is called One Middle Finger laughing out loud
and theres another one called Obelisk (not sure of spelling stick out tongue)

total metalhead
those are all good names but you really cant beat the nose pickers. lil is a creative genius yes

Korri
big grin

lil bitchiness
Do i get any credit...confused

Korri
*gives lil credit*

lil bitchiness
big grin *is happy* raverraver thanks Korri....

Korri
raver ur welcome

total metalhead
of course!

like i said - lil is a creative genius!!!!!!!!!

LarryTheArch
um ya

total metalhead
i dont know what an 'umya' is but you best not be disrespecting us dude. we're like THE greatest band on the planet now.

LarryTheArch
KOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN is in ur avatar

LarryTheArch
bloomi left!!!???

total metalhead
they are indeed yes

second best band ever.

total metalhead
yeah didnt you know??? theres been like 50 threads about it!

my all-time favorite girl gone...... sad

LarryTheArch
yes but I thought it wasnt until next week!!!!

total metalhead
nope. she gone sad . haven't you seen that 'leave a message for bloomi' thread? its been in the OTF since yesterday.

LarryTheArch
I was gone yesterday
dammit!!!

total metalhead
you were friends with her too then?

thorncrawler
everyone was friends with blom

total metalhead
very true yes

thorncrawler
btw i like your new avatar and sig

total metalhead
big grin thnx 2 of my fave bands.

thorncrawler
i guessed

total metalhead
indeed

Jaxi D
yo sam i was gonna call ya but ive lost your number embarrasment

pm it to me yeah?

total metalhead
again??? you really are dumb J. ok number coming.

Jaxi D
thanx man. might call you tomorrow.

btw i heard diego play for the first time today. that dude is intense!!! hes gonna make us famous sam!

total metalhead
so your saying hes better than me? sad

Jaxi D
no well...yes...no...i dont know. maybe. hes got a real good guitar, maybe it just makes him sound better?

total metalhead
thats pathetic. oh well. maybe i should just stay in england. its not like im needed anymore right? sad

Jaxi D
yep pretty much big grin

nah j/k listen i gotta go the park closes at 6 i wanna get in a session.

call ya tomorrow k Sam?

total metalhead
thats a bit insensitive seeing as i cant skate aint it????

yeah you go have a blast. i'll be fine here....by myself. later J man.

sk8rpunkbarbie
how abouty sketch or destined for disaster?

Jaxi D
.......sketch? confused

total metalhead
hey man i thought you were went boarding?

sk8rpunkbarbie
just an idea man hey my band has a name

sk8rpunkbarbie
disaster zone?

Jaxi D
yeah well i changed my mind. the deck on my Birdhouse got scratched up and it looks shit in the daylight. plus all the other guys have got phat boards so id just look dumb skating on a Flip.

sk8rpunkbarbie
whos arm is that?

total metalhead
shiiiiiiiiit dude!!! that Birdhouse cost you some major dollars as well didnt it!!! laughing out loud go on take your flip! ive never seen you pull more than a heelflip on that chunky piece of crap laughing

and if your talkin bout jax's sig sk8r thats my arm (before i broke it)

sk8rpunkbarbie
ohhhhhhhhhhhh muscely!" *drools* ke hem i mean nice

sk8rpunkbarbie
can ne one help with me making my sig dunno how to make the pic ture small enuff

total metalhead
laughing out loud yeah well im all crippled and weak now. and ive still got months before i get this cast off and get back into proper shape.

sk8rpunkbarbie
awwww poor baby ill nurse u back to health* puts nurse uniform on*

sk8rpunkbarbie
this toomuch or does it look alrite?last time i wore it was at a fancy dress party

jacksparrow22
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud that would be so awesome!!! laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Jaxi D
dude dont remind me...... hey ive seen some much worse boards than flip ya know!!!!!! and speaking of my sig can i pleeeeeeease change it now? its gettin embarrasing going around with ''i love TM'' all over da place.

total metalhead
so if someone came up to you and said, 'hey you wanna buy tickets to go see the Nose Pickers?'' would you buy em? just out of interest.....

total metalhead
no no no!!! we cant deny the people their constant view of my amazing body!!! that would just be mean. the sig stays yes

jacksparrow22
yeah! well maybe its just me though...i'm a bit weird confused

oooo you could name yourselves Area 51....me like! big grin

Matrix_man
oh oh....i was just watching Friends......call ur band Numbnuts!

total metalhead
you know what...thats not actually a bad idea.....

Area 51.....Jax are you still online? what do you think?

Jaxi D
laughing out loud we'd have to think bout that one!!!!

Jaxi D
yeah sam me here!!!

i kinda like Area 51. its certainly better than any of the guys suggestions yesterday. when you get those three together they are soooo stupid laughing out loud
they make you look intelligent man!

total metalhead
well thanx. now go call Dario for me plz. tell him he better loosen his jaw up cos as soon as i get back im gonna punch him straight in the kisser.

Jaxi D
laughing out loud

........i'll tell him you said hi. well im really going now sam. if you get any name ideas e-mail me or something ok? smile

hope you feel better tomorrow. seeya man.

total metalhead
ciao jax.

sk8rpunkbarbie
how about journey to nowhere

Jaxi D
TM please let me change my sig now!!!

Jaxi D
cmon Sam i know your online!!!

total metalhead
*runs in*

NO!!!

*runs out*

thorncrawler
laughing out loud

Jaxi D
hey dont encourage him thorn!!!

pleeeeeease Sam!!! im beggin you!!!! cmon we've known each other for years and still you love humiliating me!!! its not fair sad

thorncrawler
what it was funny

total metalhead
dont be mean now J man! just ignore him thorn his cranky today big grin

and no you cant change your sig. its cute.

thorncrawler
i think its great, it says everything it needs to



OWNED!

total metalhead
laughing out loud exactly! the sig stays yes

jacksparrow22
laughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loudlaughing out loud:

Treehuggerjanie
woohoo!the sig stays!jd is a lowly dog, doodar,doodar...hehe!
*hugs al around*

total metalhead
laughing out loud

sit Jaxi sit! good boy.

Treehuggerjanie
now theres a good boy!*gives doggy treat*
its great being superior to someone!
*hugs totalmetalhead*how are you?

total metalhead
*hugs back*

big grin im okay i guess. a bit bored being stuck at home and all though.

hows you?

Curl_Up&Dye
You could call your band

"Crappy"

"Tone Deaf"

"Retard Band on Parade"

I am in a band called "Yo Mamma"...because the jokes are endless..."I'm goin to see Yo Mamma tonight"..etc etc

Jaxi D
i object to being called a dog! kindly stop calling me that!

*takes treat and sits in basket in the corner*

anyone got a bone?

total metalhead
so......are you saying we're crappy, tone deaf retards? sad

Curl_Up&Dye
I didn't mean anything by it...theyre just funny names...not implying anything

total metalhead
well we actually are yes so i wouldnt take any offense. and we're dumb too its been almost a month and we still haven't had a single good idea. maybe we should just go with Retard Band.

Curl_Up&Dye
lol

Representin straight outta Special Ed! what! what! hollah!

Curl_Up&Dye
shouts to all my homies in the S-P-E-D

total metalhead
laughing out loud

aiiight we got a name!

Baylin
How about Strangely Wired...

Curl_Up&Dye
laughing yeah!!! i win!!!!! laughing

total metalhead
i cant believe ive sunk as low as The Retard Band. laughing out loud i mean that is just.....retarded. well its either that or the Nose Pickers.

Korri
yuor biggest fans are here! big grin

total metalhead
Happy Dance

yessssss!!!!!

Korri
big grin Happy Dance

total metalhead
we've been trying to write a song dedicated to you, but its hard to find anything that rhymes with korri big grin

.........so it may take a while.

Korri
lorry? laughing

total metalhead
oh yeah....

korri korri she looks like a lorry....and im sorry for that korri i wont sing anymorey.

hows that?

sk8rpunkbarbie
hey curl up uve nicked my sig idea!

Korri
laughing nice

jacksparrow22
"the band" .................thats a classicwink
"psychotic sock puppets"
"the i love virginia group"
"the public thinks this is good"
"legless joe"
"shut up and listen"


my brain is all shriveled up now...wacko...it took a long time to think of those

§pearhead
how bout this...

"that band"

total metalhead
ewww who would wanna call it that??? stick out tongue big grin

Tired Hiker
Call yourselves, 'The New Michael Jackson Band'.

Gotwa
It depends on what type of music you play. I know you said it earlier, but in a more specific group, what is it?

total metalhead
we kind of drift. usually its more punk rock kinda thing, but sometimes its real hard metal.our old vocalist used to rap a lot too. i cant really put our music in a specific genre.

§pearhead
how about...the punk rock metal rappers...?

seriously i have no clue

total metalhead
doesnt look like anyone does really smile

how can something so simple be so hard?

Gotwa
Got any sample lyrics?

total metalhead
not off the top of my head. i only co-wrote the songs when i had to. im not the best lyric writer. plus i never sing. Jaxi will have some, but hes not online right now.

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