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let's talk about things that you don't want to know or hear about. random subjects. like in a bathroom, you wouldn't want to hear someone say: "just dropping the kids off at the pool!" just simple nasty things like that. let's just start off talking about the bathroom. little pranks. like putting peanut butter on your hand, then reaching over/under next stall to ask for toliet paper.... (keep it humourous!)

Groaning loudly and dropping a watermelon into the toilet.

pretending to have constentpation (sp?)

On the operation table and the doctor says "Holy sh!t, what the f*ck is that!?" or "Wow this thing looks sharp" or.... "Oops"

nasty.

More like... "what do you mean you lost the knife. where is it?" *sploosh* "oh...i know where it is..."

Going for a checkup and having the doctor say "Wow you're small"

or this knife is real dirty oh well. i try.

doctors are operating on a patient and one of the guys say: "uh, where's the sponge?"

nice one kozzy.

How about you're walking down the street and u see...bill clinton or george bush!! AGH!

yesterday, allie was asking hsiu-fan (guy) what his grade in chemistry was. i thought she said "so, what's your sperm count?"

one of the doctors starts sweating... after a while, he starts wiping his forehead. Then, his hands tremble. He drops an instrument once... twice... three times. He knocks the tray accidentally out of the nurses hands... he starts to have occasional minor seizures...

Finally, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" and he runs out of the doors screaming... the nurse says, "Sh!t! that was the fifth time this week!"

I would've replied "10,000,000, sir!"

a week or so ago, allie and i were talking about how stupid we are. i said that we don't think with our heads. then allie said, "if you were a guy saying that..."

Oh, guys do. Don't worry.

Pff...far from it.

as in far south, spearhead?

I was just kidding..

really...lol

Ha ha...youre one funny guy... or girl. damn my laziness.

Yes, really.

i'm a gal. hmm...i wonder how you got that user name...

Huh?

that's not what i meant...but okay...

oh...well im kinda retarded, what did you mean?

do you really want to know? *evil grin* had more reference to the down south thing i was saying earlier...lol

heh heh...like i said, thats real witty.

sorry, i'm just perverted and a bit hyper right now! are you from europe?

US, my friend.

when you said witty, sounded uk termish. mon ami, such a cool phrase to say. french/cajun.

this guy in my learning skills class had a mistle toe and went around trying to kiss a teacher and most of his guy pals...interesting...lol

are u an x-man fan? mon ami is a gambit thing.

yeah, i'm an x-men fan. i prefer the movies.

well i prefer the cartoon...i believe that my banner gives that away though

x-evo is okay. the toons aren't that great. what's something gross that i say about x-men? hm...

got me.

i dont want to know about someones trip to the gynocologist....i know its healthy to go to one and stuff but when they are on the subway sitting next to you talking on their cell phone telling someone about it thats just over sharing

a doctor examining a man and says "dang! that's small!"

"congratulations ms. madden! you have a baby boy." *drop* "oops..."

"aw, isn't he great!" *drop* "we'll name him jared..."

when the doctors pull the covers back to help a woman give birth, they go: "holy shit!"

I'm the only one here that gets that....

I heard that during the average lifetime we will accidentally swallow 1764 insects in our food. I didn't want to hear that.

madden, makes me think of the benji twins. just the name.

(damn it! didn't finish my post!)

i heard that you eat spiders and stuff... hate spiders...

Jared Madden!! LOL remember him kozzy? quite possible the most retarded kid to walk this earth...even though he actually kinda had a high IQ. i'll never forget when we were in gym and he shies away from the ball and bill and i laugh at him. he runs up to us like a girl and in the highest voice imaginable..."shut the hell up!" then he runs away. im STILL laughing over that...and that was in 7th grade, about 4 yrs ago...

Grapes anyone?

How could I forget?!?!?! And there always was that time when he stayed after school to play LaPlant's Atari!

there's this one really annoying girl i knew in eighth grade, she was so nosy and stuff. when my friends and i were pretending to punch each other, the girl accidently hit my friend! gggrrr!

Its so fun too talk about annoying people...*COUGH HALF THE PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL ACHOO!* not you kozzy. all the other speds/nerds/jocks/teachers and so on.

at work: down the hall and to the right! (you're fired!)

heh...its funny how much life sucks. meeting new people; bah!

yeah, hard to meet or talk to new people.

Anyone named Pete is wicked funny and always pisses off the teacher, I swear it's that name!

Wow... so many people at our school are just complete jackasses.

hey kozzy u know kuchta right? well to fill in those uninformed persons, he was a new kid about 3 yrs ago. u pronounce his name as ku-kta. not as kooch-ta, as his name suggests. well, in a nutshell, we decided to call him kooch-ta and he got really pissed...it was hilarious.

Sweet
Another name commonly misponounced but idk why... Dicrutello.
Dee cruuu tallleo?? a-whaa... some subs (and teachers) just don't know how to read

there was this guy with a really weird name that i used to like and this other guy that one of my pals used to like. had duck or ahwa in it or someting...

kozzy, even my name..."falat". pronounced "fal-it". well i get "fay-let" or "fa-layt" of "falat" with accent on wrong syllable. Hell ive even gotten plain old "flat"! AGH. its annoying.

Your name is so frigin insanely simple... I was about to post that next
Wow.... phew... too much laughing gas...

sean once sported two small spikes that went straight out from his forehead in hair. the guys thought it looked like two d**ks. he's an interesting fellow. he once wore this cop hat and everyone thought he looked like a guy from ymca. "you know they're gay right?" (that's ironic!) "we should put some stripper music on!"

I remember on halloween a friend and i (it was bill, kozzy) walked around with hockey socks on our heads, arguuing loudly and scaring little kids...TOO fun.

WAY too fun.
At that halloween party, we were watching The Ring, so theres a part where that Samara girl (dead girl with the black hair that kills ppl) grabs the womans arm... well Amanda Moyer was sitting next to me, and I grab her leg... she screamed so loud!!!! i was lmfao!! it was terrible, it scared the shit out of her for like... five minutes at least. so great... but i think that was the highlight of the party... u didnt miss much at all.

sum of all fears was hekka funnie! i can't remember what break it was, my friends and i went through of phaze where we laughed at the destruction of earth and war. twisted. lol

did i ever tell you the time i went to watch...i think it was rush hour 2 at the movies. a harry potter ad comes on the screen and the kid in front of me for five minutes says, "harry potter...harry potter...harry potter." I was torn between fear and falling out of my seat from laughing.

No
I wouldve just chanted something like.... "seven dayssss" or something to creep him out. Maybe he was trying to remember the movie title cuz it looked cool? But honestly WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT HP IS?!

pat was telling the class onetime that his brother left the dvd on menu of shrek and the donkey kept saying "pick me! pick me pick me!" for 3 hours straight. poor pat. that's hella torture.

Attention shoppers : McDonalds now has a new hamburger, called the McJackson. One 38 year old piece of meat between two 12 year old buns.

Did you know.. that five popes have died during sexual intercourse?

really... that's interesting

What i eat is closer to 2000.

there was this joke robin williams made: " you have to be this tall to ride michael" (lifts hand to little kids' height)

Damn! Sounds exactly like this kid in our school! EXACTLY! His IQ is super high, and he goes crazy sometimes...

i really didn't want to know that sean swings boths ways.........

I didn't want to know that.

there's a lot of things that i didn't want to hear or know from the guys in fifth period. *shiver* lol

This kid takes Diahrehha (sp? ) pills. Why did his friend tell me though?

some of these guys take advil, i thought that was for women...huh...

Advil.. heheh... Dogbert knows what that is

do guys you know take that?

no...

didn't think so....

o0o yea, i know what ur talkin bout

you dun wanna hear ur parents having sex. that is the ultimate thing you dun wanna hear.

EW EW EW! *slap* dogbert! lol

It's even worse if you walk in on them *shudders*

*shudders* please, no more! lol

The WORST is walking in on ur GRANDPARENTS having sex

okay... that's...enough...

ewwww

...just tellin it like it is

i'm drawing line
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that's...great...

Smith:thank you.

where's that darn line? lol

i was having a root canal, but as i woke up i heard my dentist say "thats not right!" argh

not too comforting.....

no tell me abouit it

i avent talked to u in a while....what ya bin up to?

not a lot, at the mo i'm feeling worse for where! i went out last night, i just got back and i feel crappy. u?

ow u feel crappy? flu or u jus worn out?

yeh me ok.....stil leadin a shitty life but..stil hopin sumting excitin will happen.....

well it's almost crimbo, that some times exciting, and no i just drank to much

lol...ah i c......

wats ur fav alcoholic drink?

my favourite is a dr pepper, cos its a pint and you have to down it and it tastes like dr pepper, but i like most spirits, thats what i was drinking last night. u?

um..i lyk illusions, n vodka cruisers...n baileys too....

baileys to finish a night off, nothing better

dey taste so damn good.....

uhu

damn i luv dat beer smiley too!

no one wants to see colin farrell lift his alexander the great skirt when he's drunk with nothing underneath.

this is true...

i read it in j-14. where he exposed himself. i don't have anything against the guy, just interesting.

ooh yeah we do

i had a feeling someone would say that...

given the fact im not gay...i think ill return to my puking

even if it was a celeb i liked, i still do not want to know if they ever exposed themselves...

but Colin Farrell's damn sexy

i still wouldn't want to see his privates!

yeah...but youre a guy, right???

no

ooooh sorry

if u were a guy I was gonna say: "but what if it was jlo who exposed herself??" but I guess I cant say it right now

can we get off that subject. please?

no prob spearhead and nyc! gladly. lol

ty...lol

allie and i were sugar high today and were making fun of the see's candy lollipops we had and made crude remarks of it looking like crap...yeah...lol

thats kinda random...

here's was caramel and said it was vomit, mine was chocolate so i said shit.lol

o_O

yesterday, i told mike to tell his bro patrick to shut up during sixth b/c he talks too much and loud. mike said he didn't have a little bro by that name, i was like "shit!" then i told pat, he thought i was out of my mind or something. lol (theses guys from my school)

that reminds me of a story that i read...and i dont really remember what it was at all...damn my stupidity

stupidity, what an infectious disease...

its genetic i tell ya. genetic!

i blame my father then...

i blame em both!

blame mother for my temper.

i blame my father for insanity, and my mother for that demented sense of right and wrong...

i also inherited my dads twisted sense of humour and perverted mind...

that makes two of us. yay!

^.~ most of the time me and allie imply alot of nasty things that other people don't want to hear. what fun! *evil grin*

sounds like me n bill...heh hes a funny kid.

lizzie and jameson are the funniest people i know!

*sigh* its good havin those really random friends that u can strangely depend on...

jameson kept throwing bits of paper at me...annoying brat! we like to annoy each other. he keeps making fun of the name tecumsah and makes it sound so wrong....

bill is hilarious as well. hes got this completely random joke.
*in thick swedish accent* hello ma name is bjorn im from sveden...i came to amedica to to thees commercial fo' champoo...luk at my lon' sexy hair.*
it is the most random thing ever

i love it when he does arnold swartzanagger inpersantions! everything he says and does is irrestiably funny!

bill too..."i am the govinator."