Do you hate your life? Why/why not?

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§pearhead
^Topic...I'm bored outta my mind...

MC Mike
thumb up These kinds of topics are the road to genius! Go write a book on this! (50% profits come my direction)

§pearhead
...PICKLES!!!

MC Mike
^ditto.

JKozzy
I hate my life.




....the why is coming.

§pearhead
my life would be good if saddam was captured...oh wait, nvm. MY LIFE KICKS!

BLACKANGEL
50:like 50: hate. y well thats my bizz

JKozzy
"Did you mean: k ruffing?"
That's what I got on a google search for kruffing.... stick out tongue

... WTF is K Ruffing???
What the f**k?

§pearhead
what a kruffing load of bull...its an imperial swear.

BLACKANGEL
bunny

Gotwa
Hate it. No reason to live. I'm your average gothic loner and stuff. stick out tongue

JKozzy
http://www.gamespot.com/all/news/news_6084935.html
I want one of those.. then my life would be good. er. gooder. yes, gooder.

dave123
life is good thumb up

§pearhead
gooder...more good?

BLACKANGEL
smile

MC Mike
K. Ruffing

MC Mike
heheh what a loser.

§pearhead
if you're talking about me then ill...do something. if not then ill sit here and...do whatever it is that i do. stick out tongue

MC Mike
thumb up It's good to be a Ruffing.

JKozzy
laughing Nice link MC.

I want to..... YEAH! Thats as much as ur getting.

JKozzy
For now.

§pearhead
What the f**k? Uh...yeah. I think ill sit here and scratch my butt in confusion.

jacksparrow22
life is too short so love the one that you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot! i loooove that song! sublime rocks rock

dave123
life is the longest thing we have

BLACKANGEL
yea and its boring sometimes.

§pearhead
life is forever...at least for each individual person, anyways. Damn life sucks.

Baylin
Yeah and a pain in the ass hence my re-evaluating it thingy where my sig was

jacksparrow22
roll eyes (sarcastic) why am i thinking you mean something different? shifty

§pearhead
everyone here is so perverted....and its sooo funny...

BLACKANGEL
LIFE DOES SUCK AT SOME POINTS!

§pearhead
oh it sucks at many points...

MC Mike
oh my... this is sick!

JKozzy
Ok, here I go. My pet donkey ran away from me, and on my quest to find it, I was killed by a talking tiger, who claimed he was Tom Cruise. Then some gay black man with funky glasses brought me back to life and tried to rape me, but I escaped. However, when I got out of the woods, I found I was in Australia. I lived inside a Kangaroo's pouch for a few weeks, until somebody shot the Kangaroo I was in, and nearly killed me. They took me back to their house, where I was given food and clothes, and was able to call my family and tell them that our donkey was most likely gone, and that the tiger killed me, and the whole shebang. Finally, they hung up on me, which was really heartbreaking for me. Then I sailed to the United States, fought through Immigration with a stick, and currently live in Massachusetts.
HAPPY??? THAT'S WHY MY LIFE SUCKS! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crybaby.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif

BLACKANGEL
well name one

Baylin
Funny life has many points but is also quite pointless!

dave123
two reasons
1) you've got a perveted mind
2) i typed that hoping someone would pick up on it roll eyes (sarcastic)

BLACKANGEL
confused

MC Mike
dave is foolish...

MC Mike
We must be brothers! eek!

dave123
thank you smile

MC Mike

§pearhead
now THAT is random...

Baylin
I hate random!

BLACKANGEL
poor u. hugs.

MC Mike

§pearhead
answer using all quotes...not that random is a bad thing. i live off of random stuff. my entire life is like a giant cameo appearance. im used to it.

JKozzy
At least somebody sympathizes with me! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/hug.gif

BLACKANGEL
blah.

BLACKANGEL
luv ya!

JKozzy
big grin u 2 wink

§pearhead
kozzy is the biggest joke in this universe...pay no heed to the fellow. though for the record, that is the funniest little anecdote ive read in a while.

BLACKANGEL
embarrasment see what u did to me stick out tongue

MC Mike

BLACKANGEL
hey thats mean.

§pearhead
eh, its all in good fun. i know him personally, so ill take a shot at him while i can. wink

JKozzy

Gotwa
Life is such a waste. smile

Baylin
confused

dave123
if life is a waste, why not go out and get wasted?

§pearhead
to which? insults or compliments? STOP CONFUSING ME! IM DUMB, OK?

JKozzy
I didn't think you had any relation to that black guy... I was wrong. blink

*runs away*

MC Mike
thumb upThat should be in a philosophy book.

Baylin
I am wasted! My skills and talents are being used up by worthless dregs of human society

§pearhead
ooh...what a bust. thats harsh.

jacksparrow22
so we both have perverted minds......YAY! I PICKED UP ON IT!smart is that something to be proud of? confused

dave123
and i made it up all by myself smart

MC Mike
What the f**k?

BLACKANGEL
thats stupid. he might get himself killed.

dave123
just be proud of whatever you are yes

MC Mike
roll eyes (sarcastic)

JKozzy
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/jerry.gif

BLACKANGEL
lol

yerssot
*reads threadtitle*
think I'll join the group of around 4 billion people who will say "yes"

jacksparrow22
yay! i can conquer the world! Happy Dance







or not... laughing out loud

§pearhead
you can do whatever you want if u set your mind to it... go ahead, conquer the world. its there for the taking.

yerssot
just get in line

Baylin
Here have it its ruined anyway *hands world over*

dave123
*takes world*

§pearhead
seriously the world is a piece of shit. SHIT I TELL YA!

JKozzy
And we live on it laughing out loud

yerssot
better not sit down than

§pearhead
too late for that.

Baylin
the shits in the crap we pump into the air from factories and guess what we breath?

yerssot
chocolate?

JKozzy
shit? *gaspmafoodle*

Baylin
Oh I wish!

JKozzy
yes

yerssot
join the club

Baylin
Just think if chocolate ran the world I would be happy not sad!

§pearhead
i only breathe chocalate air in my happy place...and you only get that from one thing! *grabs closest drugs...*

yerssot
hmmm...food ....

Baylin
*hands over laxatives*Oh well if you insist...

§pearhead
heh...good one

mailedbypostman
Hate it. Know everything. Don't know what happens after death.

MC Mike
I do. blink

Veralidaine
yer i hate it........
suks rite now...hope it gets better.....

Gotwa
Why are there so many people who love life? I need a long-time companion that enjoys hating life as much as I.. stick out tongue

MC Mike
thumb down Life is like crap. First it is wet. Then it stinks. Later, it drys up. Finally, it decomposes. But where is the good part?

...I have no idea.

mailedbypostman
Don't worry, if you are not satisfied with the quality of your meal, you may send it back and get it renewed at 1-800-L-I-F-E-

Veralidaine
laughing out loud..........but seriously....i do hate my life.......

mailedbypostman
We're honored to be your only friends.

MC Mike
thumb upThen call 1-800-HOBO-HUT! We'll set you up with a cardboard box, two matches, and a newspaper and let you out in the streets! The ULTAMITE survival test! Company does not take blame for any psychological, physical, or sexual damages attained in the course of your testing.

Veralidaine
rolling on floor laughing

mailedbypostman
I love the KMC forums, their the only people who "understand."
P.s.: I can make smilies without clicking the smilys in the smily section. messed big grin :confused embarrasment :cool

BLACKANGEL
good for u stick out tongue

BLACKANGEL
vera and im your friend

Veralidaine
smile weally? embarrasment tankies........n to everyone else who says dey my frwend...happy

mailedbypostman
Um....*Wonders if now would be a good time to mention he lied.*

BLACKANGEL
im ur friend big grin

BackFire
No, I love being alive.

mailedbypostman
Even though you're dead.

BLACKANGEL
bunny

mailedbypostman
Hops with her.

BLACKANGEL
com on vera let all three of us hop together.

mailedbypostman
1_337

Veralidaine
big grin yay, me+B.A=frwends.....

i shall now hop! bunny bunny bunny

Veralidaine
sad mailed lied......*sobs....*

BLACKANGEL
ok no more hoping lets dance. Happy Dance

mailedbypostman
l) il) y0l_l l_lnderstand?

BLACKANGEL
i understand this one. not the number one.

Veralidaine
ha! did i understand! yes....

BLACKANGEL
what? understand what? im lost.

Veralidaine
oh...i meant what he was typin......he typed...'did you understand...'
unless, i'm de one who's confused...messed

Captain REX
Why hate your life if you're stuck with it? If you kill yourself you just go to hell, live with it!

BLACKANGEL
true

LarryTheArch
i wunder what wud happened if u killed urself cuz u had an extremely painful death in stor for u (like a sikness or sometin)

Veralidaine
i tink sum pl prilly wood do dat, becoz dey cood not handle the constant pain in their life.......

Baylin
If I was terminally ill and could no longer function normally I'd want to die!

Veralidaine
yer me too....*nods yes....*

Baylin
Its a shame euthanasia is illegal in the UK... evil face

Veralidaine
messed laughing out loud

LarryTheArch
the UK is now officaially gay then

Veralidaine
laughing out loud

Tired Hiker
How does anyone really know if you go to hell when you kill yourself? I mean, c'mon?!!!

Baylin
What gay as in happy? Doubt it, its pretty miserable where I live

Baylin
Cos I killed my self and was resusitated, when I came round i found it was hell alright, why they couldnt leave me dead I dont know! mad stick out tongue (jk)

Veralidaine
yeh, TH, me always wondered bout dat.......lyk ow do u know if dere is really a hell or heaven.....?

Tired Hiker
I think Heaven and Hell are both places on Earth. It is up to us to keep them in balance so we can enjoy the pleasures along with the pains.

Veralidaine
ey, datz a really good theory yes

Baylin
Wise words my friend, life is definately what you make it!

Tired Hiker
Thanks man. I don't know where I pulled that out of. Sometimes I think I'm Jesus.

Veralidaine
rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud

Baylin
No that would be schizophrenia... stick out tongue

Veralidaine
ha! eek! yes it wood! rolling on floor laughing

Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, that's right. laughing out loud laughing

Veralidaine
eek! rolling on floor laughing confusion!.....messed

LindsIsTightK
Normally I am perfectly okay with the way my life is going, but right now, I wish I could be anybody else but me.

Veralidaine
dun wory, i feel de same way........

badkittykitty
awh...linds,I dont know what happened but I am very sorry you feel that way sad *hugs X 1000* I hope you will be feeling happy soon!

Tired Hiker
Yeah Linds, *hugs Linds and gives her a little flower* Hope you get better.

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