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Hi, I'm Ford,
I'm a really good friend of Lara's. and I'm looking to make some connections.
BTW: I like anthing to do w/ cars, PS2 and BMX Biking.

a friend of Lara is one of mine!
welcome aboard!

That really is a clieche yerss. Hi ford. hows it going?

Ooh, there's another one...

Hi Ford, hope you find what you're looking for here...

Ok it wasnt! but I'm only letting you get away w/ that one because I'm not in the mood for an argument.*deep relentless sigh*

hi ford its barbie u no the original one and only!!!! so wot up 2 mate couldnt u have been lotus elise or somink though not ford. *pulls a sicky* so hows skewl? well gotta go bye

hey? what's wrong?

i pulled a sucky at the thought of a ford

Greetings, Ford

Welcome to the boards.

he will remember this day...

Howdy.

hey hey r u ready to play its time to take a trip with the tweenies!!!!! *going through a funny 24/7/365/15*

what? what are you on about you nutta?

like a said a 24/7 stage ofmadness!

whiiiiiiiiii

??????????????????? what planet are the lot of you on?

*normal voice*
Earth!
*squicky voice*
Mars
*high voice*
Jupiter!
*whispers*
Actually I'm from a total other galaxy!

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Hello Ford. Are you, by chance in the motor vehicle business?

that's for YOU to ask and US to know

no hes still at school but is in love wi cars! shit ones like fords!

not ferrari, or porsche or jaguar...

I drive a Chevy station wagon. Biggest piece of shit you'll ever see!

I need to get new tires, too.

nah lotus elises r the best cars they look sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooo good!

bwa, not bad, but there are better cars...

oh yeh! like the 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500 or Elenor!(from gone in 60 seconds, yet another phat filck!)

Good race cars, like some Porsche or BMW (in lesser account the Ferraris)

Pods?

sure thing

nah lotus elises r the best!

ok, give me some technical info on them then

I dont think she can, she jus likes to look at them.

I thought something like that!

*frowns and raises one eye brow!*

my point exactly!

ha, ha!

are you beeing sarcastic now?

yuo dont know me THAT well yerss! god!
you deside.!

*sob*

Ow, can I decide? cool!

u r all dicks!!!

and we think with them too

some one pass the bucket!
I think I'm gonna spew!

NOt on the floor you won't! I've just cleaned it!

sorry MUM!

Ya shure got that one right

and what exactly are you on, TeCK?

nothing...that`s just me

oh great! another Tex!!!!!!!!*shakes head!*

ha ha u lot make me larf and as u no lara everyone on the boards is on somink!

you can say that again!*sigh*

how rude!

hehe

this isnt a laughing matter! TeCk!

*enters room*
hello

*ignorance!*

ignorance killed the duck

sounds ominous!

yeah! A real shame for the ducks!

Hello!!!!

But didn't curiosity kill the cat?

Who knows, let's party!

it killed the cat too?
We need to stop this madness!

Just don't kill the dog or the mouse now

why? are they the suspects?

Well the dog probaby killed the cat, I just want to save the mouse so I can feed it to a snake at the pet store

the dog Pogo?
-ran over by a car...
the goldfish Goldie?
-eaten by the cat
the cat?
-choked on the goldfish

it probably is going to kill yerss to!!!

What? What did I do now?
Ow I hate curiosity!

just a joke

not funny! T!

I've got big L as protection
Naha! And I like it

are you sure about that?
*aims revolver*

I hope you are going to shoot to someone else WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over there!
You wouldn't shoot dear old me, huh?

Are you pissed at me or something???????!"?!?!??!!

no I'm not pissed at you, it just wasnt funny, I was only being truthful! *sobs!*

*gives her shoulder to cry on*

*pushes BG away*
My shoulder is better for crying on!

*takes advance of the opportunity to hug Lara*

piss off *punches him and breaks his nose!

*runs away from Yerss & BG* stop fighting!

u r an evil ***** i aint talkin 2 u!

No! I wasn't fighting! Really!
Lara, come back! I didn't ment it like that!

why arent you truthfull to me??

Comon girl dont fight, both come home to me , and let me give you both a lesson both of you will not forget!!

zip it Thomas

Harmax offers Lara some tissues
Harmax says hi to BG
Harmax says hi to yerrs
Harmax tells Thomas to beware of both yerss and harmax, because they both are damn good with kung fu


I can go on and make this even more boring .... ( but i won't )

Right put Harmax!
So keep it quiet Thomas!!

I got your back Thomas.

id say u all watch ur back me and lara will kick all ur heads in!!!!

that's going to hurt in the morning

thanks!!
Cover me....
<Tom runs out in the street, yerss starts to fight, yerss soon find out that tom is a bad ass in Aikido....and yerss runs, both the girls to me a to!!
Harmax also runs as a chicken after seeing my moves!!!

sure thing, kiddo

O, why wont the ground open up and swallow me?

because it knows I'll try to save you, again and again!

I think Thomas was right.

And if the ground does open up and swallow someone, it should be yerssot.

I dont believe that even the ground could swallow yerss...he tastes to bad!!
But if he should be hungry..lets hope that he yerss, adn let him stay in there a million of years!!!!!

Yeah, try deoderant, yers. (j/k bud)

you should never have mentiont that..because now he will try it ...and finally he will get some friends and he will never ever visit this board again!!

bleurgh! don't like the taste of that!

heheh, try some more, try one that sais petrolium!!
It tastes very good I promis you! (Joke)

very good one... for you...

yerss would be spat back out if any one tried to eat him!

so don't do it

[

But suddenly Harmax stops in his tracks, turns around, hollers at Yerss to hold on : and then he proceeds to give Thomas a devastating demonstration in the deadly art of Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do, while Yerss takes both the ladies away from this distressingly violent scene and takes them out to dinner - after putting paid to to Thomas, Harmax joins Yerss and the ladies and they all live happily ever after.

I like that part

Yes you would wouldn't you !! How typical you didn't mention anything about my jeet kune do.

Do I have to

Would be nice if you did - after all I did save your butt from Thomas's aikido.

you BOYS are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad!!!

we only do it for your fun

come to me..........i am not sad!!i am a hunk!!!

you are so funny!

Forget Thomas BG - I look like Brad Pitt - honest !!

I am a George clooney and Braad Pitt combination!!

and I'm the normal one around here...

Thought you said on the other thread that you were the local whacko !!

he is...trust me he is!

Brad Pitt! *does goldfish impression* George Clooney! euw!*pulls dicusted face!*
You might wanna sort out that VREY BAD combination T.
Harmax I've got my eye on you!
and yerss! your just glued to my side coz your the best looking out of the lot.

poodoo! You guys must be really ugly!

dont gloat! it is egotistical! and very unattractive.

ok ok ... let me retry...

You guys are ok, here... let me buy you something

Thanks for the compliment....I really look like that!

Or do I.....ok after having checked the mirror...I actually dont look like them!!
Do you have your eyes on me to now Lara??

sure thing Thomas, keep dreaming

Ohhh no!

george cloony is old i dont like him! i like ryan phillipe!!

? hummm! I'm not too sure who Ryan Phillipe is!
what flicks has he been in?

I am a Prinze!!!!!!!

Ryan Phillipe is a pussy. He's been in one good movie: Gosford Park.

George Cloony is a talantless puke also. Brad Pitt is a good actor, though.

hes also been in cruel intentions which is a ****in wicked film

Oh right! now I know who your talking about! he IS fit!

hee hee i told u!

I am a hunk........I am thinking of changing my name to Don Joan Thomas!!!

so we can all have a good laugh

NO!
MY name is now Don Jo thomas!!

Donjon Thomas?

Don Jouan Thomas!!

sure you are, rumor has it he was ugly

hehhe Never heard that one!

me...neither

How do u know he's the best looking of the lot ? You haven't seen me yet !!

(--- Harmax plays a very fast rendition of the jazz song "Autumn Leaves" for Lara, on his newly acquired keyboard ---)

oo all of u seem to have a thing for lara well let me all tell u she is interested in yerss and yerss only. and i love mah!!!

Lucky Mah, he said again.

I guess none of you like me because I keep closing threads like this one... which I rather think has run its course.