Freaky features......
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Veralidaine
ey i was wonderin if neone has ne freaky features bout dem ( i'm talkin natural features...)
for example, ....
one of my eyes is lyk green n de ot'er is blue..i'm being serious....
n i av a scar on ma upper lip, as well as a um....whad ya call it....i tink its a beauty mole, n datz on my cheek, near my lips....so ow bout u guys got sumting freaky!?
stinkfist462
i got like "beauty moles" .... all over my face ... not in a bad way .... and uhh a bunch of scars on me left arm.. mainly from me...
NoComment
i have a freckle on my lip. i dunno if it was freaky but its kinda...weird i guess
burlyman
grammar school, thats g-r-a-m-m-a-r...
stinkfist462
plus i got a few pimples ...
§pearhead
two scars...one on my leg, other just above my left eyebrow.
jacksparrow22
um i can lick my elbow, touch my tongue to my nose, my arms are really hyperextended (aka double jointed),so are my legs but only slightly, i can bring my arms around my back while holding my hands, i can touch my toes to my head, dislocate my shoulders and hips, and put them back in place, basically....i'm a freak show
Veralidaine
aww u got beauty mole 2.
n if i tink i know what ur talkin bout den lemme say dis, if u ever need sumone to talk to, u can always talk to me
trust me, i av a friend, who has scars too from dat....n i help her thru it, she very self conscious 2, so i kinda giv her talks bout it.....
stinkfist462
i can bend my fingers far back...
jacksparrow22
i agree
burlyman
my kinda woman
dave123
very interesting, i can do a roly-poly
Veralidaine
awww....dun be silly, u aint a freak.
dun worry, me double jointed 2.
burlyman
no way! your yanking my chain....
jacksparrow22
yeah i can do that too
stinkfist462
.....
Veralidaine
u funny bastard.......
§pearhead
define "far back". if u mean past 90 degrees then yea me too.
jacksparrow22
yay!
burlyman
i thought everyone could
i did it and my friend got all freaked out.... apparently some people cant do it
NoComment
i have double jointed elbows.....and fingers
dave123
*bows* thank you, thank you, i prefer "funny boy" but that will do
§pearhead
if by natural features you mean slightly insane then sure i fit that category
Veralidaine
*ahem* 'funny boy'
burlyman
you freak of nature
somebody get a cage
Veralidaine
woh, now dis is sumting i didnt expect,
dis thread only got started bout 2 mins ago n alreday reached 2 pgs! *grins proudly n wipes a tear away from eye....*
NoComment
my friend bent her thumb back once, got me freaked
Gotwa
Let's see.. I can kick myself in my head.. I've got a scar in the side of my face from a dog.. I've got scars on my arms and wrists.. scars on my legs.. and I like staring at people with one raised eyebrow.
§pearhead
Its the truly random stuff that can be amazing
§pearhead
really...the scar over my eyebrow is from a dog too. and i like doin the cocked eyebrow thing too.
burlyman
never say that again
§pearhead
perverted minds...everywhere!!!!!!! someday u wont be able to say without someone lookin at u wierdly.
Veralidaine
yanno i agree wit dat.
burlyman
"yanno" ??
jacksparrow22
you know i like you! great minds think alike
Veralidaine
*ahem*
i meant 'you know'
jacksparrow22
this is so great!
§pearhead
so she admits she can speak right...we might be getting somewhere with this
Veralidaine
aaahhhhhh....stop de laughing...*cowers away in corner.....*
stop baggin my freakish accent......
Veralidaine
*ahem* yeh of course i can speak properly, its just easier on here to do it in a short way, and this is the short way i chose..
stinkfist462
GET OUTTA THE CORNER!!!
§pearhead
hey dun worry...i speak kinda funny too, just dont type it out funny...
burlyman
arent you australian though
§pearhead
im beginnin' to wonder if ur "short way" is in fact shorter
jacksparrow22
accent?
while you are typing?
lol i'm just playing with you......you know i love you
burlyman
ohh i thought it was like some kind of milkshake
my bad...
Veralidaine
aww i luv u 2
Veralidaine
*walks away muttering milkshake....*
§pearhead
milkshake? where?
Veralidaine
stinky...ok i'm out of teh corner
spearhead....y cant i type how i usually do?
burly.....yes i'm australian.
burlyman
well your dialect seems to show your inner being is jamaican
jacksparrow22
well, let me put it this way. its hard to read, and involves thinking to translate it into normal english. we are all basically lazy asses that dont want to waste effort. not to mention it is confusing
Veralidaine
oh, ok i'll type normal, jus for u guys, coz everyone else seems to undastand it...
Veralidaine
jaimaican? dude thats cajun! New orleans! confusion..shut up.....i cant...sorry.
Veralidaine
ok, i'm normal now, all is well
jacksparrow22
ooooo do you say new orleans like n'orlens?
§pearhead
now ur gettin harsh about this
burlyman
oh well
jacksparrow22
well sorry all of my friends from new orleans say it like that!!!!
§pearhead
^ thats it right there
Veralidaine
listen, i dont know if u bein smartasses bout this or not.....but i dont talk lyk this,its just on the net that i do, coz its my version of a shortcut, and it hasnt been a problem til now......
§pearhead
we're not...well, at least i aint bein one
if u feel bad i can bring out a boston accent...which i have a very mild case of...
jacksparrow22
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/jerry.gif
jacksparrow22
mild new york accent over here........
or should i say........new yo-ak (phonetically)
jacksparrow22
(all phonetical) i po-ak'd the coah on a doag.
whoever tells me what that says gets a prize!!!
§pearhead
lez go pa'k owa ca's...
jacksparrow22
^ do you live in boston???
RED SOX FAN OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
§pearhead
"i parked the car on a dog."
Veralidaine
*smacks forehead..*
sorry, i thought u were......
really boston? cool
§pearhead
jacksparrow: "I parked the car on a dog"
the red sox kick...
and yes really boston
JKozzy
Ever-so-mild.
GO RED SOX!
.....
jacksparrow22
YAY!!!! you officialy can talk to a new yorker and understand us!!! *places crown on you head*
RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!YANKEES SUCK!!!!!!!
Veralidaine
good old sarcasm......
§pearhead
damn im getting confused again...this happens too often
JKozzy
The world just doesn't get us, that's all.
jacksparrow22
kozzy you are confusing me
§pearhead
have the tables turned? hes usu. the confused one.
jacksparrow22
um. yeah. so.
well i am a huge red sox fan...i dont know why
and it hard being anti-yankees here.........
Gotwa
I also like to pull out lighters, threaten to light people's hair on fire, and pull out various weaponry. I'm a violent person.
Gotwa
And please, learn to atleast TYPE proper english.
§pearhead
gotwa, in case u haven't noticed, weve had a break through.
to sparrow: i could believe so...yanks fans here have a hard time just living...
jacksparrow22
lol i would imagine so..... damn yankees fans showing of their behinds so i went inside and grabbed yankees suck shirt and my "yankee beating stick" (have you ever heard that song?)......i actually have a yankee beating stick......
§pearhead
the yankees suck song is hilarious...WAAF, WBCN, and WEEI are playing it constantly during baseball season...and i laugh everytime i hear it.
Gotwa
A breakthrough isn't good enough.
§pearhead
its improvement enough...
Gotwa
I said learn, not attempt.
§pearhead
*sigh* good point...
jacksparrow22
i only downloaded it...no chance in hell that a station here would play it....they play "rock the red sox is what we do and we'll have a party like we always do, come on yankees you know what you can do lets gooooo goooo" yeah, it sucks immensely. just like the yankees. cocky (i used that word on purpose) little b*stards (can i say that?)
§pearhead
boston is great. we'll rub dirt in NY's faces any day...and the yanks (similarly, i use that on purpose) try to be all respectable about it...pff.
jacksparrow22
the red sox are going to be really good this year!
§pearhead
heh we say that every year...SOME day well be right.
jacksparrow22
well the players seem pretty good this year...and they have the acceleration from the playoffs for the world series (hopefully)......god i just love them!!!
§pearhead
yeh i hope they do good; just it seems hoping for the sox is a lost cause
Gotwa
Baseball inside freaky features? Move it elsewhere..
§pearhead
neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr
jacksparrow22
the topic of freaky features is waaaaay gone, my friend.
§pearhead
u want freaky features? go make a thread about that!
jacksparrow22
i have to go now.....wrapping xmas presents!!!!
my dad just goes "well, i have a beans problem" and everyone looks at him, expecting something, and he goes "well those LL beans boots just dont fit, the 10 is too big, the 9 is too small." but he was totally serious........aaaah god the randomness of it all
dont miss me too much, everyone!
§pearhead
'lright...see ya
silver_tears
Ill just bump in and say I can do alot of weird things
silver_tears
Well like put my feet behind my head. and lick my nose, and bend my fingers very far backwards, and I took gymnastics and dance so I can bend weirdly
§pearhead
ok...im just insane...thats why im here
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