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ok. there is this 6th grader ( i am in 8th grade). she likes me. no no wait. she LOVES me. no no still wrong. SHE IS GOD DAMN MOTHER ****ING OBBSESSED WITH ME!!!!!! it is really creepy. she says that i look like Benji from Good Charlotte. just cause i have long black spiked hair and look good in eyeliner does not mean i am BENJI. she is also obbsessed with bacon. yes the pig fat cooked in grease bacon. so here is what i have to say. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR ****ING BACON AND SHOVE IT UP BENJI"S ASS!!! she leaves me notes around in my locker and in my class folders. she CALLS MY HOUSE. i have no ****ing idea how she got my number. she follows me. she gos down the 8th grade hall just to see me. she has my schedule AND FOLLOWS THAT TOO! she waits for me outside my classes. and you know what. i found out today. that she SNIFFS THE ****ING SEAT I SIT IN. we have the same spanish teacher. and her seat is only a few seats away from mine. so when my spanish period is done, a few clases later, she comes in and SNIFFS MY SEAT, she kicks the person that sits ther during that period out of it so she can sniff it and talk to it and pretend i am there. THAT IS JUST ****ING SCARY. i have tried everything to get her away from me. i have faked a girlfriend. hugged other girls in front of her. told her friends i was gay, cussed her out in notes. and she still wont ****ing leave me alone. what do you all think about this?

and yes, the weird dude with the makeup and red and black spikes is me on halloween. this is what i really look like. (minus the makeup) but otherwise, thats me.

well dont u think cussing her hurts her feelings.

ignore her i guess, if you haven't already been doing so, if you're mean to her the extra attention make make her think you like her or something, i learned that the hard way. see if she can take a hint

i doubt it. she probly those people who cant take a hint.

ignore her then
is he even on to read my adice?

he will later.

good

trust me nothing works!!

you know in your pic you have safty pins haging from your face, maybe if you wore that to school, it will turn her off

hey SF.

nope... she likes that sorta stuff. NOTHIN WORKS!

good luck then

if she likes that sorta stuff, change ur style (just for one day) and pretend to like her. You obsess over her, and she'll leave you alone, believe me, it works.

U think that's bad? I got this guy in year 11, same year as me, and he follows me around everywhere...apparently to his friends, he never shuts up about me, but i'm only in one class with him but he knows too much about me, it's getting to the point where it's scaring me...help!

kick him in the nuts. that would put me off any girl

oh man just send her notes back unopened fart in your chair stuff like that that'd be hilarious!

yeah!

but that wont work either ....

:rolleys: because NOTHING works...hehe

well its still in planning but me and justin .... nah i dont want to tell ...

what are you talking about?

hey send her notes from a secret admirer just make sure they can't be traced back to you to get her attention off you then after awhile just stop sending em and there ya go her minds off you and your a free man again *remembers highschool days* great times

i think the person will asume they're from him

lol.....

Stalkers like the girl PH is talking about usually don't stop until they make a scene in front of the whole school that involves crying and throwing something. If she persists after that, you may want to hire someone to kill her.

Just Kidding, by the way! For all you parents spying on me!

Hey hey, you should take that as a compliment..

I know stalkers can get creepy, i have one or two.. but my mate Ian sorts them out

She likes, you, take it as a compliment, be nice to her, but tell her, ''luv, there is no chance in HELL we are gonna get together''..ok, maybe not as harsh as that, but you get the idea...

If you are not intereseted tell her...if she creeps you out, tell her that..maybe she doesnt release you see her as a stalker...

Kill her before she kills you! Before it's too late!

or take Hikers advice....his advice will result in a hilarious outcome!

Yes, death is funny!

Mhm...! Most deffinitvily...in some cultures it is celebrated...because re-incarnation will happen...

Maybe the Stalker will die and come back as a soccer player!

LMAO!

Mhm...i think so too....

or mebbe, take de less 'forced' approach, n insted tell her dat ur really aint interested, n dat u dun appreciate all tha bullsh*t dat she does, well dont exactly say the whole 'bullsh*t' ting, but u know what i mean, perhaps wen u threaten her, it only encourages her to only pursue u to a more heightened extent......

i have the same classes as justin and this is like a new breed of stalker ... its unreal

tanks stinky .....


yeh shes seems pretty f*cked up.. man sniffin de seat, wtf!?
geez, i've had a few stalkers in my day, but dey sure as hell didnt do sh*t lyk dat....

I agree with Vera...everyone has stalkers at some point...im not suggesting you do it, but i use my stalkers if they refuse to leave me alone...then you see how much of a b!tch i can be and run away...

Mostly stuff like, can you dothis for me, can you get me that, can i borrow this.....

datz a good one...i shud try dat.
but sumtimed i'm sure it wud jus piss u off dat dey seem to put u on a gold throne, lyk u dere hole world.....

BUT SHE IS A BACON LOVEING STALKER!!!

No, seriously, you'll be amazed how well it works...

Borrow they fave shirt, then ruin it or spill something on it....they'll never bother you again!!

ewww... her shirt is prolly all bacon greased filled....

What about CDs? she got any...brake or scratch her fave CD!! geez people, dont know how to deal with stalkers..these are the people you can MANIPULATE the most...and its easy!!

nothing works..... trust me .... we tried everything....

i dunno if i cood b cruel to a stalker tho..it is, very so much flatterin.....but, mebbe i cood if dey really pissed me off, lyk to the 'sniffin mah seat' kinda extent gawd datz freeky.......

throw acid on hur face! ha! evil..nah....dat a little too cruel, but mebbe i guess try my approach, i'm well known to my friends fo givin good advice, dey always cum to me if dey av a problem *grins wit pride*......

Its not being cruel, its just making the most out of the bad situation...

you have not tried all....im sure of that...

yer, dere has to b other possibiltie

oh yes we have .... cruel , nice , mean , threats , hate , fake girlfriends, the works. .

threats? hate?

Do you really think threatening her will make her go away...yeah, im sure ....amatures!

.*nervous laugh* um..so he has trie to b nice?

lil B>>>>>>

It seems to me, they are liking the stalking...gives them something to b!tch abaout... pffffft

lol... well we tried everything pretty much .. one note said it wont happen and lets be friends... but she crossed out parts of it to make it say stuff like yeah lets go out and shit like that..

woh...now.datz..um..realy.freeky...n..annoying..and....F*CK MOVE SCHOOLS!!!!!!!!

hey all

elo nickle

ha! i lyk ur sig!

thanx

silv .. you knwo teh stalker .. tell the people bout it..

np

stinky>>>>>

yeh, plz tell me even more bout de freeky ass stalker!
i need to know what evil is

*blows a kiss to stinky*

*blows a ... **** it ..... walks up to vera and kisses her*

witch stalker??

elisha ... 6th grade ...

*kisses bak...*

oh... lol...yea she's preaty messed up

shes a new breed of stalker
NuStalker ..
lol thats what i call her

*mutters Nustalker....*

hehe

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OMG THAT LOOKS LIEK HER

nickle>>>>>OMG, dat face..

stinky>>>>> dude u never stop bein funny!

... then you dont know the world of nickle... he sounds lame but when you meet him

jus when you see him you laugh your ass off

i wonder if i have a pic of myself on here??

nope... mookie got her camera..... so uhh our pics will be here in time ..

no i dont

damn i hope she doesent post them every wear

The first stalker that I ever had in college turned from a quiet little freshmen into a voracious hot cake! She ended up hooking up with my room mate probably just to spite me. It's okay, I was getting other play at the time.

silv... who do i look like that these people might know ?

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^ afro boy ..

i dunno

silv looks like a 6 year old ... with a semi afro .... half of it is bleached the other is natural...

TH>>>>>well tis good dat u has sumone else to play wit

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lol.. yeah sure is...

stinky>>>> 6 yr old...

orrr...

he does ..... !!!

aww.i'm sure he dont..

!!!! his eyes look like there 4 but his height bumps it 2 more years
2+4=6

get something to do to take your mind off your stalker. she will probably still stalk you but you wont notice it as much or set her up with someone maybe in some sick way she'll go out with him because you told her to. i don't know, i'm usually the one stalking the person so it's worth a try.

yea right

*mutters 2+4=6...*
awwww....den he mus look cute

freaky

pretend to be a preppy or something if she likes Good Charlotte that'll turn her off like this dude in my class named Noah who is kind of...well not even kind of....he's so f***ing gay and preppy you wouldn't believe him if I was that girl I'd hate this kid so just act exactly like that--talk in a high voice to everybody and make really stupid "funny" comments if that doesn't work nothing will

we try but she is toooooo focused on justin ..

yep i rekin 'preppy' will work

If there is one kind of person I hate in this world it is preppies can't stand em they drive me crazy

she is a preppy ... who tries to be goth .... but she isnt anywhere close...... she is a poser .....

naaaa... then the stalker will like you more becouse ur "smart"

exactly ....

a.. "whana-be"

EXACTLY!!!

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"look its justin"

where ?

de smiley he posted b4 what he sed....

oh... i thought he was on ...

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i poke justins contact a lot!

why???

cause it strangely amuses me...

if there was only a that was actuly smilyng

<<< seizure laugh

seizure!!

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JJEZZZZ SILV !!!!

i hate clowns (random statement)

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i hate spiders..*shivers*

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RUN SILV!!

{notice how the conversation slowly drifted away from stalkers}

*fights back with sniper*

*punches sivl*

*than starts a gedy battle*http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/starwars.gif

to the fighting club we shall go!!!

k
cya there

Dude preppies are anything BUT smart... their vocabulary seems to be limited to the words "like", "oh my god", and "shopping". Plus they do nothing but talk most of the day.. and when they can't talk they try to use a series of hand motions to communicate across the room god I hate em