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So earlier today I went to get my haircut and instantly fell madly in love with my 'stylist'

Now mind you Tex doesn't usually hand out his digits, but I was chatting with this girl and she seemed so sweet and really nice.

So I start asking her if she has a boyfriend and of course she didn't! Said she hasn't had one in years! And she started to blush! OMG! That was so hot!

And then all of her gay stylist co-worker friends began giggling!! That was even hotter!

Needless to say I gave her a big tip and my phone number! Extra tip!

She called me ten minutes ago and we're going out Tuesday night!

I haven't been on a date for a looooong time!

Wish me luck!

Good luck!

Uh-oh. Go Tex. Have fun

ok...gl

Sweet Right On, Tex!!! Good Luck!!!!

any ideas why

and of course, good luck

good luck tex!

Good luck Tex! We want details when u get back

Good luck m8.

OMG!! im jealous!

Good Luck Tex! Hope it goes well

i must admit, thats a rather wierd way of meeting someone

My hair stylist is a stripper part-time.

LOL!!

I'm serious.. o.o

tex, i just thought of something. watch her be on kmc and see you here and it will be like ummmm hello there

my hair stylist is a women!

There's no such thing as a wierd way to meet someone in the realm of love. Wierd or no, at least it's a way.

Get this my hair stylist was on Paradise Hotel on FOX! And lasted a very long time!!

Yeah, but can she tight-rope walk across a canyon while playing an accordion and solving the riddle of 'Stonehenge?'

i can!!!!

























well not really

Of course you can!

If you mean laying me back and sailing the seven seas...then..I WISH!!!

I'm not sure if that's what I meant, dies, but I'll go with it.

How dare you!!! You promised me that I was the only one you needed, you got my name tatooed on your back, and we got our privates pierced together, don't you remember?

I know I have a girlfriend, but that's totally different!! Bjork would be disapointed in you, assface bastard!!!



Good luck Tex, although you probably won't need it, you are one hot biatch.

Ahhh! That's so sweet, BF!

Don't get me wrong, I know that wasn't toward me. But that was sweet nonetheless.

tuesday hmm *gets ninja/prowling outfit ready*...have fun tex

Luck Tex
Knock her dead and I don't mean with your constant babbling about bjork

Good luck tex and yes u better tell us all the dirty lil details when u get back. Ill be waiting impatiently

dude that's awesome

hey by the way what she look like age height weight her color br size etc. just kidding it doesnt matter cause if she is going out with u she most be insanly hot because the diva has very high standarz im sure

well judging by bjork I doubt that

And why is that

yea I saw ur pic tex ur a handsome devil u should be fighting them girls off with a stick every day. but ne way bye everyone i am going to watch puming iron two i never saw it. Tex good luck on ur date brother

You know I was a closet Paradise Hotel fan diegocala! Which girl are you referring to?

Sorry BF! It's over! You're too much of a **** for my tastes!

We'll her name is Jenny, I'm guessing she's about 5'8", long curly black hair, green eyes (contacts I think), she's 19, goes to college, studying Marketing and B-Law, working at Toni&Guy to pay for school, lives with her parents and favorite band is Jane's Addiction.

I'm taking her out to dinner and maybe to some club, but seeing as its a Tuesday no really good ones will be open so I might take her to a movie instead!

You can tell she's totally classy, no first date funny business if you get my drift!

try to touch her cooch.

i suddenly have to go to the salon...

good luck texy! bang her once 4 me jk

GOOOO TEX

she's just jealous

dont worry, I would be too

me and tex it aint gonna work but I was thinking of someone else

WHO WHO WHO???

what ya think?

nvm I already know

YOU DO!!!!!

you do, who?

OMG!! GOOD LUCK GIRLFRIEND!!! mhm mhm!!

...is it duckface?

mhm mhm *snap snap*

Im sure its duckface..hes NOT very...nice looking

you know it!!

haha! Ian did that to me this morning at about 9am...i was like

Now he has it as his screen name on MSN!

good luck Tex!!

omg
Luck Tex

I know....my sayings seem to be contagious!

cough

YOu have nasty cough there Jez...you might wanna go get that checked out...

roflmao shouldn't eat that kind of stuff

ARGH!! People are sick..poor puppy....it should have been cooked first!!

Thank you for your fabulous well wishes dolls!

Hopefully she's not some freakazoid!

Taking my mace just in case!

aaaaaawww

no it aint gonna work either Liv is already going out with him so hes taken.... awww well I already got someone else!

OMG Tex you said ''freakazoid''! Very good...you get a brownie for using one of my well used words!

FREAKAZOID hehehe

I used to watch freakazoid... it was cool!!

LOOK AT MY SIG!!!

You go girlfriend!!

this thread is overflowing with oestrogen...

lol

Kristen She no longer works there though, got too big for her tight ass pants I guess!

haha.....good old testosterone!

hmm..

Wow..MM has been revising biology...

biology is the bane of my life

yeh...gotta love reproduction...

tsk tsk tsk...when i was your age MM...times were different then

hmm..

Sigh... thanks Tex {!} My status as the "dateless wonder" has officially been sealed.

With nails.

Steel ones.

Lots of 'em.

ha like im ever gonna get a date!

we will be sad together!

Well that's something at least. I'm not alone!

Don't worry korri - keanu's gonna notice you some day...

yeah woteva

UGH! I have potential people who would like to take me out on a date or 12...there is a small problem of them being extreamly creepy and absolutely not my type.. just my luck...

I should move to Italy...plety of my types there!!

well im desperate

Korri I KNOW THIS GUY!!! HES PERFECT FOR YOU!!!

*moves to italy*

ur a year older than me

*beats the crap out of matrix man* well Korri dont listen to those ignorant people we all know its: KEANU REEVES!!!!

mmmmmm Italians...oo oo I want to know how many guys here are Italians.. probably none...there is only Luana thats from Italy here, and shes a girl!!

year older and a year wiser!

yeh well u aint gettin any younger honey.... dont worry i'll come visit u in the senior citizens centre....bring u some prune juice for ur bowels etc...

hahaha..me and my typos!!

That is if your senior citizen home lets you out...

typo...jus kiddin dont mind me

umm....i'll still be a young'n by the time ur in one of them homes! dnt worry bout me!

ok, this is getting tedious, so...

Good luck Tex, and let us know how it went...

What kind of guy brings a mace with him on a date...

mace....u know those tiny sprays that divas carry so that if they're attacked they can spray their assailant and run away....the stuff police use...

Did i ask what mace was?

fine im off

ooooh what happened?

bye...

oh i c

omg lil, I am sooooo laughin my ass of right now

CLAVIS SHOULD READ THIS!!!

*is reading* and yeah I did a joke on that one yeah but erm well Liv is going out with him lil so thats damn funny *laughs her ars off*

I AM NOT

I ****ing hate his ****ing....EVERYTHING!

thats not very nice

trust me, if you'd know duckface you'd feel the same way

LMFAO


i cant belive it BF u actully made me forget about the pain in my legs thank u

Good luck Tex, hope it goes well!

Don't tell her your a mod on a website, chicks don't dig it.


Could I get a free haircut BTW?

Tex on a date with a girl that can't be right, Tex I thought you batted for the other side?

and you would know this because.....

He is a mod too!!!

I know