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Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

So, who would you like your santa to be this year, and what would you like him/her to bring you!!

This year...i wouldnt mind Benjamin Bratt being my santa...

He can climb down my chimney any day of the year...

http://www.jupeal.com/Actores/Benjamin_Bratt/BenjaminBratt.jpg

johnny depp and i want him to bring himself

Ooooh, this will take some thinking

That's so funny, cuz everone says I look just like Benjamin Bratt!

*goes to check TH's piccy*

as if you havent got a poster of hiker on your wall anyway......

Everyone says I have Bratt's charisma.

What?! I have a big massive one made up out of 20 A4 pages...its more like a wall paper...but yeah..i have biiiiiiiiiiiiig poster of Preston!

are you sure they dont say you have a brat's charisma

doesnt everyone?

Hiker...pick a person you look like!! Is it Depp or Bratt....?! which one!!!

Y'know, it's not like I make this stuff up! Do you think I like being told how much I look like Depp and Bratt and Bloom and DiCapprio all the time? I mean every day it's like, "thank you Mr. Depp" or "Have a nice day, Mr. Del Toro!" I'ts really tough, y'know. I can't be an actor because they always say, "Sorry, if we wanted someone who looks like Depp to play the role, we will just get Depp." I hear that a lot too. Depp actually spoils my game.

Silly me.... how could i even think that!!

I am amazed, in fact that, you managed to look like all these people!!

Oh, that could have also been the case.

I guess you can be my santa too...some other year!

I'm so jealous of that Bratt guy! What a jerk.

Why?!

Hes foxxxey if ya ask me!! mmmmmmmmmm

Hiker, who would you like to be your santa then?!

As for who I'd want to be my Santa? I don't know, I don't really ever have the romantic fantasy of a man sliding down my dirty chimney and then making sweet love to me.

What is a 'him/her'? Is that like a chick with balls?

HAHAH! Too funny!

Yeah...sure!

Whatever rocks your boat and finds your remote....

I wouldn't mind Orlando Bloom or don't tell Korri but Keanu Reeves mhhhhhh

Wait a minute... WHERE THE HELL IS MY REMOTE!?

did the font on this site get really big or is it just me

Maybe a chick with balls could help you find it....

bad images there

Mrs Man

View>Text Size>Medium or whatever

wheres view?

Oh! Thanks!

hold CTRL and roll the mouse ball up (assuming you have one)

^^^Uppppp there!

it worked!!!!




but why?

woah!

i'm guessing at some point, you accidentally held CTRl and scrolled down

i am dave the wise

Lils, I want you to be my special Santa, that's why I'm jealous of Bratt! Jeez, did you just want to hear me say it, Lils, is that it!

Thats it Hiker i just wanted you to hear you say it...
you are soooo much sexier than Benjamin...and maybe 10 years younger too..

Good thread Lil! I know which actor I want to be my santa baby

http://www.angelfire.com/fl2/kathe/images/grosse1.jpg

Hes still foxxey mhm mhm
Lils got good taste

oooooh man John Cusack!!!

*faints* next year...mmmm next year

mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm yummy John Cusack who not only has the looks, but the personality and the gift of humor!

Everyone always says I look like John Cusack! No, this time for reals! In highschool everyone said I reminded them of Lloyd Dobbler.

Ok..i think because we love all these people, we should just get Hiker to be the santa..then we get bit of Benjamin Bratt *faints*, bit of Johnny Depp *dies* and bit of John Cusack *faints and dises again*

*tries to revive lil with cold water*

That would be fine by me!

When I was in High School, Say Anything was like my 'Bible Movie.' I used to idolize John Cusack, that's probably why I'm so damn cool.

*gives Hiker a ''reveling'' santa outfit*

There are MANY houses to visit...

I love John Cusack..i like the way he looks and acts...hes not overly great looking, but his attitude is just...wow...he has that something that not many guys do...

I think hes sexy

For an older guy type of thing

If I were a woman or a gay male, I'd want to bone Cusack too!

as tex would say........I would totally bang him!

Some guys look better as they get older...Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Mel Gibson, Benjamin Bratt...etc...

and of course...John Cusack

What about Nick Nolte? Do you women with fine taste find Nick to be sexy and worthy of being Sexy Santa?

I dont find him attractive i never had...

Dark and tall for me..i dont dig blondeness..

unless.... hmmmm....i DO dig few blondnesses

Because ever since I saw HULK, I've chosen Nick Nolte as my new Idol.

Nick Nolte pulls little girls hair

Exactly! In 'Say Anything' with the boom box outside his car *faints*

hmm..yeah!

Well techicly, i had Hulk on DVD before you... Not by choice however...i got it for Crimbo from a mate....

heh!! Hulk reminds me of Homer Simpson...

''Homer mad''

I did that to my ex'girlfriend outside her bedroom window palying "in your eyes." And she died laughing! I have my moments.

Diane Court: Are you shaking?
Lloyd Dobler: No.
Diane Court: You're shaking.
Lloyd Dobler: I don't think so.
Diane Court: You're cold.
Lloyd Dobler: I don't think I am.
Diane Court: Then why are you shaking?
Lloyd Dobler: I don't know. I think I'm happy.

Hmm, I never heard this one! My new idol? Pulling a little girl's hair? Please tell more! I may have to de-idolize him.

OMG!!

I would bang u right then and there, that is the sweetest thing ever!

Lloyd Dobler - "I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."

She probably did

So, did she Tired?

I won't go into what she did to me that night. I don't kiss n' tell.

oooooooook, lets move on!

Heath Ledger...mhm! him...down my chimney...with that messy hair....mhm!! im liking the idea!!

I don't suck and tell or *uck and tell either.

You're no fun Tired Hiker.




























JK, we love you no matter what!

hahaha....

Seriously, I'd have to pm you if you wanted to know what we did that night.

is that an option?

jk... I'm not that interested.

are u really romantic Tired Hiker?

Hey, there were some wild stories i heard from Hiker....

I can be. I have to have the right person to be romantic with. Chemistry is essential with my romantiscisms.

Same here...i think thats with most people that are romantic...

awwwwwwwww

When I was 20 and my ex was 18, we went on a cruise that she set up through her work, Safeway. It was a 7 day cruise on Royal Caribbean Cruise Line. We were young and adventurous and it was about as romantic as could be. I think she's the one who got away.

hahaha...

im sorry...

I'm sorry Tired Hiker, but you have those memories... I haven't had a true love yet

I havent..and i dont have anyone at the moment...maybe because all my friends are male, i find it hard to find a boyfriend..or maybe other reasons...uglyness?

I should find her and ask her to marry me!

dont go looking for love, just let it come to you

but still, look for a boyfriend, gotta have something to keep you occupied...

Lil, I've seen your pic, you are not ugly. No way, no how.

thats so....nice Davism! funny boy is also sensitive boy!!

Thanks Bid but...there has to be an explanation for my singleness and me attracting horrible arseholes..so im either horrible person or im ugly...



Dave>

thanks lil

everyone loves me today, got my own song

How old are u Lil? If u don't want to say it on here, PM me.

look in her profile

Love sucks. Bah Humbug. That's how I feel lately.

Im 18, but i'll be 19 in feb 12th! Im aquarius! That was totally irrelevant, but im proud of being aqarius..we rock

oops, sorry

Lil, all the guys your age are assholes, believe me, I know. There are very few who are acceptional.
Or maybe I love Loyd Dobler a little too much therefore my expectations are too high *thinks for a minute* nah...

yes we do

haha yeah....

so...hmm....which other Santa would you like to ''hurry down your chimney''

That pic of that hot naked model that I think Saucy posted.. I wish I could find that pic again. He had the santa's hat on, and the hay... he was FINE! I wouldn't mind him coming down my chimney.

see...dave is one!! Aqarious that is...

another santa I'd like to see crawl out from my chimney would have to be Jennifer O'Connely in the little fish net stalkings with the santa hat dangling down to her ass!!! Yeah baby!!!

You got that right....oo i liked that piccy...

*runs off to go put a mask on*

who else Lil?

hahahaha, this reminds me of a story... In science, our teacher's daughters were in a christmas festival type thing. They're all like juniors in highschool and older. Well, one of them, was singing Santa baby and she was in dress and everything. Well, they had a act for it, with Santa an Mrs. Claus holding him down from going to her. Well, during the entire thing the camera was shaking... sick haha

damn

Im looking for a perfect piccy of a guy i want down my chimeny..

*comes back with mask on, and nothing else*

I'd want to see Lara Dern slide down my chimney and then slide up my other chimney! YowZa!!! Did I say that?

He will do more than enough

i wouldn't mind someone doing that

OK...every single guy, in every single diet coke comercial..if they cant all fit though the chimney than through windows, doors, whatever...

OOOOOH...Dite Coke Men...

hey, it's like a white me

*changes into sexy Miss Claus outfit and sings Santa Baby*

sure it is force I think I'm in love.......
I wouldn't mind him coming down my chimney

Oh my god, I know you all hate her, but Paris Hilton could slide down my chimney any day of the week, christmas or not.

*watches bid and writes santa a very detailed letter*

Silver will hate me for this but, jlo could slide down my chimney to...

*walks up to Force* do you think you could slide down my chimney Christmas Eve?

DOWN MY CHIMNEY!!!OOOOH BABY!

http://www.canoe.ca/PeopleImagesR/rowe_brad_160.jpg

anyday now

I look just like him!

np babe, but it might last until christmas day

tsk tsk tsk Hiker, Hiker...you know you can slide down my chimney any time of the year...

hey, we never gave Tired his Santa outfit. *hands Tired Hiker a Hulky Santa Outfit like they have in California* put this on and take your seat, Santa

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/drool.gif

*takes his seat, wondering what is going on and if he will survive*

wow, that's alopt of exercise, me and you should be in tip top shape afterwards

mmm hmmmmm no holiday calories this year

*sits on Tired Hiker's lap* I want a whip, and handcuffs, and a leather outfit, and a collar with matching leash

sorry to interupt
but I found the one

he can slide down my chimney any day or night
just look at those eyes

ooooh baby!!

i sure hope you can make it through the night, cuz i'm not sure that i can hold back

I can make it especially if I have my new toys

Yeah sure, I mean, if you ask like that, whatever you say! I'll even throw in the keys to the handcuffs.

You guys, i dont mean to be rude, but can we keep it on this for a while...

Silva and Bid...take a look...

http://www.maleidols.org/shirtless/highres3/11511.jpg

And Hiker...got to love Hiker...

who doesnt love hiker

i like toys...

I would totally go all 'i love hiker' again, but i cant be bothered just now...maybe later...

well i don't feel to loved

then you can help me try all of these new things out

*goes back on topic*

mmmm, all of these guys are hot! But I still love my Cusack

we love u too Force

Hey you guys, it's not about me. I understand this. It is okay.

YOu just entertain Hiker Bidy..i'll look for piccys!