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Aaahh, welcome gentlemen. Please do come in.

Now welcome to my gentlemens club, for you all to be even here means you've all reached your proffesional and social peak. If you'll please proceed over to there and we change you all so that you comply to our strict dress code.

In here you will find an assortment of different coloured paisley smoking jackets. On the left there, we have a variety of slippers. Mr.RC sir I've put your specially pre-ordered zip-up tartan booty slippers in a box on the side. On your way in, can each of you grab a pipe or cigar or a cigarette holder please. Now your all ready we can proceed into the lounge.

*Opens great big oak door*

As you can see we have 25 fires so each and every one of you can lean against the fireplace and talk about manly things. Brandy will be served at 12 O'Clock and again every 15 minutes there-after.

Enjoy.

Lovely.

Isn't it.

sissy club

Another bar, eh? Well, that's illegal. Only I can run a bar here and only finti can pour drinks. I'll let finti think of an appropriate punishment.

Gentlemen's club???...my my...and what about the girls?

Good point. he's even guilty of discrimination now. I'll let finti make up TWO punishments.

plow snow through the entire Christmas holiday, outside queeqs establishment of course. And girls you are more than welcome into our fine and extremely cool bar.
Hands mech plowing equipment, you can use Yers and Tex for the hard and dirty work. aaahhhh three piss boys to torment

Gentlemans Club is another name for strip club in the US

finti said:
you can use Yers and Tex for the hard and dirty work

Texas said:
Gentlemans Club is another name for strip club in the US


hmm, whats the hard work on a strip club....maybe you should reconsider what you said finti

someone always have to clean the toilets, and in a strip club.........say no more. So I reconsider nada

If I have reached my professional and social peak I want to shoot myself.

So now this is a suicide shack?
Oh brother!!!

*ToMacco pulls up in a bus loaded with people*

Where's the booze?

Not here. In the real bar.

So, another bar.... bad.
Women only.... very bad.
A strip club as well.... extremely bad.

I'm sure we're closing soon.

A proper Gentleman's club is not a bar, queeq.

And another reason to close it down, this strip joint.

Mech, I tried to open a place of my own. But queeq closed it down.

She's a punk who has a monopoly over the bar business here.

I'm gonna rob you're bar, queeq!

And we're not in the States. In the UK they are nowhere near that interesting.

She????

But yes, being a mod has certain priviliges.

Arn't you a chick, queeq?

Should I answer that?

Must be the Avatar, queeq.

*** ******!

I've been here for 2000+ posts, and I didn't know you were a dude. I feel like an ass.

"It's all Obi-wan's fault!"

only the avatar?

Heck, I don't get why guys put picks of guys in their avatars. I put things in there I LIKE!

I bought the Tombraider DVD Tuesday, I enjoy watching Angelina Jolie in digital slow motion

Does she get naked in that movie?

You can see the side of her breast for about 3 seconds when she gets out of the bath. But I pause it and stare for hours *sigh*

Yeah, I know what you're doing for those hours, too

Ewwwwwwwwwww

So whats the entertainment like?

Crumbs, Mech, you've pulled in the boss! Get the VIP stuff ready!

Yeah, get those strippers out!

*Texas comes out wearing furry leopard thong*

*ToMacco smacks drunken Tex in the head with a baseball bat*

automatic barfbags pops up.


This place had it, Tex is the main attraction as a stripper.

Nice joint mech, (and I am talking about the club )

Lets go to a bar
" where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover." - Men at work

Men at work was such a funny movie, I like their boss from 'Reguiem for a Dream', he was kewl!!!!!

I'm not the main course, I'm dessert

Apparently, the bat to the head confused Tex.

wrong men at work Tex, I was talking about the aussie band.
"Who can it be now"

What a dump this is...

no milkshake

Hey! who said anything about no chicks allowed. The serving wenches are all chicks if you hadn't noticed and every on of them has signed a contract that allows all gentlemen members to give them a good slippering whenever it takes their fancy!

Mr. Q this isn't a bar, it's a club.

Mr. Raz sir, as your da boss around here I'll fetch you a ridiculously large brandy glass and extra comfy slippers. Take a place at the fireplace my good man.

Still a wuss club no brawls and stuff

Club... bar... whatever. It's a social establishment and there can be only one here. And that's mine.

right

Can't stand the competition eh?

And girls can still post..

Competition? WOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My establishments last longer that yours, yours will never have more than 100.

And girls can post everywhere on my forums.

You have nothing to do with girls posting on your forums!

I don't???????? Too late I guess.

Chicks can post in here too....... as long as they don't mind the other members refering to them as "serving wenches"!

Come serve me chicks

cub scout girls for the phin man.

He'll just have to make due with the cookies..I don't think we have any girl scouts.

really ????

Yep..besides..the cookies are the best part of Girl Scouts anyway.

maybe from a girls point of view, also depending on the age of the girl scaouts

Yeahs some scouts can be 16. WEEEEEEEEE

I guess Dimmy tried eating them both.

OH, I dunno...... <sic!>

Do you think I should have snacks here at the club?

In my opinion when men get together to get drunk, your a cheat if you eat. This should be a pub-crawl not a grub-crawl.

Okay, as it's Dim's birthday I'm allowing her special B'day membership.

Brandy's all round methinks.

Sounds like you're solliciting for immediate closure, you don;t have a license to pour drinks.

I'm not doing the pouring, the serving wenches are.

You are still the owner, therefore accountable, therefore liable for major punishment.

I didn't mean THAT bout the Girl Scouts..

Now, someone get me a drink..Bloody Mary please.

Not here, go to the REAL bar.

Finally, someone else who drinks Bloody Marys...we have to get together, Dimmy !!!!

Hey SpongeTomaccoPants.....I can't believe you thought queeq was a girl all this time. So you must have thought I was a lesbian. Yeesh..get it together, man !

I see I need to take both my girls out drinking. But let's blow this joint and go to a real one.

*ToMacco bursts through the door with Minnesota friends.*

I need 12 beers, mech, and some quarters for the pool table!

This bar's closed. All you can get here is some stale sandwiches.

Thank god, I'm starving! No need for change To, the tables free and the beer is too.


The milky bars are on me

got chocolate?

Oh yes, the free watered-down beer...

what? you have beer? that's even better!

But I'm sure its not any more watered-down that what finti serves in queeq's bar to aliens that smell bad....

then an ice-cream would be great....

I think queeq got the aliens some deoderant..it shouldn't be that bad now

as long as it's not from Tex

you know what? I think that I can be called a full member of this gentlemans club, you know why? Ratcat called me a gentleman

*starts jumping*
I am a gentleman! I am a gentleman!

Don't get cocky kid.

I'm not getting cockey! I'm a gentleman!

That was my Han impression.

Cocky. Gentlemen, whatever. Only 13 more posts.

that's mean

eh...it's just queeq..

10!

9!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .6? . . . .damn

5!

thirty twelve? Eleven-teen? Oh. . . wait.

3! Start engines.

nostalgic
dawn is upon this thread

Fare thee well members and please feel free to each take a serving wench home with you.

last!


let me take this oppertunity to say...

in life there are a lot of things comming and going, like this thread. We musn't stare us blind on the closed one but make new ones!

once again the nostalgic one
dawn is upon this thread

what still not closed?
close it!

NEVER!!!!!!

Quick, lock the doors and stop the party pooper queeq.

nope
still closing it...

nighty night.

hmmm, still not closed...

where is queeq when you need her?

I didn't know queeq was a girl..

queeq is a girlette?

you didn't? ow dear! I told his little secret!

He goes both ways.

sure Gun

And NOW!!!!! ... night must fall.

The end.