Outrageous Christmas Plays

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Went to my Nephew Chrismtas play yesterday and some of these were horrible! And I mean that in a BAD way.
One of the play goes like this:

Girl walks up to stage holding a red baton, and starts playing with it. Two dogs, a boy and a girl, walk up, circle each other, and go offstage.*

Dog: *Howls loudly and growls*

Girl: *looks to dogs offstage* Lookie, they're playing leapfrog! Mommy, can I go play?

Mom: *reading* yeah, sure. if you want.

Girl: yay! *walks over to the side of the stage.* Look, mommy! It matches my stick!
*Girl goes off stage. Seconds later, you hear a howl and girl runs to mommy.*

Girl: Mommy! I was playing leapfrog but the doggies were supposed to jump over me!


see? this was the censored version. in the first (I didn't see that one), the dogs don't go offstage, and squirting lotion is involved.




YOU know what i have no idea what i just writtern i hope it makes sence

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