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Just say some lines that a certain character would never say. (or say something insulting that they might say/do) just having fun.

Gambit would say..."ello cherry" lol

Logan: "I love to sniff flowers, my heightened senses can pick up a daisy from 1/2 mile away."

i love this game!!!

Logan: Do you want more tea, Victor?
Professor: Make me a ponytail Jean! A ponytail!
Magneto: I don't want to rule the world anymore. I shall now be a florist!

Jean Grey: Scott, I Love staring deeply into your eyes.

Scott: Jean, I have something to tell you. Me and Wolverine are getting married!

Blob: This new Jenny Craig diet plan is working perfect.

Pietro: WAIT!!!! Wait for me!!!!

apocalypse: youre my best friend storm. i love you

onslought: 2 pints of larga and packet of crisps please!

Chamber- I get way to much attention...

i know that you viewing this lance so wright something!!

Wolverine calling QVC- Yes i would like to order those mircle knifes.

wolverine- "im going to become a hippy,"

no offence to hippys

Charles Xavier: Yo man, let's be poppin some caps up into da Brudahood....just follow me, Wheels, and you be fine.

Iceman: Oops. I froze my boogers again


.....actually, he might say that...but it would be funny

juggernought: hey look a pretty flower

i cant beleve this. i have just realized we are managing to stay on topic, even with me and vampiree on the same thread. *gasps*

back on topic!

There...you went and ****ed it up....


Jubilee: I'm gonna go out and buy some fireworks for the Fourth of July.

Scott: Jean will you help me put my eye drops in.

Kitty not saying 'like' or 'totally' in a sentence.

Scott: it's good to see you logan.

Xavier: What are you thinking!!

Toad: I bought a new perfume.

Pyro:"is it me or is it hot in here?"

Storm: "Wow its really chilly in here. Maybe I should put on a jacket."

Blob: Wow buy one get one free on weight watchers bars!!

I have some,
Kitty: I'm stuck!
Penance: My skin is as soft as a babies bottom.
Longshot: Nope, I didnt win on this scratch-off.
Dazzler: Got a flashlight?
Angel: I wish I could fly!!
Iceman: We're out of ice in the cooler!

Nightcrawler: I think I got the blues.

Toad: Hey, were out of soap!!

Toad: Oh, gross! There's a fly in my soup!

Logan - Who broke into my lotion cabnit!!!!
Scott - I wonder what storm whould looks like if that uniform was gone.
Jean - Me? Bitchy?!
Rogue - Care if I take my gloves off?
Xavier - What are they whispering about?
Storm - I'm all American.
Bobby - I hate waiting for soup to cool.
Kitty - Damn, they locked me out. Now, like, what will I do?
John - What the hell do you mean I'm hot/t?!

Bobby's brother Renni, or Reggie or something: Its okay bro. I understand. I'll still love you no matter what you are.

Logan: Wheres the razor?

Logan: Damn! Thats gonna leave a scar...

Storm: Its days like these that make me wish I controlled the weather.

Strom - How's the weather?

This ones kinda lame but-
Magneto: Hey, could you pass me that big metal thing?

Xavier: No, you can't come! Last time, you moved!!

(i don't know anything about jubilee but this one is a guess)

Jubilee - Damn, what will I do know?! My batteries died.

Scott walks into the bathroom with matching rob and slippers. He lights the scented candles a sprinkles rose peddles on top of the bubbles for his bath. He then reaches to turn on his favorite CD, n'sink x-mas, but quietly so he can roominess (oops, that is probably something he would do)

Magneto: the door is locked and i dont have the key

did i get the Jubille thing? or no?

i dont know i dont really know Jubille either.

Magneto saying this to Xavier: do u want to play with my new GIJoes(sp?)

Mystique: i wish i can be u

Jean: Pass me the remote control

Colossus: I can beat magneto all by myself.

Kitty: They locked the door

Mystique - i wish my boobs were bigger.

Cerebro Voice - F**K OFF PROFESSOR! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR ON YOUR OWN! (cerebro's 'time of the month')

LOL

sabrethooth: *giggles*

sabertooth to wolverine: come on i will buy you a drink!

Logan to Sabertooth: Is wine ok? I keep a colection. I mostly collect the frilly bottles.

Cyclops:"I need eyedrops, my eyes are getting red."

Nightcrawler after bamfing :"Something stinks."

Lady Deathstrike - I LIKE TOTALY LOVE MY PRITTY LITTLE PINK TUTU!!!

In the spirit of lameness...

Pyro: Anyone gotta light?

Wolverine: I need a band-aid.

Magneto: I bring human peace and love.

Rogue: *runs around roking everyone in the forhead with out her gloves* Poke!!!

Pyro: Damn! The stove's broke...Now I can't cook!

Remy: *looks around for cards to play poker with*

Hank: I'm going to shave off all my blue fur!

Jubilee: *Runs over to Magneto* Will you marry me?

1 of the sentinals: errrrrrrrr.... a bug!

Logan: *chasing a butterfly* Come back pretty butterfly! I want to play!!!!

Cyclops: It is too bright out!
Xavier: Whats on your mind?
Logan: A beer? I would rather have a soda.
Jean (to anyone) close the door, please?

Wolverine: Sorry, no steak here, I'm a vegetarian.

Wolerine - Hey kitty! When your done giving me a pedicure (?) wanna give me a french manacure (?)

Wolverine- Oh gosh, my nail's broken!

Wolverin - *quir voice* COME ON GIRLS! *lisp* time for my bikini wax!!

Wolvie- C'mon there's no need to fight

Xavier - Hey, guess what. I lied! I can really walk! HAHAHA! I got you guys real good! HAHA!

Jean: I have never once stepped a foot into an Ambercrombi and Fitch store!

Bobby: *cough cough* Could you make me a hot tea please I think I caught cold...

Xavier - Damn, my brand new flip, color, picture cell phone just busted. Now how will i talk to everyone and share the great images i see?! *begins to cry and RUNS off*

Pyro: Don't play with fire kids,it dangerous.
Wolverine:Come on Sabertooth lets go eat cookies and drink tea.
Lance:Where's my fruit bowl?

Pretty much anything pleasant said between Cyke and Wolverine

Hey pyromaniac! I love your cute pyro avatar and welcome to the x-men forum.

Pyro- I hate fire! I wanna take on Ice like my best friend, Iceman!

Xavier: I'm a woman you blinds! And in the future please call me Professor X-in!

Anybody (from Evo): Kitty, could you make some cakes for me?

Wolverine: Hey bub! i asked for a Bud LIGTH!!!
Gambit: so, how do you call this game? Poker?
Xavier: listen, i'll talk with you after my jogging session ok?
Magneto: damn, a metal door... there goes our escape plan...
Iceman: isn't it a bit chilly in here guys?
Sabretooth: yeah, that was at the lecture from quantum physics last friday wasn't it?

Rogue evo: Have you got the new britney spears album?
Wolverine: I'm joining alcoholics anonymous
Cyclops: Jean, pi$$ off and die you evil b!tch
Xavier:Now where did i put my rollerblades?
Storm: Whats the weather forecast for tomorrow?
Jean: I'm going out to buy more red hair dye
Sabretooth: I'm going to get my nails manicured, be back in a few hours
Toad: Hurry up, i need to take a shower!
Quicksilver: Wait up you guys!

jean: anybody else wants to go with my hunting and eat our victims raw and wiggling?

xavier: my legs hurt
scott: this contact lens is a pain
mystique: I envy your face
wanda: I love you toad

mystique:who has a number for a good plastic surgeon?

HILARIOUS THAT IS

*kisses shades*

blob: no, thank you. I'm not hungry.
pyro: eep! i burnt myself!
wanda (from evo especially): daddy! will you take us to the funfair daddy? I love my daddy so much!
sabretooth: ow! my nail! you broke my nail! *sits down and starts to cry*

onslought: gosh darn it *in yokol voice from the simpsons*

god.... this can't be happening... ye got banned TWICE, didn't ye? *cries* abby! where are ye!!!!!

BACK ON TOPIC!

ERRRRR:

iceman: wait a moment this peas arnt frozen! i'll have to take em back!

Mastermind (evo) - Wait a secind, i need to TELL you what she looked like, so sit down and wait

Spyke: You think i'm annoying?, you obviously haven't met Rooby.

Here are some more...

Nightcrawler- Gosh I am so pale today!
Angel- I am a devil, aren't I?
Pyro- Oh the house's on fire! Help!
Xavier- I appreciate your offer for a ride Moira, but I'd rather walk.
Cyclops- Good now, I've lost my contact lenses!
Stryker- Mutants rights now!
Quicksilver- I'm going to be late now...

Xavier: Let's race
Jean: A penny for your thought.
Cyclops: Do you think my eyes look weird today?
Logan: Where is my makeup?
Iceman: It's hot. I wish I had some ice.
Pyro: AAAH! It's hot.

So what? Everyone lost their ideas suddenly?

Yep

Rogue: I guess it wouldn't kill ME to put on a t-shirt
Wolverine: that ballet was exceptional if I do say so myself
Xavier: Ok, where is everyone?
Jubilee: I don't want that in yellow..
Cyclops: Hey Jean, these glasses are so over-rated, I think I'll take em' off

Storm: Man, the weather is terrible

Wolverine: Man, I've gotta stop smoking. It will kill me

wavey i got the 100th post Whoooo

Blob: Does this make me look fat?
Rogue (evo): Pink is my favorite color.
Gambit: Non chere, Gambit not in de mood for sex tonight.
Mystique (movie): I feel so naked walking around this place.
Graydon Creed: I love mutants.
Avalanche: Run! Earthquake!
Iceman: Can we turn the heater on. I'm freezing.
Wolveine: When we get to DisneyWorld, I can't wait to ride It's A Small World.

strom: does it have to rain?

Rogue: Jean is my best friend teehee
Scott and Lance (evo) going together anywhere...
Jean: i'm perfect.. (or maybe she did say dat...????)
Gambit talking to Rogue and NOT using the word "chere"

pyro: Heheh, i LURVE scott!!!!

Wolverine: "That's not my claw you feel poking at your leg..."

Nightcrawler or Blob: Mmm low fat (drools)
Xavier: WHHAASSUPP!!!
Juggernaught: I love you bro
Cyclops to anyone: Hey whats the colour of my eyes.
Rogue (EVO) Any one want to play with my dollie collection.
Magneto: Hmm perhaps I should make a base out of wood.
Sabretooth to Wolvie: Logan (kneels down) will you marry me?
Beast: Anyone know what two plus two equals?
Multiple man: I'm so lonley

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT TOOTHIE ONE!!!!!!!!!! OMFG... they would TOTALLY do that ^^

Wolverine: My name is Logan and I'm an alchoholic.
Professor: What's going on?
Magneto: Damm it Sabretooth we told you to use the kitty litter tray!
Iceman: S-s-s-o-o-o c-c-o-o-o-l-l-d-d!
Apocolypse: Everyone LOVE AND PEACE!!!

Wolverine: Oh damn! I can't find my adamantium skeleton
Mystique: Most of the time I don't feel like myself
Xavier: Hey baby, I'm not ALL paralysed
Gambit: I'm gay
Sabretooth: I want a brazilian wax
Magneto: I love humanity
A Sentinel: HALT MUTANT! hey do you want to go out sometime
Storm: damn I missed the weather report
Anyone to Cyclops: You should have gone to Specsavers
Beast: Maybe the big, blue beast-like look is out this season
Rogue : Anyone want a massage

HEHEHEHE

Those adverts are f*ckin funny!

grrrrrrrrrr

HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!!!!!! KURT'S FAT!!!!!!

he. is. not. fat

yes he is

*nods her head insanely* YES HE IS!!!

WHERE? SHOW ME A PIC PLEASE!

just let me find it

ok.. but it is hopeless cuz he isn't fat...

ye think so?

watch THIS!!!!

it is just a holograph...

yeah, right... HE'S FAT!!!!!!!!

ye know what? i TOTALLY think that blob and kurt are related

NO!!!!!! you bastard!!!!!!

a thing that Dez probably would never say: Kurt is fat
a thing that WE probably would never say: Kurt is not fat

but it is the truth... HE ISN'T FAT!!!

HE'S SOOOOOOO FAT....

show me a real pic!!!

you have already seen one....sesy put it to jaman i think...

here is one:

he looks perfect..

he's FAT!

he is the slimest mutant in the evo...

... ...

HE'S FAT!!!!!!!!! fat fat fat fat fat fat fat!!!!!!!

from now its fatatatatata instead of falalalalala okay im just stupid >.<

*gasp* LEAVE FALALA OUTTA THIS!

haha im cruel just like
MAGNETO THE LORD OF CRUELTY!

i know it!
vampy would never say: magneto is cruel

MAGNETO'S NOT CRUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i said it... ^_^
hmmm i have an idea.... i think its quite boring that we repeat things like that: iceman would never say: im cold, pyro would never say: where is a fireman? etc....

we could post things that the members of this forum would never say
so...how do you like my idea?

of course we can keep posting things that mutants would never say but we could post these too

uh... it's quite... OFF topic elle... i don;t think we really can do taht...

oh....you are right.... but it seemed a good idea....no matter....

Evo Rogue: Like OMG! PINK!!!!!!!!!! *giggles* i love pink!

Wolverine: are we out of fabric softener?

Magneto, Apocolypse and Sabretooth singing in squeaky voices: NIGHTFEVER NIGHTFEVVERR WE KNOW WHO HOW SHOW IT
Nightcrawler: Come on you piece of shit, I'll rip your balls off and shove 'em down your throat.
Professor X: Yo Peitro wanna race?
Avalanche (EVO): Screw you Kitty, I want Kurt

Ah can't imagine any of dem saying sth lyk dis.....

juggurnaut saying " gosh darn it i broke a fingernail"

Logan: Okay! *pissed off* Who took Mr.Ducky?!

*shrugs* Couldn't think of anything else...

Charles Xavier: "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out."

Wolverine: "It's like the elf says, it's best to just turn the other cheek."

Gambit: "Maybe Kurt, he got sidetracked from becomin' a real priest, but Gambit, he gon' go de distance."

Storm: "If we want to build an auxiliary training area, we are going to have to clear out a large section of the nearby woods. Well, those trees are not going to deforest themselves; let us get to work."

Beast: "You can take your Shakespeare Theater tickets and shove 'em where I told you to shove your Star Trek DVDs and Oreos!"