So three midgets wanted
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DeNiro
to be in the guinness book of world records. so they r all waiting outside of the building where they have to get there records set. The first midget walks in and comes back about 10 minutes later and the two other midgest ask what record did u get. He said oo i got worlds shortess person. All the other midgets go wow great. The second midget walks in and walks out about ten minutes later and the other two go what record did u get. he goes i got the smallest waist. they said great job. so finally the thrid midget walks in and comes back about ten minutes later with a mad look on his face. The other two midgets go what record did u go for. He goes well I tried to get the record for smallest penis But WHO THE HELL IS TIRED HIKER!!!
LarryTheArch
I bet he'll enjoy this once he sees it...
Treehuggerjanie
hes gonna be angry.OOOOO WHAT ENTERTAINMENT.
burlyman
hahaha
clavis9495
OMg what ur tyin to do ur freakin killin me!!!
silver_tears
ahahaha
thats cute
Matrix_man
hahaha
'cute' would be the appropriate word!
burlyman
MM thats my laff
DeNiro
he still hasnt seen it yet
DeNiro
dont worry korri we dont expect u to get it
DeNiro
Its a joke hun
how can our favorite person on the site be called stupid come on now Korri=
BarmyBrummie
I can't believe he still hasn't seen this yet!
DeNiro
i said TH's name cause everyone knows him for sure
diegocala
You are too funny bro!!
Treehuggerjanie
should i pm him and tell him to look cos i just cant wait for his response!pm
burlyman
like he hasnt seen it already
KidRock
hahahaha great job DeNiro hahaha
Tex
I'm sure TH will have some witty comment!
Matrix_man
yeh hes spent the last 18 hours thinking of it...
DeNiro
remember when he posted that thread saying how big is ur and then he wrote his figrue and raz closed it really fast that was funny.
Tired Hiker
I can't believe none of you have noticed that I noticed yet! Lame brains!
LanceWindu
I didn't notice cause it's so small I thought you were a girl.
lil bitchiness
I never kiss and tell, shag and brag!
lil bitchiness
i do really...
Tired Hiker
Yep.
Tex
Small or not, TH's meat pole has generated lots of buzz around here!
Many bigger schlongs would kill for that kind of attention!
lil bitchiness
....hmm..burly..some help plz
Tired Hiker
Burls is being super mean to me lately and I don't know why. I like it though!
Bring it on, Burls. *kicks burls in the stomach!!!* Take that!!!!
LanceWindu
I was gonna say something about this...
But it's too messed up...
Tired Hiker
That's right. And if the Devine one says so, you know it is true.
Tex
TH's manhood has been on my mind all day!
lil bitchiness
Choice of words is whats messed up here Ken...
Tired Hiker
Tex has a way with words, oh well.
LanceWindu
I know...
I was gonna say:
My schlong gets lots of attention too...by myself.
Tired Hiker
Bopping the bologna!
Are we?
lil bitchiness
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Tex
All this sausage bologna talk is making me hungry!
Mmmmmmmmm
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LanceWindu
Yup...that's about the right size...
lil bitchiness
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LanceWindu
I never said it was my real size!
I can dream can't I?
Tex
I like the one on the far left!
lil bitchiness
What is it with you guys being obssesed with your d*cks...plz explain.
LanceWindu
Cause all girls ever talk about is that they'd like their man to be bigger...
I myself am not actually obssesed, that was just a joke. If the girl can't get pleased with what I am packing, then I'll resort to other techniques to please her.
burlyman
oh my that pics lovely
lil bitchiness
Well...thats not entiraly true..
women dont neceseraly look for something huge to cram up themselfs....
Reamember one thing, somethimes a big dick, is just that! They are a plenty of them out there...
Tired Hiker
We know chicks think it's sexy when we talk about our c*cks.
Especially my super small one.
burlyman
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lil bitchiness
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Just because you have a big one, doesnt mean you're hot in bed...
Its a real turn on to hear you say that TH
DeNiro
now that TH has responded my day is made
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