So three midgets wanted

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DeNiro
to be in the guinness book of world records. so they r all waiting outside of the building where they have to get there records set. The first midget walks in and comes back about 10 minutes later and the two other midgest ask what record did u get. He said oo i got worlds shortess person. All the other midgets go wow great. The second midget walks in and walks out about ten minutes later and the other two go what record did u get. he goes i got the smallest waist. they said great job. so finally the thrid midget walks in and comes back about ten minutes later with a mad look on his face. The other two midgets go what record did u go for. He goes well I tried to get the record for smallest penis But WHO THE HELL IS TIRED HIKER!!! laughing out loud

LanceWindu
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Pablo G
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Captain REX
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LanceWindu
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VallejoKid707
laughing

Veralidaine
yes n i'll laugh 2....big grin....
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BarmyBrummie
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Treehuggerjanie
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hehehe i like it!

LarryTheArch
I bet he'll enjoy this once he sees it...

Treehuggerjanie
hes gonna be angry.OOOOO WHAT ENTERTAINMENT.

Tex
laughing out loud

burlyman
hahaha laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing

clavis9495
laughing out loud OMg what ur tyin to do ur freakin killin me!!!

MC Mike
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Too funny...laughing out loud

SpikeSpiegel
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silver_tears
ahahaha laughing out loud thats cute

Matrix_man
hahaha laughing out loudlaughinglaughing out loud 'cute' would be the appropriate word!

burlyman
MM thats my laff evil face

DeNiro
he still hasnt seen it yet stick out tongue

Korri
blink

DeNiro
dont worry korri we dont expect u to get it stick out tongue

Korri
coz im stupid?

Matrix_man
what u gona do about it burlyboy?!

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DeNiro
Its a joke hun big grin how can our favorite person on the site be called stupid come on now Korri= love

DeNiro
yea burly u going to take that shit step up laughing out loud laughing laughing out loud


oops now i did it laughing out loud laughing laughing out loud

BarmyBrummie
I can't believe he still hasn't seen this yet! laughing out loud

Matrix_man
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DeNiro
i said TH's name cause everyone knows him for sure laughing out loud

diegocala
You are too funny bro!!

Treehuggerjanie
should i pm him and tell him to look cos i just cant wait for his response!pm

burlyman
like he hasnt seen it already roll eyes (sarcastic)

Matrix_man
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KidRock
hahahaha great job DeNiro hahaha

burlyman
ssh you

Matrix_man
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Tex
I'm sure TH will have some witty comment! thumb up

Matrix_man
yeh hes spent the last 18 hours thinking of it...

BarmyBrummie
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DeNiro
remember when he posted that thread saying how big is ur and then he wrote his figrue and raz closed it really fast that was funny. laughing out loud

Tired Hiker
rolling on floor laughing Classic. It's 6:40pm Californian time and I swear to god I just noticed this thread. laughing rolling on floor laughing laughing laughing out loud big grin stick out tongue Utterly Classic. But, seriously, I have the smallest weener!laughing out loud

Tired Hiker
I can't believe none of you have noticed that I noticed yet! Lame brains! laughing out loud

LanceWindu
I didn't notice cause it's so small I thought you were a girl.

lil bitchiness
I never kiss and tell, shag and brag!

burlyman

lil bitchiness
i do really...

Tired Hiker
big grin Yep.

lil bitchiness
Burly...

Tex
Small or not, TH's meat pole has generated lots of buzz around here!
laughing out loud

Many bigger schlongs would kill for that kind of attention! yes

lil bitchiness
....hmm..burly..some help plz confused

Tired Hiker
Burls is being super mean to me lately and I don't know why. I like it though! big grin Bring it on, Burls. *kicks burls in the stomach!!!* Take that!!!! evil face

LanceWindu
I was gonna say something about this...

But it's too messed up...

Tired Hiker
big grin That's right. And if the Devine one says so, you know it is true.

Tex
TH's manhood has been on my mind all day! smokin'

lil bitchiness
sick

Choice of words is whats messed up here Ken...

Veralidaine
rolling on floor laughing

lil bitchiness
mad





big grin

Tired Hiker
Tex has a way with words, oh well. big grin

LanceWindu
I know...

I was gonna say:

My schlong gets lots of attention too...by myself.

Tired Hiker
Bopping the bologna! eek! Are we?

lil bitchiness
laughing out loud

LanceWindu
For now...

lil bitchiness
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Tex
All this sausage bologna talk is making me hungry! smokin'

Mmmmmmmmm
http://pro.corbis.com/images/watermark/67/10469567/OF007283.jpg

LanceWindu
Yup...that's about the right size...

lil bitchiness
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LanceWindu
I never said it was my real size!

I can dream can't I?

Tex
I like the one on the far left! yes

lil bitchiness
What is it with you guys being obssesed with your d*cks...plz explain.

LanceWindu
Cause all girls ever talk about is that they'd like their man to be bigger...

I myself am not actually obssesed, that was just a joke. If the girl can't get pleased with what I am packing, then I'll resort to other techniques to please her.

burlyman
sick oh my that pics lovely

lil bitchiness
Well...thats not entiraly true..

women dont neceseraly look for something huge to cram up themselfs....

Reamember one thing, somethimes a big dick, is just that! They are a plenty of them out there...

Tired Hiker
We know chicks think it's sexy when we talk about our c*cks. wink Especially my super small one.

burlyman
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lil bitchiness
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Just because you have a big one, doesnt mean you're hot in bed...

Its a real turn on to hear you say that TH roll eyes (sarcastic)

KidRock
meat pole ahaha

DeNiro
laughing out loud now that TH has responded my day is made laughing out loud

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