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right pople list down who from this forum would be who in lord of the rings, give reasons similarities and so on

(and yes before exa asks you can use other tolkine books aswell )

Could you like...explain what to do on here again? Which members of the forum should play LotR, which role, and why?

if people on this forum were in middle earth who would they be and why do you think that, understand?

I:E exa could be gandalf, strange at times but theres always a logical explanation behind what she says

Ohhhhh ok!!! Um....let's see.....
Exa should be Galadriel, because she knows alot and seems to be wise beyond her years and.....and.....she's a Nazgul fan...
Sauron should be Sauron, let's just leave it as that
Naz should be the Witch King because she rocks my socks. Don't mind that.
Turin should be Gandalf because she comes and goes with wise tales of an event.
Aurora should be Estella Bolger because of her uncanny obsession with Dominic M.

Was this what you were thinking of?? I could delete this post because of it's non-seriousness.

no thats what i meant, and im sauron thank you :P

i would be be an elf probably a mirkwood elf. cause i'm tall (6-2)and i'm gona live forever.but i would not be legolas!

You can be Thranduil King of Mirkwood, father of Legolas.

no you cant do yourself, you have to do it for other people, minimum of three people per post,

Nice rules Sauron.

Thank you for thinking of me!

Lets see here mah would have to be Aragorn because she rules the forum, even if we don't see her alot.

that could work.

3 people per post duude! Sauron will be mad that he would be!

nazgulinthedark and drunknazgul would be nazgul. just a guess.

lol no its just so we dont end up with 900 pages

right

naz- witchking for obvious reasons
kit- saruman, wise but like me not an ounce of common sence
mah- manwe, rules but is not top of everything, and we only see her once a blue moon
exa-i stick with what i said about gandalf


erm.....

hey u did 4! u said only three! sauron.

Sorry I didn't see the 3 minimum rule

oh welllll I will post more!

* iamsam: Samwise of course!
*nazgulinthedark: the fifth ringwrath, he just looks meaner!

A minimum of 3 hunny, read closer.

Smodden would be Pippin definately
Mah would be manwe, yes same reason as Sauron
LegolasIsMyMan would be a elf maiden in Mirkwood fawning over Prince Legolas.


Woohoooo!! I'm Saruman!! I get to stand on my dark dark tower and order thousands of Uruk armies around....and with no common sense.

Now I'm confused I only had posted one so I added two more to meet the rule. Did I make a mistake?

no i said minimum of three, meaning at least three, you can have as many as you like, as long as its over three

So am I okay?

yes you are ok lol

sauron is this right:?

1only post other peoples names, NOT urself

2u have to do at least 3 no less.

is that all the rules?

I'm sure there are more jumping around his head, he's just waiting for someone to break it and then he announces that it's a rule. Am I right Sauron? =}

That is deff. the way he does it. After you break the rule he will inform you that you broke it!

well......hehehe

but dam it lets get this going

yes smooden thats right

i think thats a real good role thing for everyone, its good

of course

And I'm Saruman the corrupted wizard who orders everyone around but I wait for sauron's permission to do any real drastic things....like.....dfending my rights as Tom Bombadil/Witch King.

i'm the witchking!!

I know you are, and I'm Saruman!!!

Lord Andres - the orc duude in RotK who's face looks deformed that should've stood still when so the rock would squash him. Because I don't like you right now.
nazgul-lord - The third Nazgul, because I don't know you and I just need 3 people.
Pipage558 - Diamond, because her obsession with Pippin.

As much as I love Merry, I can't help but wanting a good role! I can't have my cake and eat it to I guess

i want to be either

sauron
boromir
faramir
theoden
any nazgul (not king cos naz would eat me alive)



^so to stay on my good side.......hint....hint^

And I did that before she even gave us her Birthday List.

he doesn't deserve to be a nazgul! i don't even know who this person is!! how do we know he's not trying to fool all of us???

and if he has to be a nazgul, it can't be so far up in the ranks, he has to be the eight or the nineth nazgul, or a fell beast

Ok ok, nazgul-lord, you're a the Fell Beast that the Witch King ride. Happy?

no! i ain't rinding something i don't know! make #2 ride it!

kitoky, acturly Tom Bombadil would suit me better, I acturly have redin a few songs my self and love too spend time in the wild.
But the only that I would have done that he didint, was too help in the war, maybe go fight with the witch king

Naz already took the role of Tom and the Witch King so nyah! Besides....you look so much prettier as that orc dude.

y do u say that? only because u look like him?

lol, right eriouslt guys, a few points

you CANT do yourself (naz!!! )

i am a guy not a girl

and seriously minimum of three

now, commence

Did anyone else find that funny??

I was giving you a compliment dude, take it or leave it. No need for a fight.

im not starting one im just trying to get the rules across lol i never fight with people i like, or plan to like (you of course falling into the first category, of people i do indeed like)

oh, you werent talking to me lol i apologise, god-damn im stupid

Hahahah Lord Andres is bugging me man......let's go kick his butt!

Hey just wanted to check in and see if I had a husband yet ??? What no Merry?

u and what army?

no merry oh now ait...hehehe....im merry.....hehehe.......

ok kit lets go, *sauron gets ring, withkinng (a.k.a naz) all the nagul and the full military strength of mordor*

THAT ARMY

sorry sauron, that wont be enough

and why can't i be myself? you're your self, you're sauron

hmmmmmmmm

so you are saying that lord andres the executioner could withstand

lord sauron, the nine under their leader the witchking (wouldnt that be the 8 with witchy then?) the mouth of sauron lol, for the negotiations, the armies of mordor, all my dark craetures, and whatever force kit can contrive

i doubt it

can i be the withch king and the mouth of sauron??? the mouth of sauron is awesome!

no you can BE yourself aslong as someone else chooses it for you, im saying you cant CHOOSE who you are yourself, hell you can blackmail manipulate and intimidate others to make u that person, as long as someone else chooses it for you

ooooooh, kitoky said i was the witchking

*plays with her Palantir* Hmmmmm Uh huh.....yep....okie dokie Sauron, sir!

*goes outside and leans on the the balcony railing* Well let's see my pretty little Uruks....welll...there's 1...2.....3....4....5.....6....7....8....9....10 thousand so far....I think I can be satisfied with this.

for naz i choose the witchking who got sick of becoming tom bombadil, so made a mouth of sauron guise, happy now

*rides around in circles on big black horse* weeee....

yay! happy me!

so mr andres(ON) < couldnt resist) suprised to see us

I'm the witchking!! AND the mouth of sauron! yay!!!

if your the mouth of sauron, does that mean i dont have one of my own anymore????

i've been waiting for someone to say something like that, just didn't think it would be u.

Dude and what about me *taps feet repeatedly*

oh did u already say that?

oh well lets say it again....

sauron is stupid. lol

well sauron, I'l just cut of your little finger with my Viking axe, END OF STORY

what i have to do you kit, ok you can be erm........that moth from FOTR , or saruman, whichever floats your boat

love you too smodden

and mr. andres(son) do you really think id make the same mistake twice, im not wearing my ring, i have it locked deep down in barud dur

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

A moth?!?! You're making me be a stinkin' Moth!?! I'd rather be Saruman AND the 1st Nazgul.

Lord Andres, dude you can't even go past the Nazgul spa center(Minas Morgul) let alone through the outer wall of Mordor.

aw cheer up sauron

everybody likes u.

ur sigs awesome but can i have ur old one?

i wana be barliman or radagast or old man willow

ohhh naz cover your eyes and ears, dont listen, hes lying it'll be ok just breath....

plus the only reason the nazgul didint fight good is because if they did they would win, and that would be too far from the book, and after the last half of tt p.j wouldnt dare

my old one, with sauron reaching at the screen, il find it, youll have to change the name though, unless you actually want sauron on it

plus im nearly done with this one ive got now, so il give it to anyone who wants it

ok kit saruman and naz number one it is (number one after witchy that is)

i was kidding with the moth

and put made by nazgulinthedark under it!

i'm the first nazgul!

yeah if icant find it naz made it for me (thhhnaaaannnnkkkk yoooooouuuu ) so if you ask nicely and compliment witchy then maybe....

witchy must be praised!

thanks for the sig oh demented withered tormented hopeless wretch born of the very scum slime and stench of the accursed place itself(mordor)!

GAAA!! *attacks smodden*

hey i was complimenting him!!!!!!!, *walks away into a corner*

grrrrr *holds big nazgul sword with two hands*

*drags self up out of corner, and unsheaths anduril, as the light catches the blade and sends forth a blinding light* *takes fighting stance*

calm naz, to be made from ground and evil stuff from MY land is a luxury better than being made in yeurgh.........rivendell

*shakes head* No no no , you can have a battle scene like that! It has to be like this! *grabs her staff and jerks it towards smodden making him fly across the sky and into mount doom*

oh bugger it, *naz do it for the ring* *smodden do it for erm....arwen?!?!?*

lmao

oh now kits involved, free for all fighting hehe il watch from my palantir

for my lady arwen I shall fight valiantly even to the death if it takes me.

*grabs the palantir and puts it on the highest point of her tower* There you go Sauron, sir!

Then death shall take you...

lol feel no need to call me sir, for we are all equals in the wraithloverclubnamethatijustmadeupclub

come down from your tower you coward, and fight with a ranger from the north. *prepares to fight*

ohhh *asuron takes mace* *puts on armour*

scene, black gate

(gates open and out walks sauron clad in battle rainment, along with naz and kit,)

*forboding drum music*

*the ranger stands alone*

*more forboding drum music, only louder and scarier*

*walks along side Sauron out the black gate with her 10 thousand marching army behind them*

*throws Naz his Witch King sword and Morgul blade*

It wouldn't hurt to form another wraith now does it?

oh sauron's in this battle? um*ditches anduril and grabs Narsil*

ok now i'm ready.

Smodden stands alone:

NOT ALONE, Lord Andres joins the battle

indeed it wouldnt, nice round number is 10

huray for comrades in the hour of need, i shall hold u long saruman, untill ur distrucution

Ok Sauron's in battle and so he gets Narsill besides Anduril?......We'll cream him.

Greeeeat Lord Andres is here.......WORMTONGUE!!!!!!!!!! You can handle him.

well mr andreson i bet your suprised thats the difference betwwen us, see i was expecting you....

enough talk, sauron wings big daddy mace and crushes andres's skull

ohhhh that one was hard

Wormtongue grabs his axe, runs to the black gate, then sees the might of Lord Andres, wormtongue pisses his pants and runs to Saruman and cuts a deep wund in sarumans cheest

saron will remember narsil and his blood will run cold with terror down through his 9 fingers

it was hard but my helmet of the North is made of Mithril so no harm done

ok iv had enough of this lol

sauron command the nine to attack andres, along with the entire army of mordor and isengard!

kit naz and sauron advance towards smodden

HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! I'm the only one who can control Wormtongue!

*Wormtongue mounts his Olliphant*

* Saruman takes out his staff and sends Lord Andres flying back to Moria*

do i stand alone when middle earth and I are in need??!!!?? come all who will help!

i know *advance towards saron and lunge at the fingers chopping off his left hand pinky*

Lord Andres fights off half of these worthless pigs, then hears horns from the east

Rohan had come at last...

ment west

*drags Lord Andres to Moria and throws him in, uses her force to break down some rocks to block the exit* Yeah, why don't you stay there with your stupid god forbidden mithril....*stomps back to the Black Gate*

West? WEst is like where Gondor is duude.....learn your sense of direction man.

*blows horns and fights with andres as we continue to fight the orcs*

meanwhile eagles have been sent to gather an army of tookish hobbit soldiers.

Lord andres fights his way throug moria, then at last gets to Kazad dum, then convinces the Balrog too fight on his side, the of to the black gate again

*rolls eyes*

*sends numerous blasts throughout the Rohan army eliminating all of them*

There's no more Balrogs in Moria duude.

*YEAH balrog

*fight saron al the way to crack of doom than push him in*

He melts and is gone

now with a huge horse army and hehe my self, and the great balrog, who at last striks a critical strike at Naz, naz burns and gets sqused by the balrogs foot, as he steps on him/her

Baka, Sauron cannot be destroyed by the mere lava of a volcano
*shoves Smodden in* But you can

horay we win


now i shall go and claim my qween from elrond

lord andres is rewarded with hords of gold for his service and whatever else he wants.

You guys have no sense how to roleplay!!!!

sigh

*the army of tooks arrive but seing as hobbits have a worrying lack of fighting skill are mercilessly slaughtered by a paralyzed orc*

*sauron laughs at smodden i dont have the ring with me*

*sauron marches along infront of enemy lines and slaughters about ten people with each swing of his mace*

*kit helps with her staff*

*nazgul temperally stuns the men with her screeching"

ofcurse I do beaten Baldurs gate and Diablo

muhahahahahaa!!! *runs around crushing people under horse's big hooves

*get's in front of the Balrog*

*mutter son dark speech of Mordor*

*Balrog on our side now*

an eagle swoops under me and catches me before i fall in the lava, and caries me to saruman where i *with one swift stroke strike him from behind with a elven dagger*

an eagle swoops under me and catches me before i fall in the lava, and caries me to saruman where i *with one swift stroke strike him from behind with a elven dagger*

His staff is Shattered!

*runs around killing the men of the west while screeching

only the head of the order can satter staffs,

saruman cries like a baby, grabs his staff, and force pushes smodden a few meters, but in that minute Gandalf arrives and breaks his staff

sigh, sauron lifts up his neck revealing his throat, go on, slit it, go on im inviting you

*rolls eyes*

I'm one of the the most powerful Maiar, do you think if I don't have my staff I can't do anything? Pfft

*takes out her morgul blade and stabs Smodden*

*evil grin*

fine*unnexpected as usual gandalf pops up and shatters sarumans staff and than joins the fight with me.*

*i send for aid to the mirkwook elfs*

no because unfortunatlly gandalf is dead, hes locked in the lowest dungeon in barud dur

Lord Andres!!! You can't say what I DO Say wha YOU do. If I cired like baby then I'LL say that.

*sighs* Oh my god these guys suck at role playing

Gwaihir, then takes smodden, and flys too rivendall with smodden and Elrond heals him, but smodden will have too stay there for a time

*thats why he POPed up out of the ground he used magic

*the elves are on the way(*

smodden im waiting for you too slit my throat or andres would you do the honours.....

*i travel to a small vilage where a leader tells me of a way through the mountains of mordor i go there and find shelob and convince her to fight with me along with her of spring.

the elves of mirkwood arive and with them are an army of spiders with poisinous fangs*

*throws down his sword* I give up....you guys no NOTHING about roleplaying, man.

I'm an expert in chopping heads off

how the hell would u prefer it??

well im trying kit bear with me lol

and for ****s sake im offering my throat to be slit

kit has surrendered

*sever head and claim as victory*

so i take it noone wants to slit my throat