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Hey, did you watch the news today, Tex? Your governor is warning all pubic schools of a terrorist attack in your state. What's up with that?

It's nothing!
Leave it to the politicians to dramatize everything!

I dont feel scared anymore

I see that you read this, but you didn't reply. I take it you don't keep up on current events It was on our news here in Minnesota

You should. Your gonna die, Tex!!!!!!!!

Oh well, we all gotta go sometime! I was all booty tight, shaking in my boots months ago, Now I just dont care, life's too short to live in fear!!

They should bomb Bob Dylan

They wouldn't be able to find him. He smokes so much pot there's a smoke screen everywhere he goes.

So then they just bomb a big smoke screen with a protruding nose!

No, that's Bjork and her cloud of bad makeup

No, it's Bod Dylan with his old fart cloud

. . . . The point is your gonna get Antrax at your school. So watch out, my good man! Get out of there, and don't forget to bring that alcoholic fat girl you have a class with.

They wouldn't hurt any Texans! Everyone loves Texans

Then why was there a specific threat to Texas public schools? They wanna kill all the little bastards, so they don't grow up and be like you

never herd that song, and don't care too

Bjork's probably a part it!

What a wierdo.

I hope to God she comes to Dallas when she goes on tour this summer! She's been here twice, and that was back in 1995! She better come again or I'll killl myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope she skips Texas then

Just kidding

what is going on here?

Terrorists in Texas?
*Finti makes Viking longship ready for departure toward Texas*
The crew is singing " We are gonna kick some terrorists ass, we are going to kick some terrorists as, and Tex are gonna get some too"

yeah

Hey Tex, I like your attachment on the bottem better than your other one. It's not so fadded

Don't look now Tex the Death Star and the Slave 1 are attacking your sig of Texas.

Just cut them down with that giant light sabre!

HaHa

I'm suprised Tex doesn't have a Princess Bjork with a lightsaber..

Oh no. Dimmy, why'd you go and say a thing like that for?

Yeah now Tex is going to make a picture of that.

Let's drop it and hope he doesn't notice.

Good idea.

You might want to stay with the sig you have now. I think it is the best sig you've had.

I agree. No more of those frightening Bjork photos.

No more Bjork!

Ugly, ugly, ugly

I'm going to terrorize Dallas with my tee shirts

you don't need to were t-shirts for that

HA! You used the word 'terrorize', Tex. So you admit Bjork is an ugly puke, don't you