The sad, depressed club
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LarryTheArch
hey everyone
ill be the firs to join
theres a ton of sweat pants, tissues
and a lot of beer.
LarryTheArch
*puts on sweat pants, then getrs a lot of beer.*
BLACKANGEL
i would join but im not a loser
LarryTheArch
I know you're not
stinkfist462
OMG LTA .. for the love of **** ... stop taking it so ****ing harsh .. you got half of kmc ..... on your list..
LarryTheArch
shut the **** up ******* ur not the one losing one of the most important ppl on that sig. ur not on the "losing" end.
LarryTheArch
well since im the predator...*bows out the chest of stinky with Plasmacaster, then rip sout his skull with his wristblades...
*
stinkfist462
oh trust me .. i have lost my ****ign girlfriend of 3 ****ing years .. you prolly never had a girlfriend... i loved her more than anyhting ... i love her STILL!
but we broke up and it still haunts me everytime i think of it .. so dont you mention "losing" end .. you ****ing13 yearold .... **** YOU!
LarryTheArch
"losing" "losing" "losing"
yes, well u know what ******* (what a fun werd), im going thru this for the first time... I actually cared, so get the hell out of- oooo! beer. *passes beer to stinky* WOOHOO
stinkfist462
**** YOUR BEER ... **** YOU ! ..... !!!!!! **** YOU **** YOU AND YOUR ****ING "OH HEERES A BEER" **** YOU LTA ... !
stinkfist462
that poor beer ....*grabs it and chugs awy*
YEAH .. UHH **** YOU LTA!
LarryTheArch
sorry dude
im kinda angry
so r u apparently
LarryTheArch
*tries to not laugh.. but, urg to strong
i cant stop it*
BLACKANGEL
i take this anymore
LarryTheArch
i wunder why the ROFL is red ad not blue
Nivvy
Ohh more Burns...
Eeeee....
LarryTheArch
ill burn you.... well, no i wont
LanceWindu
* Punches you in the upper lip *
NyC-gUrL
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Nivvy
Oh...
Umm...
- NAH !!
LarryTheArch
*roll eyes, roars, extends wristblades on his Predator Armband, then rips his guts out*
LanceWindu
Luckily I have 3!
LarryTheArch
err... 3 of what?
NyC-gUrL
guts....?
Nivvy
Mmmmm guts....
* Calls the Gov. to come Kick some Young Predator Ass0r *
w00t !!
Make with the Slaughter.
LanceWindu
Mr. Governator...he is Sarah Connors, keel him,
Vampiree
*sob sob* where are the tissues... AND GIVE BEER! *sobsobsob*
bLooMiLiCioUs
vampy!!
i got ur card!!!!!!!!!!!
i've written a loong letter in reply and i'm gonna post it as soon as possible!!!
LarryTheArch
sarah conner is from the terminator dumbshit not the predator
*kills arnolds character with ease after learning from the mistakes of the first predator*
what now!
LarryTheArch
YES MA"AM!
*gets tissues and beer*
Vampiree
yay! ye got my card!!!!! *stops crying* ye better send that letter jithra tamil selvam charleston!!!
Nivvy
Boing Predator B000-ing
Vampiree
*takes the beer* why thank you...
LarryTheArch
jithra? thats an exotic and pretty name
Nivvy
Predator is sooooooo.. Child-Like.
I'd rather just.. Carry on living, knowing he doesn't exist.
Besides, In children's Fantasies.
Vampiree
cuz bloo is loooooooooooovely and everybody wants to hug her! *hugs bloo*
LanceWindu
Pictures a children watching Predator...nope..still doesn't scare em
LarryTheArch
your welcome vampiree
Vampiree
play some depressed music please...
LarryTheArch
I dont know any... im usually happy.
u tell me whut u want
Vampiree
of course i remember! it's not so difficult after all
Vampiree
i can remember
bLooMiLiCioUs
one of the rare few!!!
*hugs*
woohoo!!
Vampiree
*hugs* i'm happy too
never actually has probs with my memory... if ye have such a dull name like: Dorota Gaca ye remember others
bLooMiLiCioUs
dorotha's a cool name!!atleast ive never heard it before
LarryTheArch
i cant remember the name, even tho its only a few posts above
Vampiree
Dorothy... is a bad name
i wanna change it badly, but i CAN'T *sobsobsob* more beer please
LarryTheArch
here ya go hun
BarmyBrummie
Its a great name Vampy!!! People take the pi$$ out of my name.
Vampiree
*takes the beer* thanks lta... no! it's a shitty name! i want my name to be Erica!!!
LarryTheArch
ummm... what's your name.
Vampiree
WON'T. TELL...
anywho... depressed ppl hand me some tissues please
Vampiree
*puts on the sweat pants*
LarryTheArch
ur rite Dorothy sucks
so dos Matt
welcome to the club luv...
now i need a beer
LarryTheArch
and my sweat pants.
Vampiree
*starts to cry* i need one too... now i'm depressed...
LarryTheArch
heres sweat pants for you
have a seat on LTA's lap vampy
ill comfort ya...
BarmyBrummie
exactly. Oh and if you've ever heard of a Band called Take That, Robbie Williams used to be in it, the lead singer was called Gary Barlow so theres another reason i don't really like my last name.
Vampiree
*sits on lta's lap and cries on his shoulder* WHY!!!!!!! whe the world is such a sick, sad place!!!
hey, aren't ye younger than me?
Vampiree
'take that' OMG ye poor thing.... *hugs abby* but ye know i still love ye
BarmyBrummie
Thankyou, now wheres those sweat pants???
LarryTheArch
im 13... and everyone luvs me!
sorry about your anme
mine sucks to
*hugs her and holds in arms*
Vampiree
*gives abby the sweat pants* here... want some tissues?
LarryTheArch
*tosses sweat pants*
here ya go hun
here have seat on my other side of my lap...
well comfort eaach other
Vampiree
*still cries on lta's shoulder* oh gos... now not only my name sucks, i'm cheating on my future husband BUT i will go to jail for child abuse! (actuallly not, but i have to have some reasons to cry and drink more beer)
LarryTheArch
*comforts in arms* You can alwayz change your name... oh and how old r ya?
heres a blanket *wraps blanket around the two* and a Corona *gives her Corona
Vampiree
i'M A YEAR OLDER than ye
but still *takes the corona* thanks. But still... i'm depressed
LarryTheArch
everyone on my sig is older dan me
nay
everyone is older then me
wait did i just say nay...?
if you're still depressed then u need soemthin to lift you're spirits...
and I promise not to snog you again...
BarmyBrummie
I'm a year older too LTA. But still, it's only a year!
Vampiree
thank god! so how to lift my spirits, eh?
Vampiree
abby: only a year my arse...
BarmyBrummie
That lifted your spirits!!
Vampiree
hah. hah. hah. ye better make me some tea abby
and cucumber sandwiches, old chap! *glances on the list* bloody hell!
LarryTheArch
umm a Spirit Lifter...?
how about this luv:
*gives a slow and relaxing massage*
Vampiree
massage good. massage more.
BarmyBrummie
Here ya go chuck! *gives tea and cucumber sandwiches to vampy* By crikey mate, that should lift ye spirits even more!
LarryTheArch
*works her back and shoulders slowly and sensually*
Helping any luv?
Vampiree
tea and sandwiches!!!!!!! crickey!!!!!! yay! i love ye mate! *starts to eat and drink* i feel lots beeterr now
Vampiree
lta: yeah, feel a lot better
*smiles*
LarryTheArch
Your welcome *smiles back and hugs*
Vampiree
now i feel good! *ttakes off her sweat pants* lookie! i'm not depressed anymore! *jumps in joy and hugs lta then runs to abby and hugs her too*
LarryTheArch
Im still depressed I need some comfort...
BarmyBrummie
Whooo, flippin hell thats great vampiree!!
Oh poor LTA!! Thats so ravin that your still depressed!
LarryTheArch
oh and good that ur not depressed luv
Vampiree
yay! bloody great, mate! but still... still i'm too tired... massage more please
LarryTheArch
yes ma'am
*works the lower back OUTER thghs slowly*
Vampiree
oy! *points to her neck and shoulders* these parts hurt, please!
BarmyBrummie
You got to give him credit for trying!
LarryTheArch
yes... credit... cards... mroe credit cards
*sighs and massages her neck and shoulders*
Vampiree
lta: it's, like, two feet higher than you're massagin now
Vampiree
that's better *pats lta on the head* good boy
LarryTheArch
"id rather be a bad boy
"
Vampiree
oh you! *giggles* massage, don't talk!
LarryTheArch
Arrested Development: "Dont be afraid to ride her. ride her hard and fast." that was hilarious
*continues massagin her lower back and upper back, neck and shoulders*
Vampiree
arrested has some great songs, but that lyrics were just...
massage good. massage more.
BarmyBrummie
LTA's getting eager.
LarryTheArch
Arrested Development is a tv show in america...
a very funny one on Fox entertanment
*massages good. massages more*
Vampiree
whoa! *pours water all over lta* that should chill ye hun
BarmyBrummie
Doesn't cold water usually do the opposite thing??
Vampiree
it's a band too
*massage good, vampy happy*
Vampiree
uh... it's special water?
BarmyBrummie
Like our 'Special Vodka'
Vampiree
yeah, just like it
LarryTheArch
like oisters r 2 horniness
cold water is the anti-horniness
but horny teens are immune 2 it so... revenge for pouring water over me
*pours cold water over vampirees white t-shirt
*
*masseges very, very good to vampiree*
Vampiree
i don't wear white! *takes off her wet BLACK t-shirt and changes into a huge black jumper* massage good...
LarryTheArch
where it for that reason don't you...
*mssages easily over herback and collarbones, realsing tension at the base of the neck*
Vampiree
don't ye try to make me purr lta!!!
ah... massage good...
LarryTheArch
purr for me baby... :rollseyes:
*continues the massage*
Vampiree
*sticks her middle finger* anywho... massage good, who saw the World Idol? or pop-idol... dunno... anywho, the show where ppl sing
LarryTheArch
you're a tough girl to please Vampiree, i might enjoy this...
Vampiree
i'll think about it lta... anywho... call me vampy
so did anyone see that? anywho... if someone did, then sorry for that guy from poland... he's such an imbecile... now everybody regrets that we sent him there....
LarryTheArch
Vampy, no I didnt luv. I wanted 2, who was the best (cant be Kelly...)
BarmyBrummie
who won anyway?
Vampiree
dunno if somebody won, it's not over yet i think
lta: the aussie was the best
BarmyBrummie
Vote for Will Young, the british guy!!!!
LarryTheArch
Vampiree: Your the best, no celebrity beats you
Vampiree
i won't! he sang like he could die any minute then! i voted for the aussie (sorry, the polish chick was TERRIBLE) and the norwegian guy (dunno how to spell norway, turning rooby again)
Vampiree
lta: *blushes and giggles*
Vampiree
don't talk! my back is waiting!
BarmyBrummie
Poor Will
I haven't even seen world idol. I'll watch it tonight though.
Vampiree
watch it
and see.... and ignore the Polish guy... he was terrible... oh god! the whole Poland is so embarrassed cuz of him!!!
BarmyBrummie
Why did poland vote for him to win pop idol then? I'll have to watch him and judge for myself. GO WILL!! He's so sweet.
Vampiree
no! i'm not talking bout the singer! i'm talking bout the judge guy! the singer was a girl and she has beautiful voice, but she sang terribly on the world idol
LarryTheArch
*continues to massage her back and neck*
BarmyBrummie
Oh
She might sing better tonight.
nazgulinthedark
hello everyone!
Vampiree
ah! my massage finally came back! *leans against lta* massage good, massage more...
abby: i don't think so
nazgulinthedark
*sits on barstoll* i'm sleep deprived....
Vampiree
ye want some cucucmber sandwich? *hands some to naz* and have some tea! abby made it!
BarmyBrummie
Oh well. I just hope britain does better than we did in the eurovision song contest. We were the only country not to get a single point. I couldn't stop laughing! It's all tony blairs fault with that stupid war!!! KILL TONY BLAIR! KILL TONY BLAIR!!
BarmyBrummie
No one beats my cups of tea mate!
nazgulinthedark
*takes bite of samich* ok....
Vampiree
awwwwwww! where did my massage go now! hello!!!! my BACK.... uh... those ppl... anywho... how dye like the sandwich naz?
BarmyBrummie
Cucumber sandwiches are all the rage in britain me old chum!
nazgulinthedark
good samich
Vampiree
gotta give sth from myself... but since i wouldn't stand a mere sip of vodka now... HAVE SOME SAUSAGE!
nazgulinthedark
SAUSAGE!!
Vampiree
polish sausage rules all!
even though i'm vegetarian
nazgulinthedark
sausage
BarmyBrummie
Sausages! You can have my big mac if you want Naz. I don't like it
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