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Sorry dude I was away on business yesterday, only saw the thread this morning and it was already locked.

Yesterday was hellish all round too, the motorway was packed and I got stuck in traffic and on top of all that I had to give away lots of alcohol to customers as christamas presents, I nearly wept.

ow no! don't make those threads!
Lara is great was made with a purpose! this is just sucking up!

Shut your cakehole Inspector Poirot.

Purpose? Like wooing her?

hey! the reason was that Ush wanted to make it up with Lara!
and besides, the title of the thread is totally wrong!

Everyone is great!!!!











pfft

I didn't want to 'make it up' as such. It's just that Lara seemed to think I was getting at her and I wanted her to know it wasn't the case.

And I didn't actually expect you to open it... when I said I should open a 'Lara is great' thread to show her, but wouldn;t because it would look silly, I was surprised when you actually did it. But it seemed fun so I steamed in.

But I do rather think that you have to take some responsbility for it, yerss... it's hardly as if I had to fight to get you thinking it was a good idea. Admit it, you love that thread!

we are all great, lets face facts.

Please see the "sand person no. 10 is great thread" to see why.
party on!

I'm flattered that I'm great. However, I knew this a long time ago

Easy To, you'll never get that expanding melon out of your front door.

hey! don't insult the melons!


ok, Ush, I love that thread! One of the few with a GREAT title!

I think you started it just for yourself, yerss. Ush is just a cover-up.

Or even a scape-garak, eh?

Ushgarak doesn't know a thing! I have the power, he's just the appendix

Do not underestimate the POWER of the dark garak.

and who is THAT?

It's the person you're not even worth to be his fart.

I'm not interested in your social position

What's that got to do with it?

accept you having no brains?

Accept that you not knowing how to writing English...

hey, I admit it!
But you are still in denial

Sure, because mine's fairly impeccable. Especially for a foreigner. Even Ush is impressed.

But surely denial is in Egypt...

Sorry, I can never resist.

Yes I am impressed; impressed to the point where I don't forgive him errors. If he can speak English better than a lot of my friends then I'm not cutting him any breaks... and barely any of my friends can speak ANY other language at all.

Scape-garak... heheheh... you made a joke about my name...

oh that is so lame,...... man that was lame

That's another classic joke Finti, quickly run to the Egypt thread and use it.

Ush, I may be off the mark here but was that a sarcastic "heheheh"? I can never tell with you.....

classic my ass, still is lame though

veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery funny Ush!
(smell the sarcasm!)

I don't care about speaking/writing English!
South-African rulez!

Here are some Krugrand for you Yers, go buy a lollipop and it is called Africaan

Moet niet mij de les spellen niet!

The things I do for a lollipop (and still you don't pay for me!)

Yes, it is a truly dreadful joke. But as I said, I can never resist.

That wasn't literal sarcasm, Mech. It was more me playing dumb.

and that last one wasn't that hard huh?

at least you dont have to play Yers.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt!

huh? I don't get it!

*cough.......cough...****!.......cough!*

How rude! Mech isn't a ****! Well, not totally I think

Thanks.......I think.....

*whispers*
just agree!

*In Homer Simpson's whisper voice*

I think he's talking to you....

I was talking?

If you were, I wasn't listening.

Like I would care about that

Your a caring being Yersoot...that's why you would care.

yes ... normally....
but this is To for crying out loud!

Remember the thread title.

Yes, you are great...all hail you, Tomacco

Hey, I didn't start the damn thread. People just instictivley know my greatness, then title threads after me.

I'd kneel to you, but I'm kinda glued to my chair

So what makes you so great anyway?

I don't know. It will take too long to explain.

That's the easy way out. Try if you will.

no. I don't wanna play. I'm taking my ball and going home

you'd make me play alone by myself.....w/o a ball

Okay, the ball stays.

Thanks, buddy .....
*throws the ball at the back of Tomacco's head* or *just holds the ball like a good lil girl *

Well, then my response to those options would be either "D'oh!" or "Woo-hoooo!"

That's good to know ....I think I'll be a good lil girl this time.....but next time Tomacco...next time........

Just give me a warning so I can get a running start!

All right I'll give you a head start....but I'm warning you I play softball....I know how to throw a ball properly

Hmm. . . either I should duck, or get my baseball glove.

A girl? Throw properly?


.... err...




...err...





WOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Yeah, dude. But those softball chicks can really chuck that ball, even if it's underhand.

Chuck yes, throw no. I've seen them do it, they make it LOOK like a good throw, but it's still a girly throw.

Yeah, it's pretty sad.

But women have SOME good points, though. But it's not throwing.

yes. You are correct

As always.

um. . . no.

Um.. yes.

infinite wisdom of queeq, for only 2$ in your local store,
no refunds, complains will be ignored, that will teach you to buy a book from someone from Holland

What book?

yep, sand!

Most of the world is covered by sand. See how influential I am.

that's because it was the cheapest thing around

And obviously everyone likes a good deal. Deep in their hearts everyone's a Dutchman.

that's why there is suicide

That's not cheap though.

that's why there are still people in Holland

*looks deep in heart*

All I see are red corpuscles.

Ush, please correct my spelling. There's a dear.

A deer?

a female deer?

Who knows. Might be male as far as we know.

this is the part where you had to say "re"

hence: movie:"Sound of Music" ???

Some of my favourite things...

ok, ... Simpsons episode with Stampie the Elephant...
same thing

Wrong thread.

and that all to explain that thing to you!

Homer: "D'oh!"
Lisa: "A deer!"
Marge: "A female deer!"

rain is golden drops of sun

Again, wrong thread.

me, a name I call myself.

sorry queeq.

You NEVER have to apologize with me.

Awwwww....thanks baby.

Can I keep singing the song now ?

Sure, dear. Or was it deer?

It was a deer.

Far, a long, long way to run......

Where's finti ? Isn't he supposed to fill in the rest or something ?

don't know the English version ...

Well then sing it in Begiumese for us.

What is Begiumese?
Some sort of Indi?




(sorry, for the one time others make spelling errors, I have to say something about it huh?)

"Sew, a needle pulling thread,
La, a note to follow sew,
Tea, a drink with jam and bread!
That will bring us back to do oh-oh-oh" The GDF choir

d'oh!

And thank you for taking this over 100.

Closing.