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I am aren't I!

yes I am (sorry couldn't resist).

Or are you? What does you think?

Yes i am, the wit the sophistication, theres others but i don't won't to blow my own trumpet.

Oh, go on.

Ok, my great hair, (i've got terrible hair), my great threads that get about 1 reply before being closed, my great name, (i couldv'e picked from a thousand sand people but i chose number ten, or i could have picked some naf darth name, how cool i am,) my logic when fighting arguments, (it's right cus i say it is).

Do you want any more?

You could tell us who the other nine are.

sand person no. 1
sand person no. 2
sand person np. 3
sand person no. 4
sand person no. 5
sand person no. 6
sand person no. 7
sand person no. 8
sand person no. 9
and me

yeah!!

the other nine are hidden away waiting to attack you all. we attack in groups yuou know.

But if you are less accurate than stormtroopers, then I am really not that worried...

*ToMacco does Ben's howl from ANH: The sandpeople flee*

In single file, to hide thier numbers.

how do they do that? they only have one bantha!

Banthas are prety big; the all stand behind each other on it...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuw!!!!!

Sorry, thought about something else there!

what?

nothing, just take your bantha outside now

its cold and dangerous outside, indoors safe and warm

yup, that's the reason

your bantha, not you

i'm too attached to it to leave it on its own, mans best friend an all

So..your bantha is a dog?

that's YOUR version of it

Yers teddy bear is called Bantha

How dare you???
It's Mister Teddy!

Mine's called "george".

sweet... ... I think

You better believe it Yerss, I'm the epitome of cuteness.

my teddy is cute

I don't actually have a bear but I DO have a a couple of special toys...

Edna, meanwhile, has half a double-bed's worth.

The plastic doll isn't a special toy...
(but I'm not going to explain this!)

This isn't unheard of Ush, Mrs.MM has a shat-load of teddies. Me on the other hand have just one, george, the cuddlyest damn bear you ever did see.

A shat-load? Is that the group noun for cuddly toys?

He doesn't know Ush. Mech's got 'shat' for brains

he just doesn't want to say dirty words...

I think its a gaggle of teddies Ush or maybe a herd, who knows?

I may have shat-for-brains To, but that sure beats shat-for-breath.

*screams*
sissi-fight!!!


It's a close call, To vs Mech, who is going to win?
it's 3/1 for Mech and 2/1 for To

What about a cuddle of teddies?

*ToMacco and mechmoggy shake hands, then beat up yerssot*

ok, mech is away but YOU have earned yourself a full day of smacking by the ADVANCED ToMacco Slapping Machine, WITHOUT a helmet!

ouch!!! That sounds painful.

it is

Thank you mah, for this wonderfull gift

Lots of testosteron around here.

at least we have that queeq!

Lots of it, yes. Not the knowledge how to handle it though.

that's your opinon ofcourse

Of course.

and as we all know you are way wrong again...

Of course.

already said that

Of course.

queeq the dork strickes back

That's my boy.

is this the part where you say you're my father?

No, it's where I say I'm your greatest fan.

luckily you haven't said that then huh?

When? You've always been this great, haven't you. Excellent person you.

it just took a long time for you to see it...

I've always KNOWN though.

then you are a great actor

Thank you, but no need to compliment me, you're the great and wonderful One here.

It's my work as the great One to compliment others

No, you're too high and mighty to do such a measly job. You just continue to make them waffles.

for that, you get some french fries

With tartare sauce????

If you want that, yes

PLEASE!!!!!

and like a real dutch man he put mayonnaise on everything.

he is american
and he asked tartare sauce!

How do you want your fries? the good ones from Leuven?

Tartare is great. And mayonaise is just for the fries.

here you go!
*hands over a very big plate of real Leuvense fries*
hope you like them, it's not the weak stuff from the fridge...

Do you want a maatje with that?

No thanks (YEUGGHHHHH).

Something typical Dutch and you don't want it???
Well ... it does smell A LOT...

It's the only fish I hate.

Lol, I'm always teasing the boyfriend of my sister with fish:
he is allergic to seafood (well at least fish, he doesn't take the risk)
but one time I saved his but, silly him!, took a sandwich with salmon
I smashed it out of his hand and my sister got angry at me

Why? did she want him dead?

no! they went to the zoo with me ( don't ask me why!)
and they bought sandwiches in a shop, but when I began to eat it I tasted salmon and we bought the same things 3 times and the sauce and the rest looked the same... (and it was the same)
they are ... I think ... 2 years togather...

I attached a salmon head to queeq one time. Bothered him a bit.

You should have just erased his head.

Nah, she likes my head.

Boy could I make a comment about that.

You could, but knowing you you'll save it for the closet.

are you implying something?

Who ? queeq ? *innocent look*

Rude, rude people..

you see! Queeq was implying stuff, and he dishonored Gundark!

Dishonor? Well, that's a way to call it, but I did that a long time ago and she doesn't mind. In fact, she encourages it.

how rude! Implying those stuff!

Implying what?

nothing that you are capable of...

Poor yerssot. He did miss most of the early closet threads, didn't he ?

where you smacked him because he was rude?

Did he deserve it?????

Yep, he missed all of it by the looks of it. But then, he's a bit too young for that kinda stuff anyway.

queeq stop it, you sound more stupid then anything else///

*feels tenseness rise in the room*

*gets knife*
*stabs in the air*



cutting the tension here

*whispers* dang it, I was hoping he'd use the knife on himself *whispers out*

easy there! I'm still holding the knife!

That's a plastic butter knife, yers!

Go easy on him, he's young.

no kidding

I thought already that something was wrong with this knife

Okay...looking very off topic to me.