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http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

How and when are you going to die, determined by your life activities?

This is funny as well.

I am going to die on October 30, 2065, apparently, at the age of 77. Cool!

And I have a 5% chance of dying by alien abduction...

February 28, 2073
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Drowning (10%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Loneliness (6%)
Confusion (5%)

how can you die from confusion

I'm confused...is this the sidwalk or the ro-

*truck hits you*

well thats gruesome

and I like how even the scary music was included

haha, i am gunna die on october 26, 2058 at the age of 71. i have an 8% chance of alien abduction and 7% of dying of a horrible accident. i will most likely die of a heart attack

Think Twilight Zone music, Silva...

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination..."

I took it again, this time...

January 17, 2063, at the age of 75.

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (31%)
Drowning (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)

I am dead already!!!!!!!


may, 18 2048

I see dead forum members...

At the age of...?

I liked the first one better. October 30, 2064, at 77.

REX> 72

The best question was:

Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

hehe that was good

Indeedy!

Wouldn't it suck if you chose all the bad choices and it said "Tomorrow?"

I'm not hinting at anything but... jk

hmmmmmm what were your results mike

listen to steven lnych and you will no fear! ooOOOooo...

September 20, 2055
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

What's electrolysis again?

i think its hair removal with lasers
or sumthing to do with wrinkles either or

The Online Dictionary is my friend...

Chemical change, especially decomposition, produced in an electrolyte by an electric current.
Destruction of living tissue, especially of hair roots, by means of an electric current applied with a needle-shaped electrode.

Basically, electrocution.

maybe

Dumbest question ever: Is it possible to die by electrolysis???????

Pfft, of course you can! Unless they are removing your hair with it! Then again, they might slip up a bit...

it is a laser after all

October 14, 2063
at the age of 73 years

Damn, we're living quite awhile, aren't we?

I've been electrocuted

u culdn't really die because of an alien abduction, culd u?

September 1, 2064, at the age of 76

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer: 36%
Heart Attack: 30%
Alien Abduction: 11%
Third Degree Burns: 8%

How odd, Sept. 1 is my friend's birthday.....

March 29, 2049
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (5%)

so if i get into a fight with steven sagal, i have more chance of being ubducted than him beatin my ass? it makes sense..he'd get tired and want a sandwich he aint a match for this guy!

April 3, 2050
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Alcoholism (20%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)


You'll all live to my funeral!! you can come and have some coffee

I won't be there for your funeral Paola...*cries*

ok...if i get abducted..and the aliens wanna throw down..hmm,and they kill me is it homiced or abduction?wait and then i have a hart attack......(i drift off mumbling in the dark..)

January 7, 2037
at the age of 48 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Horrible Accident (14%) http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/death.gif
Alcoholism (10%)
Overdose (8%) http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/hoover.gif
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (5%) http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/gun_bandana.gif

So far i think i got the shortest life span ahh well http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/rip.gif all whenever it is your dying

Death :: August 7th 2053
Age :: 68 years old.

Cancer (24%)
Homicide (18%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Oh don't worry..... we have two options:

I can bring your cup of coffee before you die or........
you can make that quiz again and lie a lil bit so you die after me

.... and OR is not an option

Bring me coffee.

It would be scary to figure out that on the day before you die you realize: "Im going to die tomorrow."

February 7, 2026
at the age of 38 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (13%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Suicide (11%)
Auto-Fellatio (11%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Overdose (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


NO D:

Auto Fellatio!!!!!!

Wuzzat mean? o.o;;

Auto Blow Job...like a machine.

So.. kinda like a robot giving me head.. but the robot being a meat grinder?

I guess so.

Black and Decker - Pecker Wrecker

O.O.. pain..

Ouch kabibbles.

darn, I just found out I have only 60 years to go

38-16.. I've got 22.

July 4, 2067
at the age of 82 years old

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)

April 20th, 2058 at the age of 69
Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Contagious Disease (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Suicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

november 1 2029 at the age of 40... it's weird... deathclock.com gave me exactly the same year... i think it's destiny then... i'll die in 2029

Horrible Accident (17%)
Homicide (12%)
Cancer (10%)
Suicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

Deathclock gave me monday June 4th 2068. I prefer the first one.

I have no clue what death clock gave me havent done it in awhile

o.o;;

August 4, 2058
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Suicide (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

2030 aged 47!!!

a 25% chance of auto-erotic asphyxiation!!!!

i think im gonna apply to become a monk....

July 1, 2042
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (27%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Only 10% chance of alcoholsim? I like those odds, time to increase my intake methinks...

yeah, but mech, ... 5% chance for Alien Abduction

Thats always been a major concern for me, ask Gundy.

*Hides under some pillows*

that will stop them?

*Whispers*

Shhh, they can't see me under here.

Wait ... I'll help you out
*takes away the big signs pointing at the pillows*

March 7, 2064
at the age of 78 years old.

Most likely to die of Cancer

well I'm going to live to 72. I have an 8 percent chance of dying in a horrible accident (because I cross the street when it says "don't walk", a 19 percent chance of getting murdered (because my grandfather made beer during prohibition and had Mafia connections), a five percent chance of dying from lonliness, a 5 percent chance of dying from confusion and, my personal favorite, a 5 percent chance of public execution in a third world country.

You're gonna die after me! Make sure you come to my funeral darth.

2067, 55% chance of cancer. woo hoo

'course.

I actually now taken the test....
Cancer (40%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Estimated date of death Jan 1st 2056 at the age of 69! Wey Hey!

Here's mine...

You can expect to die on:
July 8, 2059
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Suicide (6%)

71 years

most likely cancer or hear attack

March 26, 2076
at the age of 88 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (18%)
Alien Abduction (17%)
Drowning (16%)
Homicide (12%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Hmmm...

hehehe... i changed everything and put mostly bad stuf and it came up...

January 6, 2004 (which is like 3 days from now!!)
At The Age of 15
40% Contagious Disease
16% Cancer
5% Heart Attack
5% Suicide

Heh heh better start planning the funeral!

oh yeah I forgot "third degree burns" cos I like to play with fire!!

Heehee, fire is fun...

(has a collection of about 100 candles down in her room)

yeah, I like to play with fire...so what? I'm surprised that 3rd degree burns didn't come up on mine

July 4, 2045
at the age of 63 years old.

well I also said that I regularly light firecrackers in my mouth then spit them out at the last second... that was a lie

Oh poo!

April 9, 2039 age 64

Cancer 22%
Heart Attack 20%
Alcoholism 13% (I expected this to be higher!)
Alien Abduction 10%
Homicide 6%

Next time I may try lying to improve my chances...

10% chance of alien abduction. hahah!

November 22, 2031
at the age of 61 years old.

And...Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Die by auto-fellatio??????

Cancer 40% , but I have 5% of chances by auto-fellatio.

December 25 2064
aged 75
cancer 31%
drowning 10%
homicide 9%
alcoholism 8%
contagious disease 7%
3rd degree burns 5%
horrible accident 5%

to be honest i was bummed out i thought i would die aged 25 in a stunt for a film

auto-fellatio, I mean I know what fellatio is , but auto-fel?? WTF????

75 that's pretty old

May 11, 2071
at the age of 83 years old.

thats when i die i liked the pushup qeustion i can do 180 without stopping

July 7, 2053 at the age of 68 years old.

Hmm just over a month from my 68 Birthday.

Heart Attack (34%)
Cancer (19%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Oh man, die of a heart attack

I bet I got 5% Suicide cause i listen to Korn

Here are my results
July 9, 2041
at the age of 51 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (14%)
Cancer (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Contagious Disease (9%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)

same thing with me.

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 14, 2035, at the age of 50 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%) In the family so not really a huge shock.....

Alcoholism (13%) Ya...... cheers

Alien Abduction (8%) Uh, yeah, right........ whip

Homicide (7%) Bring it on...... gunsmilie

Heart Attack (5%) Probably

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Does this mean some guy will strangle/suffocate me while we're having sex??

April 28, 2054
69 years old
30% cancer
Heart attack 12%
Horrible accident 12%
Alien Abduction 9%
Drowning 7%

It said that I will die when I am 84

October 15, 2048
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

April 18, 2065
at the age of 74 years old.

January 21, 2062
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (14%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Contagious Disease (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 19, 2059
at the age of 85 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Homicide (10%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Drowning (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 19, 2059, as you slip silently into the night.

Thats not a bad age i guess.

January 5, 2065
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer(48%)
Homicide(8%)
Heart Attack(7%)
Horrible Accident(6%)

I feel happy oh so happy