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My cousin had three pages of SW related jokes. These are the ones I remember;

What do you call a Gungan bartender?


Jar Jar Drinks.


What do you call a Gungan sailor?



Jar Jar Sinks.


What does Yoda do when he's constapated?




Uses the Force.


How does Samuel L Jackson like to freshen up after a hard day's filming?




With (Mace) Windu Cleaner.

And there's more, I'll try and get them the next time I see him.

What if the dead Jawa C-3PO threw onto the fire in ANH was still alive?

There's no catch line but just thinking of that is funny.

It's Christmas and Luke sees Darth Vader and says, "Hey how did you know I was going to come here?"
Vader says "I felt your presents."

I think that was how it goes. Something like that.

Hmmmm, haven't exactly split my sides yet.

What do you call a star pilot that looks like a pig?

Ham Solo

Don't get it Daft.

Sorry, I've edited it so that it makes sense now.

Boo! They're poo. Umm... What does Han's co-pilot taste like? A bit Chewie!!!
Sorry, I just thought of that in 2 seconds...

That was actually slightly good, Jeddi. And welcome to the site.

Check this out. www.theforce.net/humor/cl...iBen.shtml
Very nice I shall say.

Yeah, I like the humour section on theforce.net. I like the songs available like "Yoda" and "My name is....Darth Vader."

I'm just glad they finally updated it."

Speaking about humor www.angelfire.com/nv/jarjarbinksmustdie/
I must warn you this site is very juevinille.Here is a sample- www.angelfire.com/nv/jarj...ages/7.jpg

Did anyone check my site?