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hey guys I'm going away for a while!
as Its xmas and my only access to the net is at school I wont be around. I will be back in the 3rd week of january but I might be back before then(maybe the 2nd week of jan, my fingers are crossed!) I hope that you lot will keep yerss in line for me?
and dont have too much fun without me!
so bye bye for now! *sob!*
hey! finti! keep yerss off of the prozac! thats an order.!

Gotta love those school hols!

the word detestation springs to mind!

until then kido, have a merry christmas and a blasting new years eve.

thanx Finti!

*runs away crying*

See ya Lara.

I'll be gone until the 2nd too, enjoy your Xmas everyone. I love each and every one of you, all in different ways.

hopefully

What, that I'll be back on the 2nd or that my love differs?

*holds To by his arm*
NO! He said differs! He doesn't like you!

bye bye to you. oh, she's already gone.

guess your J-type 327 Nubian has that hyperdrive problem again...

Can I buy a new one from you? Will republic credits do fine?

No they wonta! Watta you think you'ra kind of Jedi waving your hand like that?
I'm a Belgian, mindtricks wonta work with me!

But if you can get Lara back, I give you one for free...

Everybody disappearing for the holidays???

*enters room again*
*sees that Lara isn't back yet*
*leaves the room again*

I'm dissapearing too, but I'll be able to go online now and then.

and we are going to miss you too, before you get sentimental...

you big Norwegian you!
*starts to cry again*

indeed

RC darling, I'll always be around for you.

Hehe, I heard that from someone B4.

Hmm, well. . .I'm not going anywhere. The little bastard cousins are going to invade my house!

*smacks To*
ow wait! sorry about that!

*puts To on the Advanced ToMacco Slapping Machine*
That's better!

Heck, the Welcome forum will NOT be the same without Lara around.

Oddly enough, I'll be around here as much as ever...

That sucks!

so Lara is away and you will be more online?
so ....
...
if you aren't online she will?

*kicks Ush out*
*looks around*
*doesn't see Lara*
*drags Ush back in*
sorry

*ToMacco watches, silently*

'As much as ever', yerss. So no change either way, and that is even if I was talking about Lara. which I was not, as you well know, young man...

Yeah, I know it sucks, To. Don't worry, I'll try not to be too much of a downer.

Oh now, Ush. . . I was just kidding. We love you here.

Oddly enough I don't think I'll be around her that much.

Gonna enjoy a family Christmas.

And I am so looking forward to the New Year, and all that it means on that day of the year.

Happy Christmas to all!

and at least, Ush, I am still young

Oops, had to come into work again cus I forgot to finish off my VAT returns. Guess I get to give everyone another hug before I go though, eh?

*mech hugs everyone then leaves tearfully*

yeah,ok, give the man some damn tissues!

Ush and I will hold the fort down. **Hugs Ush**

(please note: no graemlin)

See? Gundy understands... (hugs back)

I will try and ensure Edna is here for Christmas at some point.

I will also try and be a happy man!

I'm gonna hang with you guys, Ush and Gundy. I'll go get some cigars.

He's REALLY going to hate me now. I'm allergic to nicotine.

Just don't inhale.

I'll try...

How about bubble gum? Everyone loves bubble gum. But it's not good for your teeth. I like to try to blow bubbles larger than my head.

and since you have no brains, your head is smaller, so it's not difficult huh?

He started out blowing bubbles the size of your head, yerss, so he can do that now.

Don't laugh at yerss. He can't help it.

yerssot: small head, lots of brains
queeq: big head, lots of sand

Sure.

that's the sand kicking in

Of course.

admitting, face one

Sure.

still fase one

Right.

still...

You are so correct.

As always

Here I am in my bikini, with my toes in queeq's sand, sipping a cold Corona.

queeq's sand? do you mean in Holland? in a bikini?
boy, you must be froozen then!

No worries. queeq has the heat-o-matic. He got it as a free gift with his Tomacco smacking machine.

And what wonderful toes they are.

hey! I was the only one that had the ToMacco Slapping Machine!

It doesn't seem to be working very well.

well, he isn't online now, so I can't use it!

Ah... okay.. I'll be waiting. Does it takes coins? Does it run on batteries? Is there a portable version?

No coins, no batteries, it works on Ion-engins...
(made that modification )

And it's very portable...
(and I have TWO versions: a normal and an advanced)

Cool. Can I have one, but modified to slap Gundy's butt. Not too hard of course.

kinkey

I'm not sure... ... mah isn't around ... and I'm not THAT capable of making such complex things...

I'll do it by hand then... as usual.

very impressive

If only you knew HOW impressive...

seeing your hands... definitly NOT impressive

I think he means my butt, yerssot, not his hands. They're not his hands anyway. I sewed on different ones last year.

can you feel it queeq

No. But that was the intent. It makes me slap harder trying to feel something. Gundy seems to like that, so I guess that's why she changed my hands.

big soft pillows on her chairs

Oh yeah!

Yes, queeq plucked a lot of squiks to make me those big soft pillows.

Tow squiks mind you, they're softer.

If Lara only knew where her thread has gone.

Into the clutches of chaos & mayhem.

We'll spit it out after it reaches 100.

ow yeah! after 100!
that's not fair!

spitting is a dirty habit.

yeah! and certainly if Lara made the topic!

But Lara's sweet.

You bet!

I don't have to, I already won.

You won??? ha! sure thing!

He won what is behind door number 2.

the Philips tv set...

and a brand new......Tomacco slapping machine...stolen from yerssot

ha! It's impossible to steal that! I have it always with me on a spot that I'm not going to mention

'where the sun don't shine'

dirty boy! you always think about that?

I try not to, but I get influenced by texas

Nope, behind door number two there's no Philips tv set.

lucky you queeq! Who wants that crap anyway???
*checks CD-player*
d'oh!

Ooooh, you're quite the sucker.

pfff, got it for my birthday (I think)... so I'm happy with it...still happy

What was the name of this thread again? Ah yes... closing.