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The xmen forum stole our 3 word game idea, so we're stealing their things the characters would never say idea. Example:
Draco: Mudbloods? Oh, yeah, you gotta love 'um. Talk about a neccessity in the society!

Cause he would like never say that, and so forth. Got it?

Voldemort: "Oh, a fly, i cant murder it!"

he jas got still a good heart

ooh! I love things like this!

Harry: Jeez My Mum is soooooooo Needy!

I had loads on my old computer, but not on this one...

*sulks*

give me a sec, I'll think some up

Ron: "Hey Harry, let's go and look for the cute spiders!"

^ Ha! Yeah!
Ron: AAAAA!! Its a butterfly! Get it away!

Found this one on the net...


Hedwig: It's not an affectionate nip! I'm trying to bit your finger off you bastard!

Voldemort: Where the heck are my fluffy bunny slippers?!

Crabbe or Goyle: Yes, indeed my good fellow. I am in total agreement that we should introduce triganometry(sp?) into our wizard community. Our minds need stimulation!!

Hermione: Don't ask me - I'm just a girl! Heeheehee, heeheehee!

Albus: Dudes, lets like find some reefa and score some hot chicks, yo.

Draco: This nail polish just looks APPALLING next to my new mini-skirt...

Ron: mmmmmmmm, Draco's lookin' FINE!

Hermione: Oh, my god. Parvati? Does this robe make my butt look big?

Voldermort: Harry, i would like to adopt you as my own!

Colin Creevey: F*** off, Potter. I've got better things to do.

Omgsh yall those are so freaking funny!

Ron: I think I'm gonna go help free the house elves! GO S.P.E.W.!

Mr. Weasly: Muggles are so stupid! I wish that they were never born!

Lucias: Well done Harry!! You know, I wish Draco were more like you. Brave, loyal, kind to muggles and mudbloods.....

Cho Chang: "I'd wish Harry was as handsome as Neville"

Hermoine: "I am so dreading my O.W.L.S."

Hermoine: "Hey Ron can you help me with my homework assignment?"

Ron: "Yes, Potions class..my favorite!"

Harry: "I don't see anything wrong with Snape, honestly."

Dumbledore: "I'm afraid I am leaving Hogwart's for good, I really don't care for my job anymoe."

Professor McGonnagol: "25 pts are awarded to Gryffindor for Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasley's tardiness!"

Professor Snape: "Sirius, let's do lunch."

Draco: "This one time at band camp I was turned into a ferret."

"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY" snape

Snape: "Would you all look at Mr. Longbottom's potion flask because he is about the only one of you wits who can get the ingredients right, very well dont Mr. Longbottom. I am impressed."

*laugh* this is fun!
hermoine: "i was wrong"

Draco: "I'm sorry for falling in love with Ginny, Ron.. I'll hope you'll forgive me.."

Colin Creevey:"Harry, you just have to get over me! I can't take you following me around any more."

Your in Scotland!! I'm PMing you, if you don't mind

Hermione to Ron, relaying conversation with salon lady:
So like I go into this like salon place, yknow. And I wanted like to get my toenails done. And the lady like goes, 'oh my God, your toenails are like so GRODY'. It was like really embarassing.Shes like 'OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS'. Im like 'sure...' She goes, 'uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow... '
I was like really embarassed...

Snape: Potter! err... What do you think of my new highlights? too Britney?

^ Ha! ha! HAAAA! Whoo... sorry, that one really got me... "Too Britney?"

Professor McGonnagol to Dumbledore "So what are you doing tonight? *wink wink*"

Neville: Out of the way Harry! DIE Voldy-boy!!! Ha ha ha!! *Voldemort explodes*

Fred to George: "Fred can you believe what Peeves did today, he's such a nusaince, someone really should get rid of him."

Fred or George saying something without their twin being there ....

Percy: "I absolutely despise the ministry and my job"

Dobby: I hate master Harry Potter sir!! He isn't in S.P.E.W. and thats not nice...

Ron: "Isn't Aragog the sweetest spider in the world? He's so soft and fluffy"

Ron: Harry, lets go make up with Draco. He seems like a really nice guy. And communication is all it takes.
________________________

Harry: Ron, I'm leaving you to be with Draco.

:LOL:

i loved ...too britney

draco: hey harry, lets bake an ice... (sry, love that saying...gotta bring it in!) and...i'm sorry, that i was rude to ya all the time...it's just.....i have a really big crush on you!"

Hannah Abbott: "I'm sorry Harry, I'm pregnant with Draco Malfoy or Vincent Crabbe, so I'm leaving you.. and ron.. and hermione, and seamus, fred, ginny, george and Lee Jordan so I can be with Draco and Vincent so we can raise this baby and make it as loving as Draco.."

^

Prof. McG to Prof. Trewlany: "Oh hello dahling, can we discuss my future over a cup o' tea."

Prof. Umbridge to Harry: "Harry, I am afraid that you were right all along and I unfortunately was wrong. Please forgive me."

Harry to Prof. Umbridge: "I liked your detentions, they were fun, when's my next one."

Harry: I'm harboring a secret and fiery passion for Ron... and Draco.. and Snape... and Dobby... and Dumbledore... his beard is itchy!

:LOL: oh no!


Dobby to Harry: "Please kind sir, I do not want anymore socks!"

Voldemort: "Sob, my poor old muggle Dad, I miss him so much!"
Harry:" Ah, thats ok, I forgive you for being like, TOTALLY evil, no-one really minds!"

Voldemort: I had an unhappy childhood...

Jerry Springer: And now for, my final thought...

Voldemort: Hey! I'm trying to tell you about my pain!

Ok, you'll all hate me for putting this, but you knew it would happen sooner or later!

Dumbledore: I'm sorry, Harry, but I can't help you with this one. Let me speak to Gandalf, he'll know what to do...

(Sorry, I just know how many people think that HP and LOTR are rival films!)

i don't hate you at all!

i think it is stupid to see them as rival movies! you can't compare them - no chance...

Heres one that goes hand in hand with Camelia's:

Voldemort: Damn!! Harry's foiled my plan again! Wormtail! Get me Sauron(sp?) on the phone...

house elves: STRIKE!!!
MRS WEASLEY:Fred, George, I want you to be on your worst behaviour...

Hagrid: I hate dragons, I wouldn't even want to look at one, and don't even get me started on three headed dogs!!!

Ginny: My god, have you seen Harry lately? He gets uglier and uglier each day. What a dork!

~omg , lol , u guys are so funny ~

How bout this
Hermione: Got Mr.Crouch should have taken you back when he had the chance
Winky: Oh no stupid Effin' bastard got what he desirved

Ron: i know this might sound crazy but Vince (crabbe) (singing)
i love more than life itself

This has been a VERY enjoyable read!! Thanx people!!

Oliver Wood~ "Quidditich?? Ah, it's not that great a game."

Vernon Dursley~ "My nephew, Harry Potter, is a wizard."

LotR ROCKS Camellia...as does HP...don't worry.
airangel429...I LOVE your signature!!

Sirius: No, thanks, I'd rather stay here and read the paper...at my place...in an armchair...taking turns with Severus...

Umbridge: Please get out your wands...

Argus Filch: "That stupid Mrs. Norris she doesn't do anything right.. they shouldn't allow animals in the building..."

Thanks Lyn!

Mrs Norris: "That stupid Mr. Filch, won't he just leave me alone I am tired of being his puppet!"

Hagrid: I hate giants!

Snape: Well done, Neville, fifty pointz to gryffindor!

Voldemort: Harry i am your FATHER!

Sirius: Harry, I have something to tell you... I've been secretly seeing Snape...

^ *gasp* lol

Hagrid: You know what they say about big men? Well it's not true...

Wormtail: Master i found out how to find Harry P-potter!
Voldemort: how?
Wormtail: Google.com

Sirius: Righty ho Snape, I'll get right on it!

Fred: Come on George, lets go bug Mr Filch.

George: You know, I have rather a lot of homework...

Fred: Goodness you're right!

Hermione: Bloody goody two-shoes!

Dumbledore: Oh shite, got a cramp...oh, hang on...it'll pop back into place in a bit....just gotta sit....for...a bit...shit...

Sirius: What? You want to duel? But this is really dangerous! I'd rather not...

Snape: You know Potter, you remind me of your father, he was a great man.

Sirius: Harry's in trouble!?! Just let me finish my crossword...

Sirius: Askaban was like my 2nd home, I really miss it. You should go there sometime.

they should have let Sirius do that in the 5th book instead of come and rescue Harry and then die.......
anywaz...

James: Lily, y dont u marry a frog!

Snape: So how do I look in this dress!

((following on from angel))

"Does my bum look big in this?"

(continuing, Snape in a dress, boggart)

"Eh...Miss Granger, can I borrow some lipglosss."

"EEEK! I simply forgot to power my nose....oh this is awful"

"Where are my curling tongs?!?"

As Snape puts on the stockings,"Oh my, I really need to shave. My leg hairs look like fur!"

*Snape loos in mirro*

"AARGH!! Why didn't anyone tell me I had caterpillar eyebrows?!"

Snape attempts to wax his eyebrows......

"This should be nothing.........just a little wax here and then pull...and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHH!!! "

FUN-NY!!!! WAY TO FUNNY!!!

Snape again in a dress

"Oh no, I've broke a nail."

LOL

Peeves: "I am sorry for all the pranks I have done, Mr. Filch!" "Please forgive me." *cries*

Mr. Filch: "Oh, Peeves" *cries* "Of course I forgive you." *hugs*

Snape: OMG, Sirius is, like, totally, like, out-of-this world, like, hot!

Prof. Dumbledore: Please take me off the chocolate frog cards!

Voldemort: *while flying on a broom*" i believe i can fly.....i believe i can touch the sky."

Kreacher: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID PORTRAIT!!!"

Kreacher: ((Talking to Mrs. black's Portrait)) My prrrrrrrreciousssssssss...

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

good one phoe........


Kreacher: Filthy, filthy nasty little wizardzes.

omg! wonderfuls!!

Ron: ahhh harry? i have something to ah..confess....harry? *deep mans voice* *suddenly changes to womans voice* im not a...male...im a female....*cries*

Harry: oh ronnyboy! *cries* i knew it all along!!! Lets go bra shopping!

Hermione: yeh, i need to buy some more cock-jocks anyways....

Angel wouldnt he say that?

that's really great!!! all of them!!!

hagrid: ahhhhh - there's a spider!!! help me!!!

voldemort - *waves a banner* MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!!

vampiree: dont u mean this:

Voldemort:http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/war.gif

no.. make love not war sounds cooler

hermione: kiss mah white *ss! Ah ain't gonna work on that crap *leaves for a cigarette*

haha the voldemort kne was good, the oen with hagrid and the spiders, too und the one with kreacher proceiousssss

luv it =)

Ron: *stroking Aragog's head* Isn't he just the cutest!?!

Trickster...yes he would...i was putting in gollum's words!!!!

Aragog: "I'm goin on a diet, no more humans, bugs are better for me."

Sirius: (to the portrait) "My Preccccccciiiiiiioooooooooouuuuusssss!"

Sirius: "I just love having my mum around, her voice is like music to my ears. Muggles would refer to her music as heavy metal music, wouldn't they Harry?"

Aragog: (to his little spiders) "Oh I have the most awful news, if you look on the bottom of the humans shoes it says Warning if you eat me, you will get cancer. I am afraid that we all are going to die now." He crawls into his web and dies.

Denometers: Shire..... Baggins
(i jst had too!)
Voldemort: Now lets all be friends and forgive one another!

Neville: What about second breakfast?

((he's such a cute little hobbit!))

Harry(to Hermione about homework): Don't go there girlfriend*clicks fingers from side to side*

Hermione: "It isn't Draco's faulth... you shouldn't blame him.. he's just a boy trapped between two worlds.."

Percy to Weasley twins: hey bros! Can you make something that can make Mr. Fudge jump? Or something that can blow up the Ministry of Magic?

what do u mean? r u talking to me?

Harry: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THAT MAGIC SCHOOL

Vernon Dursley: YOU ARE GOING TO HOGWARTS AND THAT'S FINAL YOU ARE GOING TO LEARN TO BE A WIZARD SO YOU CAN FIX EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE

Dudley: Can I go to Hogwarts it sounds like a cool school I hope they don't have too many fatty foods though

mrs figg: eww, stupid cats!! i wish i had a dog!!!
filch: tell me about it! stupid norris follows me ev'rywhere! so annyoing!

Voldemort: I can't believe I killed that little baby's parents and then tried to kill him I feel simply awful. I don't know what got into me I mean Im not that bad of a person am I? Ok so I got a little cranky but can you blame me? I had no parents so i thought "why should he." but now that I look back I realize that I was just being sooo stupid why me? why me?

lol. thats a good one angie....i like it

Dobby: I HATE socks....and I HATE harry potter....

Dumbledore: Over what hill?, where?, i don't remember any hill!

erm... amybe i am stupid but i didnt got tha last one

lol! soz was a lil cryptic!! ever heard of the phrase "over the hill" as in wen someone gets old their "over the hill"???? all that comment was is that dumbledore was told that he's over the hill, and he didn't understand and said that he didn't remember going over one?!? get it....soz!!! i shud just keep it simple!

Sirius: Harry, guess what i heard!!! Voldemort got cought and sent to Azcaban!! I can't believe this!! How come he gets all the attention?? I killed a whole crowd of people and still!! I get nothing!!

Hermione: I can't handle this!! I just can't handle this!! I mean my pen ran out of ink and my home work is due in 3 weeks and i haven't started it yet!!! My life is over!!! I'm never studying it again!!!

Ron: it's ok hermione, i'll do all your homework for you.

Harry: Excuse me, Draco and i are busy over here could you keep your voices down!

Harry: I can't believe i painted my nails blue today... that's like sooo yesterday *twirls his hair around his finger*

I think dumbledore would say this if he got the chance

Voldemort: "I wonder what dumbledore is doing today? maybe I should call him up and see if he'd like to play a round of golf or maybe tennis."

Snape:"I'm taking away 150 points away from slytherin because they are just so stupid"

Ron:"Hi Aragog! How's it going man? Hey what are you doing later this afternoon I thought we might take a stroll."

Harry:"Oh Voldemort, you are the coolest guy in the world."

Peeves:*bumps into harry*"Oh excuse me good sir. I didn't see you there. Wasn't watching where I was going. Hey would you like me to go pester malfoy for you."

Dumbledore:"Harry? Who's Harry? I don't know a Harry? Harry Potter? No I don't know him either. You say he's famous if he was im sure I would have heard of him."

Umbridge: Harry Potter? How can u dislike him? He's brilliant!

Dumbledoor: Harry Potter? I wouldn't trust him as far as i could throw him!! So, prefessor Umbridge... what are u tomorrow night?

*Wink* *Wink* to Umbridge.

Umbridge: What about tonight?

Dumbledoor: I can't miss tonight for anything... I have a movie date with Voldemort!
*Jumps up in one spot clapping his hands together*

Ron: S.P.E.W.

this is off topic but has anyone noticed the squibs in hp have cats?

Harry: Man Eloise Midgin is hot i just wanna kiss her and hug her and......

Draco to neville: Look buddy i'm sorry for insulting you all those times i mean you all tottaly cool and stuff
neville: oh draco my dear no offence taken sorry for trying to kill you in 5th year *laughs* don't see how i got all worked up over my parents going wakco (hugs draco)

all the squibs? er i know only mrs. figg, who except her?

mr filch

oh yeah, thats right
erm... what did ya wanna say with that?

Wormtail: mynizzle fosizzle

lol. thats a good one. can i add a bit onto it?

Wormtail: mynizzle fosizzle, in da house yo. *starts break dancing* hope u dont mind me cashing in on ur idea!?

(u actually dont mind...do u?)

lololol omg these are so histarical i have just read 7 pages of all of them.

lol this is insanly funny !!!!! hahahaha


Voldemort: i wish there were more people like Harry in this world

draco: harry potter...i wish he liked me.

Crabb & Goyle: f*** off draco.

Hagrid: i hate annimals.

i dont mind
Voldemort: HEY LOOK DADDY I CAN RIDE MY TRIKE!! muggles ROCK!!!!

Mr Filtch: Im glad they got rid of the punishment that hung you by your thumbs. It was too unnatural!

Hermionie: I'm going into the boys bathroom...

Moaning Mertyle: It was wonderful....

omg... This thread is soo funneh...


Hermionie: OMG! No more homework!!

Voldemort: How about a nice cup of tea while we discuss world peace?

Dumbledore: Mudbloods deserve to die

Dooby: Mr.Malfoy! Darling! I love you!!

Neville:draco stop it leave me alone
Draco: okay

Merlin's Beard, I've never laughed so much in my whole life! lol

Hermione: This book is so boring!
Let's go to Hogsmeade and party till the dawn!
I don't understand this!

Draco: Leave my father out of this!

Snape: I love working with children!
Lockhart, tell me, how do you make your hair?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA NICE JOB

umbridge: of course i love centaurs! i love halfbreeds 2!

Harry: Isn't this pimple on my forehead CUTE?

LOL, this is the first time i've been in this thread... real funny...

Ron: ((sings)) You are such a...

FAT PIG
FAT PIG
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when I
((licks lips))
Come for YOU!