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As they are some of the best films ever ask and answer questions about all the Movies that were directed and wrote by Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and silent Bob strike back)

Where is the main place all the movies Set?
Which Two characters are in all 5 movies?
What is the name of the new film that will be released later this year?
What was meant to be in the magic eye picture in Mallrats?
What were the names of the two main charaters in Clerks?
What Superhero movie did the director Kevin Smith appear in?

1- New jersey (?)
2- Jay and Silent Bob
3-jersey girl
4- the statue of liberty (?)
5- dante and randall (i lived the show, it sucks it got canceled)
6- daredevil (?)

1. New Jersey
2. Jay and Silent Bob
3. Jersey Girl
4. a sailboat
5. Dante and Randall
6. ?



Who said,

"I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight. "

"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? "

"I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight. " - Jay: Clerks

"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? " - Brodie: Mallrats

What is the name of the comic book in Chasing Amy?

What is the name of Kevin Smith's comic book store in Red Bank, NJ?

1) Steve-dave
Jay and Silent Bob's secret stash

Sorry, I should have said the name of the comic book that Banky and Holden produce. Not the comic book guy.
The second one's correct though.

oh sorry Bluntman and chronic

What is the movie the woman and her kid wanted to rent in Clerks(its the part with the porn movie list)?

Who was Bluntman and chronics enemy in JASBSB?

And who played him?

1- ?
2- Cock Knocker
3- Mark Hamill

I think the movie was called Flappy Scrappy or something like that.

Whenever I think about Randal ordering the videos......the ony one that sticks out in my mind is "Big Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum"..............I can't get past that one.

Happy Scrappy Puppy?

Who is Silent Bob's cousin?
Where is he from?
What does he sing?

1)Cant remmber

2)Russia

3) I what to **** with you Berzeker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silent Bob's cousin is Oloff

He is from Russia

The name of the song is "Berserker".....

The name of his band is "**** your Yankee blue jeans".........


I actually own a "**** your yankee blue jeans" world tour shirt........the one Jay wears in JASBSB......has Oloff on the front with Berserker under his name. On the back it has the band's name and tour dates.

Technically, the magic eye picture mentioned before was a schooner ("A schooner IS a boat!"

More ???'s

1. Name the drink that Azrael (Jason Lee) asks for in Dogma.
2. Name the Genesis game that Brodie is playing at the start of Mallrats.
3. What is "Rug Munchers" and where is it found?
4. What is one of God's main vices in Dogma?

Two of these I know for sure, the other two I'll guess.

1. A Holy Bartender
2. NHL?
3. A lesbian. Chasing Amy?
4. Skeeball

1. In Dogma, what is the name of the shit monster and where did it come from?
2. In JandSBSB, what does Jay say after him and his hetero life-mate get kicked out of the nun's car?
3. In Clerks, what is the profession of the egg searcher?

1) what Character was meantioed in the first 3 films but we never see and is important to the story???

2)What does jay call Robin Williams in JASBSB??

3)What are figmens(spelling) of Holders ****ing imagination???

4)What does Dante think is better Empire or Jedi???

1. that chick who dies while swimming... i can't remember her name... argh!

2. dunno.

3. santa clause, the easter bunny, and nice lesbians

4. empire?

well done on 3 and 4

1. I'm wanting to say Rick Derris........but I can't recall if he was mentioned in Mallrats or not.

2. The Mork from Ork guy..........


Primitive Screwhead's questions were answered........except for Rug Munchers. It is the name of one of the shops in Mallrats.......the Eden Prairie Mall.

Answer to TMWATA's #1 - Julie Dwyer. She drowned.

1. In Dogma, what is the name of the shit monster and where did it come from?
2. In JandSBSB, what does Jay say after him and his hetero life-mate get kicked out of the nun's car?
3. In Clerks, what is the profession of the egg searcher?

Game on, Evil Dead!

Only know the answer to #1: The Golgothan, formed by a collection of excrement at the base of the cross that Jesus was crucified on.

The exact quote on #2 is eluding me, but I thought it was something along the lines of "following the Good Book".

Stumped on #3.


Follow up:

1. In Dogma, what does Bethany "threaten" the Voice of God with... after thinking she has a baseball bat?

2. What is the name of the orangutan?

3. According to Loki (Matt Damon), what was the woman's "sin" who survived the Mooby the Golden Calf conference room slaughter?

Correct on #1. On number two, I'm looking for what Jay says to Silent Bob after the nun pulls off leaving them stranded again.

Answer to follow up #1 - A fish
#2 is eluding me, but I'll find it.
#3 - Not saying "God Bless You"

sumunabeech's #3 (In Clerks, what is the profession of the egg searcher?)....
He was a high school guidance counselor.

1. Who was the only Jersey Trilogy main character that did not appear in J&SBSB?
2. What kind of porn does Randal watch at the Quick Stop on Clerks?
3. What does Banky's hat say?

PS#1's 2: susanne (sp?)

1. Who was the only Jersey Trilogy main character that did not appear in J&SBSB?

- T.S. Quint - Mallrats

2. What kind of porn does Randal watch at the Quick Stop on Clerks?

- Chicks with Dicks

3. What does Banky's hat say?

- Snootchie Bootchies Bluntman

just wanted to say very cool thread guys and am sorry i havent been around these days i love you guys are just as nutty as me about KS and his creation. I watched the (i think) leno show shorts the other day, v v v funny, jason has had his hair cut!!!!

well thank you Bridget firth got any questions for this triva thread

1.in the clerks cartoon what is the name of randals porn
2.what was the ending song in mallrats and why
3.name all of ben aflecks charecters
4.in dogma what director does jay hate
5.in jandsbsb who plays bay silent bob
6. what film was the first trailer for J and SBSB shown on

#3 guidance counselor

nevermind

4. John Hughes
5. Kevin Smith's daughter

1.in the clerks cartoon what is the name of randals porn
2.what was the ending song in mallrats and why
3.name all of ben aflecks charecters
4.in dogma what director does jay hate
5.in jandsbsb who plays bay silent bob
6. what film was the first trailer for J and SBSB shown on

1 dont know
2.suzanne by weezer because thats the name of the orangotang
3 Shannon Hamilton, Holden McNeil,Bartleby and ben affleck
4.john huges
5dont know what a bay is
6dont know

1.XXX
5.(i ment to say baby) kevin smiths daughter
6.Scary Movie 2

4. The guy who did 16 candles/Breakfast Club...John Hughes
5. She means the young one...Kevin Smith's daughter
6. No Idea

G osee Jersey Girl wen it comes out! sadly, it has J-Ho in it, but whatever...the rest of the cast is great, and I'm sure it will be a sweet movie.

Sadly, there will be no more Jay and Silent Bob...F*N Mewes couldn't get his SH*T together and get off drugs...just wondring if you guys knew that...

Did you know he was high when they recorded the clerks directors commenrty

Harley Quinn is the name of Smith's daughter...that's who plays young Silent Bob at the beginning of JaSBSB

6. Dogma? I'm almost positive it was Dogma and not Scary Movie 2

more questions, please?

1. What was SUPPOSED to be the second film in the saga? (NOT MALLRATS!)

2. Who played the Golgathan(shit demon) in Dogma?

3. What is the most common reason for Jason Mewes to post on the
ACTUAL View Askew www board? (when he did post on it)

4. What character from Mallrats did Jay have a relationship with in a closet in real life?

5. What is the name of the convention that is held in Redbank, NJ during which the movies are shown and discussions are held?

6. Who is the most bizzare person that Kevin Smith has ever worked with?

7. What director did Kevin Smith have a feud with a few years ago?

8. What did Kevin do with his daughter(Harley Quinn) just weeks after the release of Dogma?

Since this thread is called View Askew Universe, I figured it would be OK to ask questions that are View Askew related, and not necessarily pertaining to the actual films. If that's a;right with all you guys/girls, then I have a lot of questions to ask.

Yeah, Mewes was high during that, and then he fell asleep. He was also high in one of the last scenes in Clerks where he is talking about his grandmother always pissing and shitting herself, and they had to do the scene over and over again.

Is nobody playing anymore? What's going on...?

1) what is the name of of kevin smiths daugther??
2) what characterhas a life size model hanging in the window in the comic store in mallrats?
3) what is the name of th comic store in mallrats?
4) what character is kevin smith going to make a film of soon?
5) what did the security gaurd ask silent bob to say after he sucked jay off in JASBSB?

Sorry SAtown, your questions are too difficult for me.

TMWATA:
1. Harley
2. Bluntman?
3. The only name I can think of is "Secret Stash"
4. Jersey Girl?
5. "and make it sexy!"

lol. ok, whatever. Maybe Evil Dead will come backhere and try to answer them or something. I've got like 20 more, but I'm not sure if they are much better.

summunabeech

apart from number 1 the rest are wrong sorry

try mine, somebody!

Damn, where did everybody go?

Anybody at least wanna guess? I didn't start this thread, so why am I the only one posting now? At least think of some questions if you don't wanna answer mine, please.

2. Spider-Man, if I'm not mistaken
4. Green Lantern

Hey sumunabeach, Secret Stash was the store in JNSBSB, and the full name was Brodie's Secret Stash.

yes, but Kevin Smith owns a comic shop in Redbank, NJ. The name of that is Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash.

Screwhead, go on the page before this one and try to answer my questions.

Ah, yes. The infamous eight. Those are damn HARD! Good, but freakin' hard.

I'm a little teapot

lol...the infamous eight...I like that. Their really not too hard, but then again, I already know the answers.

Okay, I'll try a couple of these.
1. ?
2. Ethan Suplee (sp)
3. My guess would be he was fubar and missed the porn link
4. I don't know about Mewes, but Smith was seeing Joey Lauren Adams
5. Vulgarthon
6. ?
7. Tim Burton
8. I'm guessing here, but I'd say baptized.

2, 5, 7, and 8 are correct.

1 - Dogma
3 - to get game tips
4 - You're right about Kevin, but Mewes had a relationship with Trish the Dish.
6 - Prince

I'll post more later tonight.

OK, here we go....

9. What place did Kevin Smith once call the "Happiest place on Earth?"

10. What film was originally released on Laser Disk as well as VHS?

11. What was the job of the lady who bought the Beef Jerky in Clerks?

12. When did we first see a trailer for the Clerks cartoons?

13. Who was the character of Alyssa Jones LOOSELY fashioned after?

14. Who was the character of Holden fashioned after?

15. Who was Kevin Smith's idol, and the inspiration for him to start making movies?

16. What is the name of the convinience store where Kevin Smith used to work while writing his manuscripts?

Good luck!

any guesses anyone? sumunabeech?

wow, everybody dissapeared

wow .. make easier questions

They aren't that difficult.

This thing seems dead...

9. I dunno, did they say that about Mooby's?
10. Wasn't it Mallrats?
11. That psychiatrist, you mean?
12. Well, I saw it on the Clerks DVD I think

Question: Where did they get the design of Mooby from?

All are wrong, sorry.

I have no idea as to your question.

Since no one's answering, Mooby is Mickey Mouse with the head a cow instead of a mouse.

Is that an observation?