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Been Asked:What does KMA mean?
Has Heard Asked: If a chicken had lips could it whistle?

Has Heard Asked: What's "a l'orange" in french?

Has Asked: If a dwarf and an elf had a child, would it be tall or short?

It'ld be ugly that's for sure

I went to Taco Bell a few days ago and I asked the guy for hot sauce and he said, "do you need it right now?"

my friend was once telling me a joke and he waslike ok what do u call a what ever he said then he was like no wait i messed up let me start over siad the joke over and was like what do u call a oo man i forgot then he then he says to me .. Do u know? i started cracking up it was so stupid it was funny


note- hd to be there if u didnt find this funny

(((Man, I wish we had a taco bell)))

Where in Cali are you, Tela?

A city where there's no taco bell but a fiesta tapitia.

been asked:virginia are you from virginia?
heard asked:how many letters are in the alphabet?

If a dwarf and an elf had a kid, it would be pretty short...get it? Pretty short!

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haha this happened today....
A: are you staying at sixth form?
B: yeah
A: are you doing A levels?
(A levels is all you can do here)

I've been asked if I put that marker in my head. What a silly question.

I hate school i hear alot of dumb qeustions asked to teachers like a teacher will explain sumthing then the kid will be like oo can u repeat that one more time i wasnt listening

This little kid asked me how babies were made Why me?

my friend asked me.'can you breathe in space...'
..den why do people av bowl shaped objects on dere damn heads!!!!!

someone once asked me, "do you have updog?" then i asked "whats up dog" then they go "not much how bout you." ugh if you dont find it funny i understand, im hyper right now

Been asked: (by my friend when we were on the way to our school skiing trip) "Do you think we'll see snow?"
she meant would we see snow on the way there, but it sounded so stupid..

tis funny......!

Heard: after a game cube ad........."So is that some sort of new computer game " people are so f*in dumb

This guy asked me where i study and i told him down Brighton, and he asked me :''Oh right, Thats somewhere up north in Scotland?''

Heard beign asked: George Bush asked this singer Chalotte Church :'Where are you fom'' Charlotte said :''Wales'' and George Bush asked her :''In which state is Wales?''

One time I was on a road trip with my mom and my brother and we stopped at a taco bell for lunch one of us asked for a fork and the guy said "we don't have forks. We have sporks." god people who work in fast food places are such idiots. Funny though.

Sporks are the bomb! I always steal sporks from Taco Bell by the handful because they are the best for camping!

Whats a...spork? A mix between spoon and fork?

One time on the way to grandma's my sister said, 'Mom, why is every bridge we go over called "Narrow"? I laughed so hard my sister almost cried.

yep

I was watching the Matrix, the second Matrix when this couple behind me is like I can bet you any money Neo is the evil one

Yes, it's mostly a spoon with a few points on the end. They are light weight and great for backpacking trips!

Not many people get Matrix...

And some people just get Neo

you guys ever get the feeling that you're surrounded by stupid people I sure do

And no, by that I don't mean you guys I mean people at the movies, fast food places, the mall etc

I was at a chinese restaurant and this blonde girl went up to the waiter and is like do you serve Italian

some drunk guy asked me and my friends

"Are you aliens or robots". I swear.

we just said robots. then he said ok and left

rofl "umm... we're robots.."

Me too! Not here of course. But in public, i always feel like I'm one step ahead of the common person. Like, if the city street were to split open, I'd be the guy saying 'hey, be careful folks! There is a big crack in the ground.' Then people would look at me weird and they'd just keep walking and fall to their deaths!

The Most Stupid Questions You've Ever Asked/Been Asked

i wonder what would happen if we said we were aliens. lol he might have gone crazy.

One time I was at the county fair and this guy on a ride yelled down to another guy on the ground: "Dude if you weren't stupid you'd be smart"

lol

OMG my mom was walking through the town with her friends, and you know when the green light comes on and it starts bleeping, well my moms friend asked her why is it bleeping, and my mom said: ''so that blind people know its green''

And she replied: ''What on earth are blind people doing driving''

TH you crack me up..

That's funny because I heard somebody yell that at me once at the county fair and I couldn't tell where it was coming from.

ahhaha i just remembered in spanish class my teacher accidently asked the class a question in french. then everyone was confused so she thought we were laughing at her. the whole class got in trouble. we tried to explain but she's an idiot

http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif GO Hiker!

Some dude asked me if i was gay and i said no

Then i asked him if he liked being gay and he said no, and so i was like
so you don't like being gay? and he was like "what, no!" and i was like so you do like being gay? and he was like "what yo ur twisting my words, i'm not gay" and then i said yes you are and he walked away all sad.

I was once asked what a movie was...

lol

http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif <====Where does she get these wonderful toys!

lol good question

I know

the bunny ears from sex and the city...

She is still here and she has a name!


I was just being supportive of you...with a smily...from a random source!

fine... where does MILLA get these wonderful toys...

http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/evillol.gif
we will never tell....muahahahaha... right milla

http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/wasntme-sign.gif

well I'm off to bed later boys and girls
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/hug.gif

your defense ST and lil: http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/tank.gif

bu then i launch this against u: http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/tomcat.gif



and u go: http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/blowup.gif

Right Ireneness! http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/fixed.gif

i'm so sorry, MILLA!!!!!! Seriously, I want to name my child Milla if she's a girl. I love that name and it would go so well with my last name, Mullins!

http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/iloveyou-sign.gif Sweet Dreams Irene!

love you lots lollytots!

muahahahaha Millaness

Your last name is Mullins!

Preston Mullins! my god, your name is so unusual!! awsome!

Milla Mullins..

bad boys bad boys...

and I kick you where the sun dont shine http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/diaper.gif

LTA and Silvs ===>

Silva, didnt you mean you'd

http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/beat.gif LTA?

I get bad images from that

Damn, LTA, your ass got sun burned or something!

ive got another thing up my sleeve.

but u survive and then i go: http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/chair.gif

then in victory i go http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/usaflag.gif


adn then i look at you:http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/giljotiini.gif

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pokey.gif zzzzzzzzzz

hahahahahahahahahaha! the lil yellow face is poking his sister's eye with a wooden stick!

random smily alert
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pile.gif

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

My favorite smily:

How do you know its his sister

thats mine http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/angel_not.gif

i dunno ............i just do lil B.......lol

Bellabutterfly, what the .. .. ?

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