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Which holiday do you celebrate?

Do you believe that Jesus Christ was born?....I doubt it was on Dec 25th but He was born. Most of the songs and stuff are wrong but the Luke has the real story of the first Christmas....check it out

No I dont belive in Jesus and the bible stuff

Jesus was born, there is proof to that
(why would the Romans talk about him if he didn't exist and he did their empire harm)

The bible isn't THAT correct, but it's very close and with a lot of symbolic in it

Christmas has become 'more than the some of its parts'. Whether you are Christian or not it is a good time to celebrate what it represents- goodwill and so on, at the end of the year.

or you can save the drinks for new year

I appreciate your views ...thanks

Christmas! Horray!!!!!!!!

Yeah..it's nice what it represents..and it's a good excuse to be a bit more cheery..that works for me. Hanakah and Christmas are both prominant here..so you don't have just one holiday shoved down your thought as much...that's a nice switch.

I went into Burgar King today, and the guy who served me said "Happy Holidays".

I then overheard him later say that he can't say "Merry Christmas", because it could offend different races. How rediculous is that?

Well you never know.....on the tv guide it says happy x mas or something like that.....People try hard not to offend others...but it doesn't work

Personally Merry Christmas is usu the normal phrase used around this time

Same here. But they do have to be careful, because lawyers will sue people for anything these days.

True, these days you can be sued for stepping on someone's foot or looking at them the wrong way....
gee we might hurt their feelings

I hate lawyers.

Do you know any personally?

I've been spared that pain and sorrow up to this point, but I have a friend who wants to be one.

No, I don't know any. But I watch specails on 60 Minutes, and 48 Hours, and see that they try to get murderers and rapests back onto the streets.

Kinda makes one doubt the justice system....cops lock 'em away and lawyers set 'em free.

There was a case somewhere, where a woman was at McDonalds, drinking a cup of coffee. She spilled some on herself, then SUED McDonald's for the coffee being to hot. She won the case.

What the hell is that all about?

I've heard about the case, but I didn't know she won...that's a sickening thought.

McDonalds had nothing to do with that "stupid" woman spilling coffee on herself!.....I triped on a sidewalk about 4 years back....does that mean that I can sue the town?......

Probably!

So, next time you go to McDonald's, go in the morning and get some coffee. There is a warning label on it: WARNING: HOT. It's rediculous.

Really, McDonald coffee is hot?!? really....gee and I was going to pore it over my feet to warm them...bad idea right

Since that lady hit up McDonalds...you think Burger King's still fair game for a lawsuit ????.....seriously....people go crazy when it comes to easy money.

Hmmm *ToMacco rubs his chin* Hey, let's go to Burger King and get rich!

Love to....hey maybe you could choke on a french fry and blame the new batter...say it's all their fault and be really rich....it's brilliant

No shit. They'll next have to put warning labels on each fry.

That would suck,......it'd take years just to finish a meal.....so much for fast food then *eats a french fry-chokes*

*ToMacco does heimlech manuver on Julie*

Thanks, Tomacco. ....Now we can sue

Then we would just become two more pricks who manipulated the system.

True....rich...but pricks....an' nobody likes a prick

But I do agree...we could never pull something like this because we are the ones who loath other people who do.

Well, we have a very important thing in common then. I'm starting to like you, Julie. You're not married, are you?

No....I'm still in high school ...not that that's saying much

But you're 18, so you must be a senior. And it's true what you say, too. People get married now where they're like, 12.

Scary thought....I don't think people are mentally mature enough at that age to handle resp of a spouse and fam.

Yes, I am a senior....good work, Sherlock.

Don't be a smartass, you punk!

Hell, I'm 22 and I don't think I'm mentally mature enough to be married. I still love to go out on the weekends and get shitty with my buddies. All my girlfriends in the past got mad at me when I wanted to hang out with my friends. I could never understand that.

Girls are wierd. . . no offense.

None taken...hanging out with your friends is important....that's how you have friends. Don't your girfriends ever want to just hang out with the "girls"?

Girls are only weird to the poor man who doesn't understand us....besides...boys are usu immature ....that's ok by me

Yes, my past girlfriends did just want to hang out with the girls at times. And I never said anything about it. I was happy to let her go for the night. But if I had asked for a night with my buds, they would go nuts.

Girls sucks. . . no pun intended.

Did you enlighten them to the fact that that's selfish?... giving and taking is all a part of being in a relationship...it's a good thing you didn't marry the girl.

Sometimes I think that every girl that I have dated has been nuts, just by a coincidence. Now I'm thinking your girls were just put on this earth to make life miserable for us males.

Onriginally, Eve was to be a companion to Adam....She ate the apple first but he was there and did nothing to stop it...then he ate the apple too....from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil...thus the fall of man....

hahaha....I guess ....but life's miserable enough w/o having prob's with boy/ girl friends

Yes, but sometimes they are there to make things better, too.

i suppose that's true, but I've never officially had a boyfriend so I couldn't comment on that either way.

Why not? Do you have bad breath or something?

hahahaha....no However I've attended small private schools all my life and have never really been interested in having a boyfriend...I have many friends that happen to be guys, but no "boyfriends"

Well, you should work on that. Depsite all the headaches of a significant other, they do have many other perks!

*rings weddingbells*

THat's the way to scare them off. Well done, yerss.

like you would say:
mission accomplished

I am proud of you.

well ... don't make it a habit!

But I intend to.

you hate your life huh?

Hate my life? Because I'm proud of you???? Hmmm.

or you are depressed

Neither, I'm just proud.

strange ... very strange
must be because it's almost christmas

No, it's because I wuv ya.

easy there!
don't take advance because Lara isn't here!

But I DO!

first you try to hit on her, and then when she isn't around you start hitting on me!

Because you're so superb.

yes, I am but that's no reason

For me it is, major man.

what would Gundark say?

She'd pretend to be jealous and then open the door to the closet.

Well, five hours until Christmas here. Yayy!

so they will stop playing "Scrabble" then?

We never play Scrabble. Scrabble is for kids.

Ow? You changed it to Stratego?

We play Yahtzee. But its just a front.

HUSH! Not everyone needs to know.

two fives and three sixes, guess I win this one as well

Ah, but you can't play.

bleugh! yahtzee!
booooooooring!

Not the way we play it.

with one dice?

I wouldn;t mind knowing 'queeq yahtzee' rules.

if you are not able to make it the yahtzee "grades" then you will taste a little of my cute VIKING BATTLE AXE

you trow the dice and that's it

Well...... there's a lot more to it, but there may be kids reading this.

Ok, and you write it down, big deal!

But I won't.

He could tell you, yerssot. But then he'd have to kill you.

Hmmmm.....I could use a fresh corpse. Hey, yerssot, come here buddy.....

*takes out a shiny axe*

Well I would like his head too, dear. You can cut if off, just don't let it roll down the floor drain.

If you do that I promise you that my head will role!

Role ? Rule ? Roll ?

Please check one of the above or any that apply.

*takes advantage of Gundy's confusion and runs away*

*stops yerssot at the door and cuts off his head*

Here you go, dear, a somewhat late Christmas present for you.

sure thing queeq, I'm still standing here!

Your body is, yes, but that was just your head talking. Gundy developed great ways of body part preservation.

? My head is still on my body, and my body is here...

Thank you, queeq dear.

*pats yerssot's head as she walks away with it*

There, there, now. Always a little confusion when the head is separated from the body. No need for alarm.

ok, I think you both are a bit confused, I'm going to let you two alone now...

Good idea......I think its safest for you that way

safe? huh, they claim they have my head when it's solid attached to me!

Well then they have problems don't they.