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right, harvard lampoon...a.r.r.r.r roberts step aside, kmc is taking over

i want a spoof written here, i want everyone to colaborate and each write parts, we will start with the prologue and end with the classic "well," said sam "im back"

i want it to be long, very long....humour can be sophisticated or basically just potty humour

go, make a spoof script worthy of rememberance

oh and it cant be copied from anywhere, thats naughty, so whos starting

come on people, hello, dont let my idea go down the drain, if you love me, you'll reply

aWWWWWWWWWW sauron!!!!.
are we spoofing everything??......better than secret diaries and stupid ring?????????????//

hmm who has the courage to start? Fini the woman? saron? surely not I?

i not starting

... Well im not the one too start

ok then...

here goes:

Bilbo: today is my 111th birthday

Gandalf:"Silence!"

Crowd of hobbits: "oooooo"

Gandalf: "don't do it Bilbo don't i know ur plan."

Bilbo: "er..I don't know what ur talking about old wizard"

Gandalf: "you will not disapear and run away with the ring of SAURON!"

crowd of hobbits:"Saron???"

Bilbo: "dont listen to him this is my party the old fellow just wants more attention"

Gandalf: "who knows what youv'e spoke in the dark u fool! "

*Suddenly bilbo rips of his head (it was realy a mask)*

Gandalf"who is this imposter? show yourself!"

Fake bilbo: my name is Peter...Peter Jackson


continue.....

ok that sux

Gandalf: KILL HIM

Sam: *steps up* No Wait, he may have something to say.

Peter: I would like to say....*slips on ring**Mischievious laugh*

Sam: Ok, maybe not

Gandalf: I will get you!!!!! You evil son of a bi***

That was even worse

bilbo : (rins up to house)(takes off ring)

gandalf : (runs in house) FOOL OF A TOOK!!

gondalf: sorry wrong hobbit

^wasn't much better

gandalf: fool of a bagins!"

bilbo:"what?"

well, ive post some of my idea at the last thread. i think you all have read them.

Bilbo looks at Peter
bilbo: who's he?
gandalf: who?
bilbo: him *points at Peter Jackson*
peter: i'm not suppose to be here am i


(sorry but i also cant write storys)

At the plains the three Hunters was surrounded by the riders. then Eomer said" What the hell does an elf, a man and a dwarf in the Ridder Mark?" Aragorn replied " My name is Gladiator. and we are looking for our friend PRIVATE RYAN"
OPS.

right people....dont critisize your work, have confidence and faith, but seriously...prologue first

sauron! we already started we cant do it all over again!

we can cos it has to be in book form, makes it longer you see

oh

i see. lets go with the prolouge thingy

And here we have the evolution of Legolas' hair! (Making this up for this thread)

First off we have 'nice and well groomed'.


http://www.geocities.com/karenlpy_images/legolas_crebain.jpg


Second, we have the stage where his hair becomes messy but still intact. What would you expect of an elf after killing 35 orcs and running from a Balrog.

http://www.geocities.com/karenlpy_images/snowy.jpg

Here so we have him coming about and his fish braid has come apart, perhaps when he was fishing.

http://www.geocities.com/karenlpy_images/profile.jpg


And here after a long day's work he has worried that his hair had become much messier than what the Balrog caused.

http://www.geocities.com/karenlpy_images/legolas2.jpg

Thus here he smiles with gratitude to his cosmetologist for refreshening his hair for he would not dare to go on another minute in its messy state.



http://www.geocities.com/karenlpy_images/filming_smile.jpg

Uhmmm sorry, but, what's a spoof? If I knew what it is, maybe then I'll post....

check out the lotr spoof thred

kitoky> the pics arn't coming up

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

post the pics again plz
and i would love for this thread to pick up.

*scratches head..* erm......kinda forgot where I got them......

curse you and all the halflings!

well not realy...

well, did we start the spoof yet? i am getting terribly confused over here!
*pipage starts to bang head against table*

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT A SPOOF IS!!!!! Argggg. Hey Pipage, I love your sig!!! YAY PIPPIN!!!

a poof is something that pokes fun and parodys something

a lotr spoof would make fun of lotr, but not in an offensive way, you read bored of the rings...or the soddit?

Hey Sauron...I bet it burns that your thread from so long ago has died out, and now a similiar one ( I thought we weren't supposed to created duplicate threads ? ) is taking off ????

not really because i got a mention on the other one

*hmm, evil plan has seemed to backfire*

Oh well...let this thread die once again..I was just bored and thought I would do a little resurrecting !

NYAH!!!!!!!!!!


I laugh in thy general direction!


And I'm insulted if you're trying to do my wrong!

Me do wrong...NEVER !

Though, if possible...why don't you close this thread therefore it can't be brought back to life once again and we shall only have, ONE Spoof Thread

Well if you say 'ONE SPOOF THREAD' then I must close all the other spoof threads as well - as in the Lord of the rings spoof or LotR spoofs, very funny.

The just nevermind, and we should stop posting on this thread and send it back to the 20th page where I found it.

That would be wise.

MUAHAHAHA

ok ad i will be evil

yes, it hurts deep down inside, like indigestion really, i wish this had took off

No No No...

No evilness here

oh never mind then

I thought we were going to let this one die !!!

*maces*

*notices kit eyeing up his close button*

*nods*

DOOO ITTTT

You think he will close it ????

*wonders*